LISA: The Painful

LISA: The Painful

4.5
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Разработчик: Dingaling Productions

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Описание


LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition – это игра в жанре RPG, наполненная чёрным юмором, безумными сюжетными поворотами и кошмарными историями. Отправьтесь в ужасающее путешествие по постапокалиптической Олейте. За очаровательным фасадом скрывается мир, полный отвращения и морального разложения, где вам придётся узнать, кто вы на самом деле, принимая решения, влияющие на весь последующий игровой процесс. Жертвуйте собой, чтобы сохранить жизнь членов своей команды: принимайте на себя удары, теряйте конечности и подвергайтесь другим бесчеловечным пыткам. Здесь вам помогут выжить только эгоизм и жестокость...

В этой версии игры вы сможете погрузиться в новые кошмарные истории и разгадать ещё больше секретов с улучшенной HD-графикой, поддержкой 120 FPS, новыми задушевными разговорами у костра, обновлёнными боями, фоновыми темами, новой музыкой и музыкальным плеером (включающим треки из LISA: The First), а также сюжетным режимом «без боли».



- Сражайтесь с более чем 100 разными персонажами.

- Получайте повреждения, влияющие на характеристики и атаки вашего персонажа (потеря рук и глаз, царапины).

- Набирайте в команду до 30 персонажей, которых можно найти в городах и местах стоянки.

- Делайте сложные выборы, которые навсегда изменят города, персонажей и вашу жизнь...

- Участвуйте в захватывающих гонках на тележках из супермаркета, испытаниях тяжелоатлетов и других мини-играх.

- Ставьте на кон жизни членов своей команды в русской рулетке, чтобы хорошо заработать. Но если они умрут, вы потеряете их навсегда.

- Слушайте свои любимые композиции в плеере, включая музыку из LISA: The First.

- Находите бесчисленные секреты, запрятанные по всей Олейте.

- Бросьте себе вызов и сражайтесь с уникальными врагами в «режиме боли» или играйте в режиме «без боли», чтобы полностью погрузиться в сюжет.

- Получайте незабываемые ужасные впечатления.

Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, portuguese - brazil, russian, spanish - latin america, japanese, korean, simplified chinese, traditional chinese

Системные требования

Windows

Минимальные:
  • ОС *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
  • Процессор: Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
  • Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: 1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
  • Место на диске: 800 MB

Mac

Минимальные:
  • ОС: OS X 10.6.8
  • Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
  • Место на диске: 800 MB
  • Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory

Linux

Минимальные:
  • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
  • Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
  • Место на диске: 800 MB
  • Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory

Отзывы пользователей

Не рекомендую 23.03.2025 14:16
0 1

The game effectively starts with a 10 minute cutscene with no actual gameplay or narrative choices, then proceeds into the first fight where I immediately lost because I refused to beat an innocent dog to death.

Not a great start for this one. Maybe it gets better, but my first taste doesn't leave me wanting more.

Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.03.2025 20:07
3 0

An all time classic for me; Proof that RPGMaker is as good of a tool as anything else. Brutal, disgusting, traumatic, funny. Genuinely one of the best RPGs ever, unique and earnest in a way few can claim.

You just have to be able to handle some really gnarly themes. Abuse, violence, threats of rape. It does not hold back. But it's not crass, either, or especially thoughtless about it. There is something important here. It means something.

Definitely left its mark on me. It might leave its mark on you too.



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Время в игре: 3135 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 16.03.2025 02:45
1 0

Mierda

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Рекомендую 15.03.2025 21:29
0 0

Brad

Время в игре: 1802 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.03.2025 05:58
2 0

no game has ever made me come close to vomiting pls play blind

Время в игре: 2529 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.03.2025 01:25
0 0

Instant classic, I still occasionally come back to this game nearly a decade after release

Время в игре: 2508 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.03.2025 13:10
0 0

Great game so far. Love the unique combat system and choices.

Время в игре: 394 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.03.2025 03:25
0 0

interesting game with a dark tone. it likes to subvert your expectations and fuck you over. probably won't finish it but it does a lot of cool things

Время в игре: 306 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.03.2025 00:14
0 0

story interesting as hell, gameplay fun as hell.

Время в игре: 987 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.03.2025 00:47
1 0

Glad I finally got to experience this game, took me 8 years after buying it to finally finish it. It's seriously such an uncomfortable experience. So many disturbing moments you have to endure both when exploring and when experiencing the story, but also has so many hilarious moments. The gameplay is also so unforgiving and will beat you down to a pulp in combat, choices, and just traversing the world.

An absolutely awful experience. I definitely recommend it... Though you need to know what your getting into before buying.

Время в игре: 2519 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.03.2025 17:35
0 2

my name is yado, i made the joy.
it was difficult, to control the mutants together.

8/10

Время в игре: 629 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.03.2025 01:30
0 0

holy shit

Время в игре: 936 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.02.2025 22:12
0 1

I killed my friend so I can keep my arm

Время в игре: 1750 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.02.2025 14:48
0 0

Addiction Is a powerful thing

Время в игре: 1018 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.02.2025 21:36
0 0

hell yeah

Время в игре: 4132 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.02.2025 08:04
1 0

This video game is something else, I had never before played a game this before, and when I first played it, it put me in a depressive state. LISA is a very difficult turn based RPG game, and it has one of the best and also most depressing and upsetting stories I have ever seen. The game has a fair bit of comedy, but it is counterbalanced by moments that are just heart-wrenching, and a completely bizarre soundtrack that captures the essence of the game.
I personally recommend playing the original mkxp version over the definitive edition, for one's initial playthrough, because no one in any way should (have the option to) play the game in an easy mode, it defeats one of the core aspects of LISA.
This is an absolutely phenomenal video game that deserves more recognition, but be warned, it is a very heavy video game.

Время в игре: 2174 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 24.02.2025 23:49
0 0

Words cannot describe how much I love this game. I am not an emotional person, but this game hit me harder than Grave of the Fireflies. This game is something you have to experience firsthand to understand what I'm saying. This game makes Undertale look like Desert Bus. I love this game so much that I bought it three times. First on Steam, and then when definitive edition came out I got it on Switch. Then finally the Lisa Bundle of Joy when it was only available in Japan. Now should you do this? Yes. Buy it now.

Время в игре: 1452 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.02.2025 22:04
0 0

really makes you think

Время в игре: 261 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 03:30
1 0

Easily the greatest RPG Maker game of all time. Very unique gameplay, art style, and story that you can always come back to and keep finding things you missed. 10/10

Время в игре: 2083 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.02.2025 15:07
1 0

Hilarious and funny, yet sometimes very deep. Also very hard combats!

Время в игре: 420 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 21:33
0 1

He dropped her, she dropped him.

Время в игре: 5120 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 17:16
15 0

A curse upon a world filled with pain and despair itself. Hope never existed to begin with, leaving only cruel choices and bitter regrets behind. The world is absurd and corrupted, mercilessly mocking one's true powerlessness within it. This journey, stained with sacrifice and suffering, leaves indelible scars on the soul, with nothing but emptiness waiting at its end. To the question of how horrific the cost of survival can be, LISA provides a hauntingly clear answer.


세상은 불편함과 불쾌함으로 가득 차 있다.

Время в игре: 761 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 11:53
0 0

An amazingly soul crushing adventure
Only play if you have an extremely thick skin when it comes to unrelenting misery in games.
Thanks to this very game, it created an entire sub genre of music replicating stuff you'd hear in this and it's DLC sequel. Love it.

Время в игре: 772 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 14.02.2025 21:43
3 0

I've gotta be honest - I think this is boring and slow and awkward and not fun to play.

I was gonna open it up and play just now and in my head I was like pfff... like I was about to do work. As soon as a game does that to me, it's out.

Maybe it gets better later (I don't know) but even if that is the case I hate games that make a point of being boring at the beginning. If you've got something to show me then get on with it.

Время в игре: 39 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.02.2025 00:17
0 0

its makes me big sad

Время в игре: 1890 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 13:06
2 0

I hope you have your tissues ready for this one...

You play this sad bloke named Brad Armstrong who was once a martial artist and fell victim to an drug referred to as Joy. I don't need to tell you that it was a way to cope with unresolved trauma, right? Sweet! As someone who doesn't care about spoilers, this is one case where I genuinely recommend you go in blind your first play-through, so I'll try to avoid them with this review!

In this Dystopian world, women have essentially gone extinct. Not a surprising twist here buuut Brad happens upon a baby girl one day and views it as an opportunity to redeem himself for the past by raising and protecting her as his own. (I will forewarn everyone now: this game doesn't shy away from alluding to potentially triggering stuff. It's never explicitly stated, though the implications are quite clear. Which is what you'd expect in a realistic post-apocalyptic setting: moral desolation.)

Of course, after a few years, she runs away for reasons I won't disclose here. Suffice to say the poor lass doesn't understand just how dangerous and nefarious depraved men can really be.

Brad quickly makes it his one goal in life to find her.

And in this journey, you'll see glimpses into his past while simultaneously making choices now that may negatively impact him - or those around him.

Let me exaggerate this before we go any further: every single decision you make matters. Some have more noticeable consequences than others. The ones that have the largest impact? You will have no doubt on whether it's important, so enjoy yourself and play at your leisure!

Like many others have stated, I can wholeheartedly agree that LISA has the humor of BoJack Horseman and the gameplay mechanics of Earthbound. That alone was enough to sell me on this masterpiece. Should that not be enough motivation by itself for you, I can confidently say this is absolutely one of the best games I've ever played out of the hundreds of thousands I've perused.

9.5/10

Время в игре: 1754 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 09:57
0 0

Haven't played Joyful nor First yet, but oh Lord this game.
Yes the rpg system isn't great, and it isn't a great challenge (I played in Pain mode), it's easy to break the resources system with Nern, but honestly, who cares? It was funny changing my playstyle depending on my companions and limbs. But gameplay isn't what Lisa focuses on, the story and the character are the thing that get you.
!SPOILER ALLERT!




When I had to choose to kill my allies (I WILL NEVER LET NERN DIE) or cut one of Buddy's nipple only to be FORCED TO KILL THEM WITH MY HANDS IN THE ENDING destroyed me, the hatred i fekt for Brad in the last bits of the story was a first for me, and no I DIDN'T HUG HIM IN THE END.
So yes one hell of an experience, can't wait to see more of Buddy and I hope Buzzo in Joyful.

Время в игре: 1420 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.02.2025 22:23
0 0

Good but weird

Время в игре: 540 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 09.02.2025 20:47
1 0

Despite the creativity put into this game's worldbuilding its mechanics are boring and annoying, which made me stop playing it.

Время в игре: 151 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 11:45
1 0

A Painfully joyful Journey into suffering



This review will focus on Lisa the Painful but also the Lisa trilogy a whole.

Interdiction


I’ve loved this game for almost 10 years. it’s my second favorite game of all time. Incredible gameplay, amazing Soundtrack, distinctive art style, and one of the best stories ever told all come together to create an atmosphere that carries you from the very first moment to the closing of the credits. If you haven’t played it yet, start with Lisa: The First where it all began.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2743030/LISA_The_First/

Chapter 1: Lisa: The First


Lisa: The First is the origin of the trilogy. Though brief, this mini entry sets the tone with its raw, uncompromising grim and hopeless mood. It’s the essential primer. A quick taste of the darkness that defines the series and you Should Play it before playing the Painful or the Joyful.

Chapter 2: Lisa: The Painful


Part 1: The Painful



The Story:
The early hours are intentionally slow, almost as if the game is testing your patience by holding back its full impact; I think that is a brilliant way to throw off those who are expecting something else from the game. The deliberate pace gradually unfolds a richly layered world that truly comes to life after the first hour or so. The narrative unfolds with a distinctive dark humor, a biting, almost surreal tone that only deepens the effect of every painful moment. The 2D design is truly distinctive. Every area is carefully crafted, creating a purposeful and immersive landscape that guides you naturally through the game while telling the story of an area without saying a word. It makes you wonder if there are more areas you can explore or secrets you haven’t discovered yet. This thoughtful design makes exploration feel exciting, ensuring that every step you take adds to the overall atmosphere regardless to where you are in the map.

The Gameplay:
The combat in Lisa: The Painful is meticulously polished, with turn based mechanics that reward strategic planning and precise execution. There are virtually no random encounters, only two designated spots where you must actively search for fights. Each encounter is unique, with every enemy boasting its own distinct visual flair and character. The boss fights are especially a highlight; they’re fantastic in both design and challenge. The secret boss in the Definitive Edition, with its raw emotional impact stands out as one of the most memorable and unique boss encounters I've ever experienced.

The Art:
The music and art style are central to what makes Lisa so special. The soundtrack remains with you long after you stop playing, and the visuals are uniquely unsettling. The abstract art supports the narrative perfectly, building an atmosphere that is both grim and, at moments, strangely beautiful.

Part 2: The Definitive Edition


The Definitive Edition refines many rough edges of the original. Key differences include tightened narrative elements, refined mechanics, and a secret boss fight that offers a fresh challenge. While the core experience remains faithful to the OG, these tweaks make the game a bit smoother and more satisfying overall. I recommend playing the Definitive Edition over the OG. It’s a superior way to experience this painful journey.

Chapter 3: Lisa: The Joyful


The Joyful stands as a game in its own right. It carries the dark DNA of the series while easing into a slightly lighter tone. In my experience, it doesn't deliver the same emotional weight as Lisa: The First or Lisa: The Painful. Its boss fights, however, are the best in the series, injecting a refreshing burst of excitement into the experience. While the overall offering feels more limited and falls short compared to the earlier entries, it provides a conclusion to the main story.

Chapter 4: Fan Games


The community around Lisa is incredible. Over the years, fan games have carried the torch with remarkable creativity. Standouts include:
Lisa: The Hopeful A Complete game.
Lisa: The Pointless Still in development.
Lisa: The Fool An upcoming game.
All of Which are free.

Conclusion


From the humble, haunting beginnings of Lisa: The First, trials of Lisa: The Painful to the challenges of Lisa: The joyful, every chapter tells part of a story that I can’t fully do justice in words. I’ve loved every minute of it, and I know you’ll find something unforgettable in its pain and, surprisingly, in its hope.

Время в игре: 6871 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.02.2025 21:26
1 0

This game will mentally scar you your whole life, and afterwards you'll be left wanting more

Время в игре: 1528 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.02.2025 05:28
0 0

very sad very cool very epic idk brad is a really full character and i love him

Время в игре: 2510 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.02.2025 13:09
0 0

Creative and soulful. Enjoy!

Время в игре: 233 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.01.2025 06:36
1 0

Funniest and most depressing game ever made

Время в игре: 459 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.01.2025 17:43
1 0

banger
from the music
to the writing
to the story
to the gameplay
truly a 10/10
tho i have only 3 hours so this aint real fact

Время в игре: 191 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 27.01.2025 20:49
2 0

This is the worst game I have ever played.

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Рекомендую 25.01.2025 23:03
1 0

Epic

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Рекомендую 25.01.2025 11:58
1 0

It's like the best game ever made. Probably.

Время в игре: 2685 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.01.2025 01:11
2 0

VERY GOOD GAME I TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GAME PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Время в игре: 1526 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 24.01.2025 03:07
8 0

I'm beyond speechless, what a heartbreaking, depressing, sorrowful journey, yet at the same time, a self aware comedic one at times.

I hate you and I love you Mr. Jorgensen.

What an amazing game.

Время в игре: 839 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.01.2025 15:27
1 0

Notsocasualbrowser Plays LISA: The Painful
Notsocasualbrowser Has finished LISA: The Painful
Notsocasualbrowser has depression
Notsocasualbrowser takes Joy
Notsocasualbrowser is overjoyed

9/10
Would fall off a bike off a cliff again

Время в игре: 2164 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.01.2025 05:13
1 0

Haven't played the definitive edition yet, but this game walks the line perfectly between Earthbound and Pathologic of being both a funny, enjoyable, quirky RPG and a miserable world and experience.

Время в игре: 1601 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.01.2025 18:43
0 0

its lisaing time

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Рекомендую 19.01.2025 20:35
0 0

Been playing on Pain Mode.
Went an hour without saving.
Nern talks my fucking ear off and Brad isn't rested.
Got gangbanged by the fucking snakes 5 TIMES IN A ROW.
Died.
10/10 Nern has better dialogue than most games I've played/watched since 2020.
BRAD DID NOTHING WRONG

Время в игре: 185 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 04:49
0 0

This is the darkest game ever made. I loved it

Время в игре: 623 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 17:36
0 0

from start to finish, the combat and the OST, this game is a timeless masterpiece.

Время в игре: 2028 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 23:27
0 0

I cannot fully explain how it does it, but this game is so devastating and hilarious at the same time. Absolutely masterful

Время в игре: 1064 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.01.2025 01:45
0 0

A very solid game. I would even go as far as saying Lisa the Painful is fantastic. However.... Lisa the Joyful leaves a lot to be desired. Worth picking up either way!

Время в игре: 1836 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 06:34
1 0

unintentional feminist masterpiece.

Время в игре: 1046 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.01.2025 23:22
1 0

What an unforgettable experience.

Время в игре: 4358 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Dingaling Productions
Платформы Windows, Mac, Linux
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 03.04.2025
Metacritic 77
Отзывы пользователей 96% положительных (9728)

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