Two Point Hospital

I love the humour and stuff don't get me wrong. But the game is not your typical management/tycoon/business type of game. It's more casual fun oriented. I got bored, because I felt like I had no real objective. Just exist and watch as the hospital unfolds itself.

Rating: ★★★☆☆ (3/5)
Theme Hospital goes through both an upgrade and a downgrade.

Theme Hospital is a timeless classic. It oozes charm, and the gameplay is as enjoyable today as it was back in 1997. This game brings the same formula to a modern format with almost no changes. The campaign, although longer, feels easier, which in turn makes it repetitive after the public funding hospital at the end of the third region. While new players will find the experience rewarding, returning players won't find it as engaging. Worth at a discount.

This game is so awesome! And it's very fun, but it also very easy to unlock new hospitals and get farther ahead and unlock new things without even doing the stuff you were supposed to do in the game to make customers happy, which makes a bit too easy sometimes, but it is also a very relaxing game

I loved this game since it was "Theme hospital" and 30 years on it is still my absolute favourite game!!!!

I mean, if anyone has played the original theme hospital, you'll know exactly what I mean when I say this is just as good and a cracker to revisit. The way they have kept that original magic, in a newly updated graphics engine and player design model is great.

It's also such a chilled out game to play, you can sit there with your family and relax and watch other things or chat to them while your hospital expands and gets better.

if you like the Sims type games, I.E playing God sort of.. You'll love this title. Sims, with a twist of lemon!

After playing the Two Point series on three different consoles... without any doubt the PC version is miles beyond the other formats available! The Xbox one was alright, but not the best.. playing this on my Switch in the bathroom was a vibe- but not as fun as on the PC

Eager to eventually play the next Two Point game...Two Point Museum!

Played Theme Hospital as a kid and had a lot of fun playing this spiritual successor.

Currently have 2 more levels left to 3 star and 3 more remix levels and I'll be done with the base game.

This game reminds me so much of the game ''Theme Hospital'' and it makes me really happy because that game was my childhood and i love everything about it. I think this game might potentially even be better than Theme Hospital, because there is so many new features and things that genuinely improve the quality of life in this game. I definitely recommend it

I just started playing today and I already have 7 hrs of time into it. The gameplay is simple and oh so addictive. It's low stress building/decorating and management. I already know me and this game are going to become great friends.

Awesome game, is a pretty close remake of the old 90s game Theme Hospital, which was one of my favorite games growing up. Secretly ive waited along time for a remake, im glad they have, improved upon some key aspects overall VERY good game. 9.5/10

This is a great game if you like simulation and time management! I've loved playing and meeting the goals and the humor in the game is great! I'd highly recommend this.

I have over a hundred hours in this game and I have yet to finish the campaign (I'm a completionist) OR repeat any of the radio content. Speaking of the radio content, I love the hosts and how you learn their personalities! Plus its a clever way to give a story to the game. It was also smart to have that over just music and the PA system, because even though the PA system tells you useful info about the hospital if it was only those two things I think I wouldn't play the game as often. Overall this game is incredible, 10 out of 10, highly recommend

More than half of the game is expensive DLC. Not worth it.

I really like how each new hospital brings new challenges and new stuff to the game as well as able to use stuff you get from the hospitals in the new hospitals in the old ones as well upgrading all new and old hospitals as you go along. It is very addicting I tend to get lost in the game and loss track of all time...much to the dismay of my family LOL

**UNSATISFIED CUSTOMER ALERT**

I'm extremely disappointed with the DLC experience in this game. Paying for a DLC pack should grant you instant access to the content, not require you to complete a series of tasks or unlock levels. It's ridiculous to expect customers to jump through hoops just to play the content they've already paid for.

The fact that I have to go through all that hassle just to play a DLC pack that I've paid for with my hard-earned money is unacceptable. It's a total rip-off and a waste of time.

I expect a better experience from a game, especially when I'm paying extra for additional content. Until the developers change their DLC model, I would advise others to avoid this game and take their business elsewhere well if u are okay with it fine im not I aint get my moneys worth from this DLC pack warning u dont get the pack right away u have to through some crappy levels just to play it hell no after i paid for this extra add on for the game it should already be unlocked which I find to be very crappy get it together Sega because this sucks badly

**0/10 would not recommend**

i find it fun and pretty charming game with some silly jokes and good levels

Great game with a lot of options. Highly recommend

I like the game! The DLC's can be a little be cheaper, but I don't regret buying this game.

Loved Theme Hospital by Bullfrog back in the day (and still do) - I am a big fan of what's been created here. So fun.

TLDR: Early observations: Good new version of a classic, but let me be clear, the classic version is better (especially if you played back in the day - and luckily you can play it in HD these days with CorsixTH).

The most noticable thing for me is the sound track, and puking people in my hospital (which to me added a ton of fun value to the OG). Also the soundtrack had these background noises like these horrible coughs etc, and I know this does not do anything directly to the gameplay, for me it degrades just a bit from the new game, and does not feel "quite right".

Also the advisor is way to annoying, even if you put him on "high prio messages only". The old advisor was waaaay more relaxed and only showed relevant messages every now and then, the new guy spams you every 5 seconds with stuff we are not interested in and keeps doing so for as long as you are playing...

For the rest this seems like a solid re-newed version of Theme Hospital as far as I have played (just started my second Hospital), but to me it just does not quite capture the magic of the first one.

Reccommended at these sale prices of 5.99 certainly if you never played the old one, but I wouldn't pay more. Also I am back to the original now again, so probably won't put to much time in this game anymore XD

A very fun game to play! The developers do a great job updating and keeping the packs exciting.

It's fun at first and funny however, some things do get a bit weird like some of the diseases present in building the hospital and I didn't really find that humorous at all, maybe because I actually work in healthcare but hey, it's an okay game just not perfect.

I grew up playing games like C&C and Theme Hospital. I had high hopes and honestly Two Point Hospital really brings back the nostalgia... right down to the announcements.

As a fan of the old Theme Hospital, I love this game. It's one of those games I come back to every few months and just play the hell out of again.

It's weird, funny, and surprisingly deep. The game has a sense of humor that always gets about THIS >< close to being cringe and annoying but always manages to toe that line and stay funny. Plus, the game is just a rock solid management sim as well as lowkey political satire of America's utterly broken healthcare system.

Five out of five stars

Great game! Works great with Deck as well. Cute cartoon-ey graphics :)

Really fun voice overs and the in-game radio is a really good concept.

Great little click and play game.

BEST cosy game ever, MUSIC and 2 point radio is hilarious. NEED MORE 2 POINT COUNTY in my life!!!!!!!!

A super fun and addictive hospital management game. Especially love the radio station and hospital announcer. Best announcement "Has anyone seen my pen?" LOL.

My only complaint is my surgeons are clogging up my wards in their attempts to change clothes. I have put 2 changing screens in each surgery room. Not a game-breaking bug though.

Could already feel the repetitiveness with 3 hours of gameplay. Can't imagine playing this for hundreds of hours as some of the people in here... But i would totally understand why they would if they like this type of management games.

Great game have this on PC and PS4|PS5, very few games I have on both devices but this is one of them

"Two Point Hospital" offers a hilariously wacky take on the hospital management genre, where players are tasked with curing bizarre ailments like "lightheadedness" (where patients have lightbulbs for heads) and "cubism." The game’s tongue-in-cheek humor shines through in everything from the absurd illnesses to the quirky animations of your staff and patients, all while you try to keep the chaos in check. Building hospitals with ridiculous rooms, like clown clinics or gastroenterology departments that double as comedy clubs, guarantees plenty of giggles. Just beware of the occasional epidemic of "slack tongue"—it’s not just an ailment; it’s a condition you might catch from overworked staff! Overall, the combination of clever writing, quirky design, and entertaining gameplay makes "Two Point Hospital" as much a comedy show as it is a simulation game.

If you loved Theme Hospital back in the day, you'll absolutely love its spiritual successor too!

They made lightheaded people have bulbs for brains, funniest stuff I've ever seen

Super fun - the problems keep changing so it keeps your brain occupied. I like that some of the problems are spacial and then some of them are just sort of "flow" steps in operations. Super charming humor too. Thanks for making this game!

54 horas depois, sou uma pessoa feliz e com uma rede de hospitais que explora os contribuintes à séria.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I don't recommend this game because there are better management sims out there. The DLC iterations feel like money grabs and they are constantly promoting skins and items to add to the game if you do things outside the game. For someone who wants to get into management sims, or someone who wants a casual/fun sim, I might recommend it. I like the cute graphic style and laying out your buildings/machines is pretty intuitive.

Unfortunately, for me, this game got really boring really fast because the game loop doesn't seem very deep. Once you understand what the game wants, it becomes easy. The random events are funny but they are limited and will eventually repeat. I don't really feel the need to quit and start over to build it better like I do in other management sim games.

I would only recommend this as a casual sim, but not really what I look for. I think that it would be really fun for an older kid who wants to try management sims and are comfortable/willing to read the prompts and tutorials. Especially if they have a parent that works in the medical field. As it stands, I think that their target demographic is adults and it doesn't hold up to other management sims which is why I don't recommend it.

This reminds me of one of my favorite games growing up. It is fun and engaging, to whatever level you decide to play.

Feels like one of those games that you can't lose easily, but need to be good at it otherwise you'll never reach the end. It's also funny as hell.

A favourite I always come back to! You will have hours of fun with the base game and then all the dlc's :)