Разработчик: Dingaling Productions
Описание
LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition – это игра в жанре RPG, наполненная чёрным юмором, безумными сюжетными поворотами и кошмарными историями. Отправьтесь в ужасающее путешествие по постапокалиптической Олейте. За очаровательным фасадом скрывается мир, полный отвращения и морального разложения, где вам придётся узнать, кто вы на самом деле, принимая решения, влияющие на весь последующий игровой процесс. Жертвуйте собой, чтобы сохранить жизнь членов своей команды: принимайте на себя удары, теряйте конечности и подвергайтесь другим бесчеловечным пыткам. Здесь вам помогут выжить только эгоизм и жестокость...
В этой версии игры вы сможете погрузиться в новые кошмарные истории и разгадать ещё больше секретов с улучшенной HD-графикой, поддержкой 120 FPS, новыми задушевными разговорами у костра, обновлёнными боями, фоновыми темами, новой музыкой и музыкальным плеером (включающим треки из LISA: The First), а также сюжетным режимом «без боли».
- Сражайтесь с более чем 100 разными персонажами.
- Получайте повреждения, влияющие на характеристики и атаки вашего персонажа (потеря рук и глаз, царапины).
- Набирайте в команду до 30 персонажей, которых можно найти в городах и местах стоянки.
- Делайте сложные выборы, которые навсегда изменят города, персонажей и вашу жизнь...
- Участвуйте в захватывающих гонках на тележках из супермаркета, испытаниях тяжелоатлетов и других мини-играх.
- Ставьте на кон жизни членов своей команды в русской рулетке, чтобы хорошо заработать. Но если они умрут, вы потеряете их навсегда.
- Слушайте свои любимые композиции в плеере, включая музыку из LISA: The First.
- Находите бесчисленные секреты, запрятанные по всей Олейте.
- Бросьте себе вызов и сражайтесь с уникальными врагами в «режиме боли» или играйте в режиме «без боли», чтобы полностью погрузиться в сюжет.
- Получайте незабываемые ужасные впечатления.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, portuguese - brazil, russian, spanish - latin america, japanese, korean, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
- Процессор: Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
- Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
- Место на диске: 800 MB
Mac
- ОС: OS X 10.6.8
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
- Место на диске: 800 MB
- Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory
Linux
- ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Radeon HD 2400 or comparable
- Место на диске: 800 MB
- Дополнительно: Anything supporting OpenGL 2.0 should work in theory
Отзывы пользователей
This is the darkest game ever made. I loved it
from start to finish, the combat and the OST, this game is a timeless masterpiece.
I cannot fully explain how it does it, but this game is so devastating and hilarious at the same time. Absolutely masterful
A very solid game. I would even go as far as saying Lisa the Painful is fantastic. However.... Lisa the Joyful leaves a lot to be desired. Worth picking up either way!
unintentional feminist masterpiece.
What an unforgettable experience.
fun
For me it was pretty hard to grasp what LISA actually had to offer as a game. The pictures and vids were a bit cryptic to me, so I want to tell you about the mechanics first.
LISA is a 2D side scrolling RPG with turn based battles. You will meet different "heroes" that you can recruit for your party, manage equipment and use items and abilities. Sounds pretty common, but thats not what defines LISA. What is it then?
For me its hard to describe in words. LISA is - different. Its unique. The way the story goes. The world, full of cruelty and strange mutants. The people you meet, how they are and what they do. And I want to give a special mention to the sound design, which is absolutely amazing and adds a lot to the atmosphere.
I can only highly encourage everyone who is into experiencing something more uncommon and is fine with the mechanics to play this game.
LISA is not without flaws. Sometimes its a bit hard to figure out where to go or what to do next. It's also very cryptic, especially considering the underlining world building. What is this world, who are these people, why do they do what they do. I found myself reading the wiki a lot, else I would have had issues understanding a lot of what was going on. If you want to go without the wiki, the DLC ("The Joyful") is doing a big part of clarifiying things, but sadly is way inferior to the "main game".
I liked the story and appreciated the ending. The game can be relatively challenging, forcing you to manage items in painful mode.
omori for straight men
Today is the day I live
Truly a Life Ruining Experience™
i dont like it
One of the best RPGs I have played
"You have to know this, Buddy, I was completely lost before I found you. You made me feel something again... things no one has ever made me feel. You showed me what love really is. And that's why- when I look into your eyes- it's the scariest feeling in the world. It's why I buried myself so deep into darkness. But I promise you, I tried so hard to fight it. I tried, and no matter what, I really did love you with all my heart."
"I'm so sorry I failed you, Buddy. I miss you so much."
"Goodbye."
I only liked the story
Wake up and taste the PAIN. A responsible person would say not to play this if you're not in a great place mentally, but I think it enhances the experience (burns a nice hole in your head). Also whatever tf is going on with the ost please fix that I want to listen to it like all my other osts I bought.
I Came for the giggles, but realized I'm the clown
An absolute must to play by anyone a fan of RPGs. Not for the enjoyable combat, but for the experience as a whole - a real tearjerker that actually manages to still pull out a laugh or chuckle from scenes on 2nd or 3rd playthrough. Any minor criticisms are overshadowed heavily by the excellence seen throughout.
Compared to the original, the Definitive Edition has a spectrum of minor fixes to major ones as well complete new content hidden behind cryptic puzzle interaction. Minor/major fixes are welcome, for they make the game only slightly less exploitable, but the game is still easily completable. New content added is next to impossible to discover on your own, with little reason not to use the wiki to instigate then experience yourself. The new content regardless is very worthwhile experiencing.
One of my all-time favorite games. Get inspired and make more things with this level of love and heart-wreck sewn into its fabric.
i am fricken sad, man. im gonna play it on pain mode but like...in ten years. once i stop feeling sad. from the game.
A completely miserable and heartbreaking experience; 10/10.
It’s been 8 years since I completed LISA, and I still think about it from time to time.
Maybe that’s just trauma.
This game was horrific.
Jolly good show
Early Game: "Haha what a goofy silly game what wacky adventures will happen next?"
Late game: "Tear off my last arm, I don't care you're not hurting my daughter!"
Amazing game 10/10 buy it full price.
I really like the idea of the game... but going through the actual execution of it is too painful to bear.
Funniest depression
truly disappointed about the lack of an hour long crisp/toby makeout scene............. TRULY expected more from this game
games like lisa are the reason i vehemently reject the notion that games by their nature can't be progressive, and i mean that in the actual marxist sense of being advantageous toward the proletariat in the time of advanced monopoly capitalism, rather than vague petite-bourgeois or labor aristocratic notion of giving first world whites more superprofits or advantages or whatever
that's intensely provocative, but that's what this game deserves. it's not marxist, at all, in fact it's anti-marxist, dwelling on liberalistic ideas of human nature or fixated on the dualistic nature of gender
but that's just it, statements like "every man is inevitably an incel" are what gets butts in seats here. that's not something even the most radical of materialist feminist thinkers have dared to encroach on, even the ones that help formulate ideas of men and women being in different classes, or ones that incorrectly situate the gender struggle as the primary contradiction in society (to the delight of every amerikan woman trying to get an abortion using stolen surplus value)
that kind of direct, visceral attack on patriarchy is exactly what we need at the current time of the postmodernistic muddling of the family economic structure ironically making it harder to visualize the new forms "Men" are taking to recapitalize on their lost social capital.
it might've been nicer to tackle the implications of what it means for men to opportunistically latch onto polyamory in an effort to form personal harems, for example, but that's not this game's effort and that may be a development too far out of its time, despite the loose implications of what not tackling this directly means (incel itself is an attack on disenfranchised men attempting to disrupt liberal-bourgeois social norms in a psuedo-fascistic manner, hence why you see the counter-attack simply being "lol go have sex or smthn", it's not exactly a place of proletarian refuge)
i dont think this was quite the author's intent behind this game, but i murdered them in cold blood anyway, so it's not like i care.
If u don't mind emotional trauma it's great :)
A really memorable story with absolutely heartbreaking moments, great moments of black comedy, an interesting and unique take on a post-apocalypse setting and an amazing soundtrack. I adore the large number of wacky, unique playable characters which offer great team building, and it has an amazing soundtrack. Who doesn't get immediately relaxed by the wonderful chill melody of Summer Love?
It can also be very challenging, in particular if you play blind, prepare for a tough adventure.
LISA the Joyful is a great epilogue, but it is much harder than the base game. Even though it offers a great conclusion to this story, I prefer the base game. I haven't played or experienced the game again since the Definitive Edition was released, and I experienced quite a few bugs when it came out and I tried to play it which put me off playing it again entirely. I don't know if those have been fixed, or what's new. Maybe one day I'll return to this game, but I doubt it. LISA is fantastic all-around, and the fangames that followed it are great companion pieces. I highly recommend it to any fan of turn-based RPGs, dark stories, black comedy, tough buff male characters, a fair and not insignificant amount of undeniable homoeroticism, post-apocalyptic tales, and surreal horror.
they say this is the game that will "ruin your life", this isnt exactly true but it is one hell of an emotional rollercoaster, you will get whiplash from what this game throws at you. but its probably the single most creative rpg ever, imo. lots of fun and if you like death grips youll love this soundtrack
The praise for LISA is as earned as it gets. It's a game that is simultaneously heartbreaking and yet hilarious, with an absurdist sense of humor that really feels like it's own thing. There are things similar to LISA's brand of wacky, but nothing that can match its smarm as well as its heart.
That being said, the game does have some obnoxious RNG. Not difficult, obnoxious. Like percentage changes to have resting just fuck you over (poisoning you, stealing items, money, even party members which can permakill one in a specific area through no fault of your own), the entirety of the roulette introduction, and even shit like campfire stories having a shot to fuck over a party member just because.
This stuff isn't hard to deal with either (at least on normal mode), since savescumming is trivially easy. It just feels like an unnecessary level of dickishness mostly made to make Pain mode even more painful.
Game is still a masterpiece though (even if Joyful is a bit meh gameplay-wise)
This game is a pure depression
This game is pretty much perfect. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with this game. The world is interesting and twisted which perfectly suits the wacky,wonderful, edgy and evil characters you meet throughout. The game-play is simple yet so refined whilst also managing to throw in loads of hilarious attacks and abilities. The games strong point is definitely the world-building and story as you uncover more about Brad and struggle to make irreversible decision that can change your party or abilities.
en joy
;)
Soft recommend. It didn't hit "great" for me but it's good.
A cruel world with cruel and unfair decisions. Really good for a blind playthrough where you don't know how or when the game is going to make you choose.
A silly world filled with humor, dark and otherwise.
Overall, pretty good job with the pacing to balance those two sides.
Things that could be better; the game mechanically has a lot of things that lend for multiple playthroughs, which I like a lot. There's a lot of options for your party, and your choices, and your difficulty, which is all awesome. But for the story and narrative, I think it'd benefit from some more significant differences than minor dialog changes and epilogues based on some of those choices.
Combat wise, I think it's solid. It's RPG combat, it works how RPG combat does and it's largely driven by numbers going up like RPG maker combat is. I wish the gear options were more interesting than just being mostly stat mods, but this game is hardly unique in that. I also wish moves were more descriptive; flavor text is good but there's some moves that I needed to play with for 4-5 turns before I actually understood what they did, and a LOT of moves that I didn't know what they did until I used them. I just said screw it and looked up the wiki when building for my second playthrough.
this makes me work harder
great game. lowkey pretty dark, but has great humor as well. i love the characters a lot too. great designs, great personalities, yadda yadda yadda..i dont really know what else to add but if youre looking to get depressed, enjoy burning orphans, this is the perfect game for you.
forgot to add but brad on a bicycle has to be one of the best things ive seen in awhile.
Despite the dubious quality of the Serenity Forge Remaster, this is the game I like to recommend the most to my friends. I waited a long time to make this review so I could really sit with the game and I have to say, even years after playing it for the first time it is still not only my favorite gaming experiences, but one of my favorite mediatic experiences of all time and it is one that will stick with me forever.
The tone of this game is just perfect to me, in the span of a few scenes it can shift from a deep tragedy and sadness to really exposing all the whimsy and hilarity of this world that is so rich and detailed from the fairly little you see of it in the game, and this type of tonal shift can only be achieved in very few games that I know of. Dingaling also really ramps up the worldbuilding and lore of the world in the DLC/sequel? LISA the Joyful, which is also an amazing game/DLC with a great ending, despite some minor complaints I have about the Joy system being underutilized in that and the character writing being kind of "off" to me.
The gameplay is a perfect entryway into the turn-based RPG genre, and as it was one of my first, it made me realize how fun this type of gameplay (that I'd been avoiding for so long due to thinking it was "boring") really was, with it being a fairly unique game for being made in RPG Maker. One of the things that really stuck out to me was the crying status effect that the Joy mutants (and sometimes your party or others) have, and it really unsettled me with how it was implemented, as well as the sound design for them being basically the only thing that actually unsettled me in gaming, and speaking of sound design, LISA also has an amazing soundtrack that is very memorable and just very distinct from any other, it being one of the main reasons I decided to check out the game.
The story is one of the main reasons why people play this game, and I can definitely say it is incredible, taking the first few minutes of the game as an example, it is genuinely incredible how much the creator can make you feel in such a short timespan and with almost no spoken word, it really reminded me of the start of Up. As you stare at the screen in disbelief from just the opening "cutscene", the tone shifts completely after your first meeting with Terry Hintz, a.k.a. The Greatest Man Ever Made, and the first combat encounter with Cheese Legs (RIP the hood lost a real one today). The combination of all those moments happening in such a short timespan really sets the tone for everything that will come after in a way I can't even describe.
In conclusion, I feel like those aspects (and many more I probably forgot to include) are some of the reasons why this game is really special, at least to me. It was an experience that made me cry, laugh, be horrified, be surprised, and it is definitely worth checking out for anyone that is a fan of video games or especially videogame storytelling. If you decided to read this all the way through thanks brouder I appreciate it :)
funny burn orphans
If you have any kind of sense about your own existence, you must play this game
My favourite rpg and maybe my favourite game of all time.
Lisa is difficult and yet not crushingly unfair, it rewards you for sticking through the suffering and the satisfaction I have gotten from this game is unmatched. The story flips from deeply tragic to hilarious on a dime and somehow pulls it off every time. A must play for any rpg fans.
I will say that the game does deal with some very heavy subject matter though so keep that in mind.
very captivating rpg. fun and worth the price
story is sad. and world is built in a good looking way
I felt like I was beaten in a good way. Then beaten again.
I wish I could say that I love this game, but I just can't.
To start with the positives, Lisa: The Painful hooked me with its intro and is packed full of funny and interesting characters. The combat is decent, and for the most part the gameplay is pretty good (if we ignore the 'fall to your death' mechanics, which can become a bit tedious)
The fact that I genuinely liked most aspects of this game makes me even more sad, disappointed and VERY pissed off about Lisa's fatal flaw- the story.
At first, it seemed like the narrative of this game would be compelling, funny and (most of all) SENSITIVE to the harsh topics it chose to handle. What I ended up getting was seemingly void of empathy and, honestly, sloppily written. Some characters that we are convinced to hate from the beginning, who do horrendous and unforgivable things, are treated as redeemable? Not to mention, it feels as if we are punished for hating characters who do terrible things through the dialogue and gameplay choices we are forced to make and are, either way, punished just as badly for the 'right' or 'wrong' decisions. I've tried my best to not spoil the story too much here, but part of me doesn't think it matters.
Overall, the game started strong for me, but just went downhill and ended in a car crash. Then again, I can't deny that some parts of the game that charmed me, which just makes this even worse.
If you want to give this game a go, why not? Enjoy the things it does well, whilst acknowledging what it fails at, and I think you'll have a decent experience. 5/10, I wish it wasn't.
games soo good i kill myself
The moral dilemma that is core to the story is dated and naive, and very disappointing by the end. Gameplay and story overall do not compel or intrigue me enough to merit replaying and completing all the side quests. Played this game based on suggestions after Omori--this game does not compare to Omori.
Not sure what to say, its a must-play honestly.
Story goes both hard, but also very funny. Characters are pretty good, and the combat is quite good, and not too forgiving. Cant skip mentioning the OST either, especially "Work Harder", quite a lineup.
First impressions aren't great. The game has mean mechanics like letting you die from falling off of ledges in the overworld and party members getting kidnapped when you rest. That's annoying but not deal-breaking.
But the game and it's characters just aren't that endearing. There's more referential humor than times your characters ever even interact.
If you want to have depression, sure, buy this game.
It's a masterpiece, and it will always have a special place in my heart.
It teaches you so many lessons to apply it in real life, but also it makes you reflect upon yourself too.
10/10
[Note: Going through and reviewing old games that left an impression me, since apparently I'd neglected to until now]
What can I say about LISA, that hasn't been said a thousand times over by other, better spoken people and reviewers?
I first played through LISA: The Painful back in 2016, and ever since then it has left a rather large impression on me. I'd say it's probably one of the single most important games I've ever played - and really did kick off a love within me of indie RPGs as a whole.
It's utterly gutwrenching - but balances it out by being this weird, quirky, dark humored affair. Despite really being a relatively stock RPGMaker combat game, there's nothing that's really matched it's vibes, aesthetics or sound. The powerhouse work of a single developer and composer. It's a very complete and focused experience.
You can see why it inspired an entire line of impressive fan games over the past decade or so - talented people trying to work on top of it's shoulders. I'd say a lot of those are worth your time, too.
The short of it - this one is always gonna be a recommendation from me. One with a lot of asterisks attached, mind you (ie, heavy content warnings), but one that I think is worth your time.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Dingaling Productions |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 21.01.2025 |
| Metacritic | 77 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 96% положительных (9693) |