Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps

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Разработчик: Warrior General Games, LLC

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Описание

What is this game?

Glorch's Great Escape is a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade," a grenade with a built-in teleporter. Guide Glorch from his prison cell through the defenses of his captor's space station, and help him escape on his impounded ship.


You'll be solving plenty of difficult platforming puzzles and scenarios, finding some secrets, smashing a few robots, and generally dying a whole bunch of times. We've made sure to include a freshly composed jazzy soundtrack to help keep your platformer rage levels in check.

So what is a Telenade, and why is Walking for Chumps?

Glorch can waddle left and right if he must, but he isn't even going to attempt to jump. That sounds like too much effort. Besides, why bother walking when you can just teleport wherever you want to go within range of a short throw? Only chumps would do that.

What is a Glorch anyway?

Glorch is a member of the Glorches, a race of...ahem..."big boned" purple aliens. They are the inventors of the Telenade.

How about a feature rundown?

  • Based on our top 20 Ludum Dare 32 entry of the same name
  • 24 challenging levels, with additional extra-difficult "challenge" levels to unlock by reaching par milestones
  • Plenty of varied puzzles and scenarios to figure out, dangers to avoid, secrets to find, and deadly pits to fall into
  • Each level has been lovingly hand-crafted to find just the right balance of difficult and satisfying
  • Jazzy soundtrack? Yeah.

Поддерживаемые языки: english

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Intel i3/AMD A8
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 35 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel i5/AMD A10 or better
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 600/Radeon HD 6000 or better
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 50 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Mouse (not touchpad) recommended

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 08.02.2024 16:30
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I am 32 years old.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.

Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.

With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.

After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.

Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.

Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.

Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.

Время в игре: 56 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Warrior General Games, LLC
Платформы Windows
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 22.10.2024
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Жанры

Action Indie

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