Разработчик: Dingaling Productions
Описание
LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition – это игра в жанре RPG, наполненная чёрным юмором, безумными сюжетными поворотами и кошмарными историями. Отправьтесь в ужасающее путешествие по постапокалиптической Олейте. За очаровательным фасадом скрывается мир, полный отвращения и морального разложения, где вам придётся узнать, кто вы на самом деле, принимая решения, влияющие на весь последующий игровой процесс. Жертвуйте собой, чтобы сохранить жизнь членов своей команды: принимайте на себя удары, теряйте конечности и подвергайтесь другим бесчеловечным пыткам. Здесь вам помогут выжить только эгоизм и жестокость...
В этой версии игры вы сможете погрузиться в новые кошмарные истории и разгадать ещё больше секретов с улучшенной HD-графикой, поддержкой 120 FPS, новыми задушевными разговорами у костра, обновлёнными боями, фоновыми темами, новой музыкой и музыкальным плеером (включающим треки из LISA: The First), а также сюжетным режимом «без боли».
- Сражайтесь с более чем 100 разными персонажами.
- Получайте повреждения, влияющие на характеристики и атаки вашего персонажа (потеря рук и глаз, царапины).
- Набирайте в команду до 30 персонажей, которых можно найти в городах и местах стоянки.
- Делайте сложные выборы, которые навсегда изменят города, персонажей и вашу жизнь...
- Участвуйте в захватывающих гонках на тележках из супермаркета, испытаниях тяжелоатлетов и других мини-играх.
- Ставьте на кон жизни членов своей команды в русской рулетке, чтобы хорошо заработать. Но если они умрут, вы потеряете их навсегда.
- Слушайте свои любимые композиции в плеере, включая музыку из LISA: The First.
- Находите бесчисленные секреты, запрятанные по всей Олейте.
- Бросьте себе вызов и сражайтесь с уникальными врагами в «режиме боли» или играйте в режиме «без боли», чтобы полностью погрузиться в сюжет.
- Получайте незабываемые ужасные впечатления.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, portuguese - brazil, russian, spanish - latin america, japanese, korean, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
- Процессор: Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
- Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
- Место на диске: 800 MB
Mac
- ОС: OS X 10.6.8
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
- Место на диске: 800 MB
- Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory
Linux
- ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
- Место на диске: 800 MB
- Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory
Отзывы пользователей
Easily the greatest RPG Maker game of all time. Very unique gameplay, art style, and story that you can always come back to and keep finding things you missed. 10/10
Hilarious and funny, yet sometimes very deep. Also very hard combats!
A curse upon a world filled with pain and despair itself. Hope never existed to begin with, leaving only cruel choices and bitter regrets behind. The world is absurd and corrupted, mercilessly mocking one's true powerlessness within it. This journey, stained with sacrifice and suffering, leaves indelible scars on the soul, with nothing but emptiness waiting at its end. To the question of how horrific the cost of survival can be, LISA provides a hauntingly clear answer.
세상은 불편함과 불쾌함으로 가득 차 있다.
An amazingly soul crushing adventure
Only play if you have an extremely thick skin when it comes to unrelenting misery in games.
Thanks to this very game, it created an entire sub genre of music replicating stuff you'd hear in this and it's DLC sequel. Love it.
I've gotta be honest - I think this is boring and slow and awkward and not fun to play.
I was gonna open it up and play just now and in my head I was like pfff... like I was about to do work. As soon as a game does that to me, it's out.
Maybe it gets better later (I don't know) but even if that is the case I hate games that make a point of being boring at the beginning. If you've got something to show me then get on with it.
I hope you have your tissues ready for this one...
You play this sad bloke named Brad Armstrong who was once a martial artist and fell victim to an drug referred to as Joy. I don't need to tell you that it was a way to cope with unresolved trauma, right? Sweet! As someone who doesn't care about spoilers, this is one case where I genuinely recommend you go in blind your first play-through, so I'll try to avoid them with this review!
In this Dystopian world, women have essentially gone extinct. Not a surprising twist here buuut Brad happens upon a baby girl one day and views it as an opportunity to redeem himself for the past by raising and protecting her as his own. (I will forewarn everyone now: this game doesn't shy away from alluding to potentially triggering stuff. It's never explicitly stated, though the implications are quite clear. Which is what you'd expect in a realistic post-apocalyptic setting: moral desolation.)
Of course, after a few years, she runs away for reasons I won't disclose here. Suffice to say the poor lass doesn't understand just how dangerous and nefarious depraved men can really be.
Brad quickly makes it his one goal in life to find her.
And in this journey, you'll see glimpses into his past while simultaneously making choices now that may negatively impact him - or those around him.
Let me exaggerate this before we go any further: every single decision you make matters. Some have more noticeable consequences than others. The ones that have the largest impact? You will have no doubt on whether it's important, so enjoy yourself and play at your leisure!
Like many others have stated, I can wholeheartedly agree that LISA has the humor of BoJack Horseman and the gameplay mechanics of Earthbound. That alone was enough to sell me on this masterpiece. Should that not be enough motivation by itself for you, I can confidently say this is absolutely one of the best games I've ever played out of the hundreds of thousands I've perused.
9.5/10
Haven't played Joyful nor First yet, but oh Lord this game.
Yes the rpg system isn't great, and it isn't a great challenge (I played in Pain mode), it's easy to break the resources system with Nern, but honestly, who cares? It was funny changing my playstyle depending on my companions and limbs. But gameplay isn't what Lisa focuses on, the story and the character are the thing that get you.
!SPOILER ALLERT!
When I had to choose to kill my allies (I WILL NEVER LET NERN DIE) or cut one of Buddy's nipple only to be FORCED TO KILL THEM WITH MY HANDS IN THE ENDING destroyed me, the hatred i fekt for Brad in the last bits of the story was a first for me, and no I DIDN'T HUG HIM IN THE END.
So yes one hell of an experience, can't wait to see more of Buddy and I hope Buzzo in Joyful.
Despite the creativity put into this game's worldbuilding its mechanics are boring and annoying, which made me stop playing it.
A Painfully joyful Journey into suffering
This review will focus on Lisa the Painful but also the Lisa trilogy a whole.
Interdiction
I’ve loved this game for almost 10 years. it’s my second favorite game of all time. Incredible gameplay, amazing Soundtrack, distinctive art style, and one of the best stories ever told all come together to create an atmosphere that carries you from the very first moment to the closing of the credits. If you haven’t played it yet, start with Lisa: The First where it all began.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2743030/LISA_The_First/
Chapter 1: Lisa: The First
Lisa: The First is the origin of the trilogy. Though brief, this mini entry sets the tone with its raw, uncompromising grim and hopeless mood. It’s the essential primer. A quick taste of the darkness that defines the series and you Should Play it before playing the Painful or the Joyful.
Chapter 2: Lisa: The Painful
Part 1: The Painful
The Story:
The early hours are intentionally slow, almost as if the game is testing your patience by holding back its full impact; I think that is a brilliant way to throw off those who are expecting something else from the game. The deliberate pace gradually unfolds a richly layered world that truly comes to life after the first hour or so. The narrative unfolds with a distinctive dark humor, a biting, almost surreal tone that only deepens the effect of every painful moment. The 2D design is truly distinctive. Every area is carefully crafted, creating a purposeful and immersive landscape that guides you naturally through the game while telling the story of an area without saying a word. It makes you wonder if there are more areas you can explore or secrets you haven’t discovered yet. This thoughtful design makes exploration feel exciting, ensuring that every step you take adds to the overall atmosphere regardless to where you are in the map.
The Gameplay:
The combat in Lisa: The Painful is meticulously polished, with turn based mechanics that reward strategic planning and precise execution. There are virtually no random encounters, only two designated spots where you must actively search for fights. Each encounter is unique, with every enemy boasting its own distinct visual flair and character. The boss fights are especially a highlight; they’re fantastic in both design and challenge. The secret boss in the Definitive Edition, with its raw emotional impact stands out as one of the most memorable and unique boss encounters I've ever experienced.
The Art:
The music and art style are central to what makes Lisa so special. The soundtrack remains with you long after you stop playing, and the visuals are uniquely unsettling. The abstract art supports the narrative perfectly, building an atmosphere that is both grim and, at moments, strangely beautiful.
Part 2: The Definitive Edition
The Definitive Edition refines many rough edges of the original. Key differences include tightened narrative elements, refined mechanics, and a secret boss fight that offers a fresh challenge. While the core experience remains faithful to the OG, these tweaks make the game a bit smoother and more satisfying overall. I recommend playing the Definitive Edition over the OG. It’s a superior way to experience this painful journey.
Chapter 3: Lisa: The Joyful
The Joyful stands as a game in its own right. It carries the dark DNA of the series while easing into a slightly lighter tone. In my experience, it doesn't deliver the same emotional weight as Lisa: The First or Lisa: The Painful. Its boss fights, however, are the best in the series, injecting a refreshing burst of excitement into the experience. While the overall offering feels more limited and falls short compared to the earlier entries, it provides a conclusion to the main story.
Chapter 4: Fan Games
The community around Lisa is incredible. Over the years, fan games have carried the torch with remarkable creativity. Standouts include:
Lisa: The Hopeful A Complete game.
Lisa: The Pointless Still in development.
Lisa: The Fool An upcoming game.
All of Which are free.
Conclusion
From the humble, haunting beginnings of Lisa: The First, trials of Lisa: The Painful to the challenges of Lisa: The joyful, every chapter tells part of a story that I can’t fully do justice in words. I’ve loved every minute of it, and I know you’ll find something unforgettable in its pain and, surprisingly, in its hope.
This game will mentally scar you your whole life, and afterwards you'll be left wanting more
very sad very cool very epic idk brad is a really full character and i love him
Creative and soulful. Enjoy!
Funniest and most depressing game ever made
banger
from the music
to the writing
to the story
to the gameplay
truly a 10/10
tho i have only 3 hours so this aint real fact
This is the worst game I have ever played.
Epic
It's like the best game ever made. Probably.
VERY GOOD GAME I TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GAME PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm beyond speechless, what a heartbreaking, depressing, sorrowful journey, yet at the same time, a self aware comedic one at times.
I hate you and I love you Mr. Jorgensen.
What an amazing game.
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Notsocasualbrowser Has finished LISA: The Painful
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Notsocasualbrowser takes Joy
Notsocasualbrowser is overjoyed
9/10
Would fall off a bike off a cliff again
Haven't played the definitive edition yet, but this game walks the line perfectly between Earthbound and Pathologic of being both a funny, enjoyable, quirky RPG and a miserable world and experience.
its lisaing time
Been playing on Pain Mode.
Went an hour without saving.
Nern talks my fucking ear off and Brad isn't rested.
Got gangbanged by the fucking snakes 5 TIMES IN A ROW.
Died.
10/10 Nern has better dialogue than most games I've played/watched since 2020.
BRAD DID NOTHING WRONG
This is the darkest game ever made. I loved it
from start to finish, the combat and the OST, this game is a timeless masterpiece.
I cannot fully explain how it does it, but this game is so devastating and hilarious at the same time. Absolutely masterful
A very solid game. I would even go as far as saying Lisa the Painful is fantastic. However.... Lisa the Joyful leaves a lot to be desired. Worth picking up either way!
unintentional feminist masterpiece.
What an unforgettable experience.
fun
For me it was pretty hard to grasp what LISA actually had to offer as a game. The pictures and vids were a bit cryptic to me, so I want to tell you about the mechanics first.
LISA is a 2D side scrolling RPG with turn based battles. You will meet different "heroes" that you can recruit for your party, manage equipment and use items and abilities. Sounds pretty common, but thats not what defines LISA. What is it then?
For me its hard to describe in words. LISA is - different. Its unique. The way the story goes. The world, full of cruelty and strange mutants. The people you meet, how they are and what they do. And I want to give a special mention to the sound design, which is absolutely amazing and adds a lot to the atmosphere.
I can only highly encourage everyone who is into experiencing something more uncommon and is fine with the mechanics to play this game.
LISA is not without flaws. Sometimes its a bit hard to figure out where to go or what to do next. It's also very cryptic, especially considering the underlining world building. What is this world, who are these people, why do they do what they do. I found myself reading the wiki a lot, else I would have had issues understanding a lot of what was going on. If you want to go without the wiki, the DLC ("The Joyful") is doing a big part of clarifiying things, but sadly is way inferior to the "main game".
I liked the story and appreciated the ending. The game can be relatively challenging, forcing you to manage items in painful mode.
omori for straight men
Today is the day I live
Truly a Life Ruining Experience™
i dont like it
One of the best RPGs I have played
"You have to know this, Buddy, I was completely lost before I found you. You made me feel something again... things no one has ever made me feel. You showed me what love really is. And that's why- when I look into your eyes- it's the scariest feeling in the world. It's why I buried myself so deep into darkness. But I promise you, I tried so hard to fight it. I tried, and no matter what, I really did love you with all my heart."
"I'm so sorry I failed you, Buddy. I miss you so much."
"Goodbye."
I only liked the story
Wake up and taste the PAIN. A responsible person would say not to play this if you're not in a great place mentally, but I think it enhances the experience (burns a nice hole in your head). Also whatever tf is going on with the ost please fix that I want to listen to it like all my other osts I bought.
I Came for the giggles, but realized I'm the clown
An absolute must to play by anyone a fan of RPGs. Not for the enjoyable combat, but for the experience as a whole - a real tearjerker that actually manages to still pull out a laugh or chuckle from scenes on 2nd or 3rd playthrough. Any minor criticisms are overshadowed heavily by the excellence seen throughout.
Compared to the original, the Definitive Edition has a spectrum of minor fixes to major ones as well complete new content hidden behind cryptic puzzle interaction. Minor/major fixes are welcome, for they make the game only slightly less exploitable, but the game is still easily completable. New content added is next to impossible to discover on your own, with little reason not to use the wiki to instigate then experience yourself. The new content regardless is very worthwhile experiencing.
One of my all-time favorite games. Get inspired and make more things with this level of love and heart-wreck sewn into its fabric.
i am fricken sad, man. im gonna play it on pain mode but like...in ten years. once i stop feeling sad. from the game.
A completely miserable and heartbreaking experience; 10/10.
It’s been 8 years since I completed LISA, and I still think about it from time to time.
Maybe that’s just trauma.
This game was horrific.
Jolly good show
Early Game: "Haha what a goofy silly game what wacky adventures will happen next?"
Late game: "Tear off my last arm, I don't care you're not hurting my daughter!"
Amazing game 10/10 buy it full price.
I really like the idea of the game... but going through the actual execution of it is too painful to bear.
Funniest depression
truly disappointed about the lack of an hour long crisp/toby makeout scene............. TRULY expected more from this game
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Dingaling Productions |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 26.02.2025 |
| Metacritic | 77 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 96% положительных (9712) |