Разработчик: HFM Games
Описание
- Мультиплеер до 10 человек
- Разнообразные виды оружия для противодействия тараканам
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7
- Процессор: Dual core CPU @2GHz (Pentium D or better)
- Оперативная память: 1 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 2GB Video RAM - will work with less, but wouldn't look too good.
- DirectX: версии 9.0
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 500 MB
- Звуковая карта: 100% DirectX 9.0c compatible audio device
- Дополнительно: Mouse, Keyboard
Mac
- ОС: MacOS X 10.6.6 or higher
- Процессор: 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo (Dual-Core)
- Оперативная память: 1 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: ATI Radeon HD 2600 / NVidia Geforce 8800 / Intel HD 4000 or better
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 500 MB
- Дополнительно: Mouse, Keyboard
Linux
- ОС: Ubuntu 12.04
- Процессор: Dual core from Intel or AMD at 2.8 GHz
- Оперативная память: 1 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 (Graphic Drivers: nVidia 310, AMD 12.11), OpenGL 2.1
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 500 MB
- Звуковая карта: OpenAL Compatible Sound Card
- Дополнительно: Mouse, Keyboard
Отзывы пользователей
Cockroach Simulator
Has a total of 5 trading cards.
Alright, let me tell you about this… interesting piece of software, Cockroach Simulator. As a janitor, I’ve seen my fair share of roaches. More than I ever wanted to, that’s for sure. So, I figured I’d give this game a try, see if it accurately captures the… essence of these little critters.
First off, the movement. It’s… surprisingly accurate. The way the roach scuttles around, darting into crevices and scurrying across surfaces? Yeah, that’s pretty spot on. They nailed the jerky, unpredictable movements. It almost makes me shudder. Almost.
The environments? Well, they’re mostly what you’d expect. Crumbling apartments, dirty kitchens, overflowing garbage cans… it’s a roach’s paradise, or a janitor’s nightmare, depending on your perspective. They even got the little details right, like the crumbs scattered on the floor and the sticky spills under the sink. It’s disturbingly realistic.
The gameplay itself is… well, it’s mostly about surviving. You gotta avoid getting stepped on, sprayed with insecticide, or eaten by other insects. You can also eat food scraps and… other things. It’s not exactly the most glamorous gameplay loop, but it’s certainly… authentic.
Now, as a janitor, I have a few… issues with this game. First of all, there’s no option to clean. No spray bottles, no mops, no brooms. What kind of roach simulator doesn’t include the constant threat of extermination? That’s like half the roach experience!
And second, there’s no sense of scale. Everything feels… too big. In real life, a roach is tiny compared to a human. But in the game, everything feels relatively normal sized. It doesn’t quite capture the feeling of being a small, insignificant creature in a vast and hostile world.
Overall, Cockroach Simulator is… an experience. It’s not exactly fun, but it’s certainly… educational. It gives you a pretty good idea of what it’s like to be a roach, which is something I never really wanted to know. As a janitor, I appreciate the attention to detail, but I also wish there was a “janitor mode” where I could actually fight back. I’d give it a 6/10. It’s a decent simulation, but it’s missing some key elements. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some actual roaches to deal with.
I have never felt so at peace. Cockroach simulator is the light of my day. I just got it and i want to play MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
nerf man please
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IT MADE MY FRIEND SAY FUCK YOU TO ME
this game is a masterpiece. whoever created this game was on some god-level crack. Highly recommend you buy this game, experience the life changing effects and achieve a higher plane of existence, and then return it after an hour and 19 minutes.
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It is the most stupidest game ever, but also the funniest... You'll get a good time out of this game if you gather up friends who hate cockroaches just as much as you do. An awful 7/10.
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Cockroach Simulator – "Life as a Cockroach: It's a Hard-Knock Life! 🪳🎮"
Who knew that living the life of a cockroach could be so… intense? Cockroach Simulator lets you dive headfirst into the chaotic world of kitchen warfare, where the only thing more precarious than a plate of spaghetti is your existence as a six-legged hero fighting against humanity! 🍝⚔️
Imagine navigating through the treacherous terrain of a kitchen, where humans wield brooms like mighty swords, and every crumb is a treasure just waiting to be claimed. You’re not just a cockroach; you’re a culinary commando on a mission to survive! The graphics perfectly capture the gritty realism of kitchen life—complete with spills, spills, and more spills—while your fellow roaches become your ragtag team in this epic showdown against the human race.
The gameplay is hilariously unpredictable! One moment, you’re stealthily creeping up on a piece of pizza, and the next, you’re dodging a shoe like a world-class athlete. Who knew that evading a human could be so exhilarating? It’s like an extreme sport, but with a lot more legs and a lot less recognition. 🏃♂️💨
What truly makes this game shine is its sense of humor. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud as you embody the underdog (or should I say, underbug?) in this epic saga of survival. The quirky mechanics and absurd situations are cleverly designed to remind you that even in the kitchen, every day is a battle for existence.
Cockroach Simulator is a delightful reminder that life’s challenges can come in the most unexpected forms—and sometimes, being a cockroach isn’t such a bad gig after all! So, if you’re ready for a wild, wacky, and utterly ridiculous adventure that puts you in the shoes (or legs) of a cockroach, grab your controller and prepare for an epic culinary conflict! 🍕🪳🎉
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | HFM Games |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 30.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 76% положительных (848) |