Разработчик: Bearded Eye
Описание
Key Features:
- How will you live your life?
- Is it even up to you?
- Will you make it out of the womb?
- Is it a good idea to play with Dad's gun?
- How long will you last?
- Was life worth living?
- Why does that blood stained Pomeranian want you dead?
- Who controls your destiny?
- I bet that blue stuff under the sink tastes great!
- Is there a God?
- Contract a life threatening illness!
- Puppets!
- WORKSHOP
- 47 Achievements!
- Steam Trading Cards!
- Would you do it all over again?
Womb Room might answer all these questions and more! It's time to live the life you never asked for.
"It's time to die!"
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1 GHz Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Any 100% OpenGL capable card (Card or Onboard)
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
- Sound Card: 100% DirectX capable sound card or on-board audio
- Additional Notes: Prepare to leave the Womb Room
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i7-5960X
- Memory: 64 GB RAM
- Graphics: 4x EVGA GeForce Titan X Hydro Copper
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 1000 GB available space
- Sound Card: Sound Blaster X7
- Additional Notes: Only NASA can play this game on ULTRA settings.
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.6+
- Processor: 2.4 GHz dual-core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated graphics card with 512MB of VRAM and shader model 3.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- OS: Mac OS X 10.6+
- Processor: 3 GHz dual-core or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated graphics card with 512MB of VRAM and shader model 3.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu/Mint
- Processor: 2.4 GHz dual-core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated graphics card with 512MB of VRAM and shader model 3.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Nvidia GPU recommended
- OS: Ubuntu/Mint
- Processor: 3 GHz dual-core or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated graphics card with 512MB of VRAM and shader model 3.0
- Additional Notes: Nvidia GPU recommended
Отзывы пользователей
REVIEW #116
Womb Room
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Womb Room has an interesting basic concept that could've resulted in a fun casual game, but this title is currently in a mostly non-functional state that will probably never be fixed. However, even when it was functioning properly years ago, other Steam reviews indicate that there really wasn't anything noteworthy or looking into here.
The idea of Womb Room is to follow a person's life through the stages between birth and death, read funny text, rinse and repeat. Unfortunately, the text that describes what's happening in each stage is not displaying. Discussions on Steam forums suggest that the program is trying to pull the text from an online source that is no longer operating, resulting in every bit of dialog saying "NULL". There are things that you can still do in the game, like choose random doors to walk through to move on to the next stage or pick up items and take them with you. However, it's almost impossible to tell if these actions make a difference and what exactly the difference is because of the lack of text. Perhaps a simple patch would fix this issue, but according to other Steam users, this problem has existed for years, and there's been no indication of any fix headed our way in the near future. Therefore, chances are good that the game will stay in this sad, broken state from here on out.
Even with the negative reviews that were posted when Womb Romb was fully functional, I was willing to give it a fair shot, but no one can do that with the game in this state. When one of the main components of a game doesn't work at all, it will usually destroy any chance of having fun during play, and that is the case here.
Even if it's on sale, don't buy Womb Room. You won't get what you're advertised. I've flagged the game for being broken, and I will be asking for a refund once I scrape out all of the trading card drops. (Judge me for that if you so desire.)
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This game is abandoned, and has not been working since 2020.
you live you die, mostly null. go through doors live or explode, null on tombstone. pick up one item throw it. look around. Broken game
Womb Room, is a.... game, developed by Bearded Eye and published by Nightdive Studios.
Anyway, the product is presented with a mechanics that I still do not understand today. And that the product is still sold these days can be put on the same level with fraud. Why?
What does this product do?
Womb Room (based on Unity-SDK 5.3.1p3) uses Google Script... better said "used", because this unnecessary "service" and waste of traffic won't work.
Why is this a topic? simple - No Google/Internet = no dialogues in the game
Why dialogs are not an integral part of the software (as usual) but in addition get be fetched from a third party BigData tech company... is incomprehensible.
Even more incomprehensible is that the problem has been known since 2017 and nothing has happened in 6 years
Where are the service providers located?
- Unity Technologies - San Francisco, California, United States
- Google, LLC, 1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States
- Nightdive Studios - Vancouver, Washington, United States
- Bearded Eye - Portland, Oregon, United States, West Coast
What users get?
NULL and a few screens you can move through. Each scene with a fat NULL
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2915835649
The meaning of the term NULL
[quote]NULL means the absence of a value because none exists[/quote]
Server response
[noparse]WombRoom.exe (6364) - script.google.com (172.217.16.142)
ssid: 1XISz2aq4VmoV9ECZmLd2wQ44CFUVYfKcs6wQ1n1UA18
sheet: Text
pass: deathbybear
action: GetData
GET script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbymUUhDZv8CWXk3tTWB6od3qjexBb85Kr2kpU9G4YlguMnR1HU/exec?ssid=1XISz2aq4VmoV9ECZmLd2wQ44CFUVYfKcs6wQ1n1UA18&sheet=Text&pass=deathbybear&action=GetData HTTP/1.1
User-Agent: UnityPlayer/5.3.1p3 (http://unity3d.com)
Host: script.google.com
Accept: */*
X-Unity-Version: 5.3.1p3
Accept-Encoding: identity
Error
Authorization is required to perform this action
[/noparse]The good news?
Since "service 1" does not work, "service 2" is not initialized at all.
If "service 1" worked, a second domain would be called from Google on which the actual texts would be stored.
Less traffic :]
Summary
This is what happens when products are not maintained, but money is collected anyway
From my point of view, they should pay back every Cent they have earned since then.
Don't be stupid and waste money here, not even to collect or in a fit of insanity.
❗❗Please report the product on the shop-page to Valve for removal❗❗
The other question would be, why is this tolerated such a long time? It also shows how few options customers have on this platform. Especially, even in this case Valve would decline a refund.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3309341811
Note
Search results provide two results
a) The product page (http only) consists only one image, as well as a link to the Steam page and one to Twitter.
b) The website of the developers (who now call themselves World Tree), do not list the product in their portfolio
Would be worth to take a look at their other products, since they deal with AI, but why should someone give money to developers who don't care about their products or their own customers?
Don't expect anything interesting from this game, because there is NO anything interesting about it!
you know,I played it once and I liked it,then later,IT WOULD'T RUN!
it says"the game crashed the crash report folder named (todays date) next to game executable"
Without a tutorial or any type of options, one might call this 30 second series of games bad, random, and pointless. After fooling around a bit though, you find that the item you choose tends to influence the next "stage of life." In this regard, it's like the world's shortest choose your own adventure book.
For people who want a funny experience, sure.
For those that wanted a game- steer clear.
No idea what to think of this, only manage to get in a few minutes of play time when i load it up before it crashes my computer, tried it on potato graphics and it did the same.
Every portal thing I go through is a gravestone, and I'm usually one for morbid humour, but there isn't any humour or anything??
Seems extremely pointless to me, and i regret the measley amount i paid for it
When I first purchased this game and played it things were odd but smooth. The game runs fine but recently when I tried to run it I experienced several graphical errors. For the price the game is a neat litte way to entertain yourself.
I always wonder when I see mostly negative or mostly positive reviews on a game. Is this game THAT bad? Maybe people just don't understand. This time I was wrong :\
-There is no actual game itself - you wander around with a super slow walking speed, picking up objects you cant interact with and picking doors, and they all leading to the same outcome.
-There is a workshop and you can upload png pictures inside of the game, but you can't do anything with them :\ Seems broken.
-If you try to pick any object when your game is in windowed mode - it minimizes the game window - so only full screen *playable*
-No options other than the game resolution before you start the game. No controls remap. Nothing.
-Horrible music and *ambient* sounds
-When you reach the very last level with your tombstone - you have no option to complete the run. You can jump off a cliff but you will fall forever because devs forgot to set up the ground.
+Steam achievements (is actually a minus cus you have to play this сrар)
+Steam cards (take a note that devs forgot to put that info on the steam store page but there ARE steam cards)
+Pressing ESC in any moment of the gameplay terminates the game instantly.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=835521904
The game looks like if Edmund Mcmillen was high on drugs and decided to make a game similar to Isaac but in 3D and forgot to add.... like everything but that part where you read the reason of your death.
Strange game. Was funny first couple of times I played it (Takes like 10 seconds to beat the game each time you play it). All you can do is walk, doesn't matter which door you enter to proceed. There is no actual gameplay in this game. You walk around and read text at the end of each level (Each level is approxamately 2-3 seconds long, and there are about 4 levels: Baby, Teen, Adult, Old Person). You always die at the end, awlays. Its depressing living through your entire life in a mere 10 seconds. The achievements are very difficult to get as each ending is random, and you will see the same ending several times before you get a new one.
Iliked the game personally it is a creative short game with many different outcomes and I played it for a cople of hours and there are still different outcomes
Good art-game for a cheap price. You have not much to do in the game, just walking and watching. Check my video of two walks through the game.
https://youtu.be/C69ADoWNDAg
First thing first: THIS IS NOT A GAME!
O.K. now that we got this clear just WTF is this?
well the answer is it's just a goofy multiple choice (and ALL choices can sometimes be wrong!) little diversion.
If you are easilly offended DO NOT BUY THIS.
If dead baby jokes are anything but funny to you DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you have ever considered "safe spaces" to be rational DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you are expecting gameplay DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you want next gen graphics DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you're the type whom seeks attention because you think that everyone is special and different DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you think that it's just you who is special and different (better than everyone else) DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you are a entitled T-WAT DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you have spent any time on Tumblr DO NOT BUY THIS
If you think ANY form of social media is anything more than corporations trying to sell you back to you DO NOT BUY THIS.
If you are addicted to the SJW echo chambers of the internet "cough twitter" DO NOT BUY THIS
If you are a feminist or SJW WHY THE FECK ARE YOU READING ONE OF MY REVIEWS?! GET BACK IN YER HOLE!
BUT! If ya just want a cheap dumb pile of Schadenfreude mixed with awful and funny events described to you after picking a door like the game show "let's make a deal" and don't mind spending less than a fecal matter-tastic Starbucks latte on a laugh then by all means Pick this up .
it fucking sucked, and gave me a terminal illness. 2/10 :(
Essentially a carbon copy of an old web game that did exactly the same thing, but strictly in text. I'm not giving this a negative review because of what this game does or how it does it - but because of what it DOESN'T do.
It doesn't keep track of anything that's happened. At all.
This means that you can end up homeless, and then die from shoveling snow off the roof of your house. There is zero attention paid to the very core reason this game exists - a contiguous life story.
Walking simulator with very little walking. You can pick up items int he room, but you cannot do anything with them but throw them. No content, literally a room with doors that randoomly picks either a good or bad outcome. Nothing. Ever. Happens.
Bought this game to win a big prize, found out you cant even follow his instructions anymore adn from what other people have been saying they're not even getting a key to win their prize. Did i just get ripped off? i think i just got ripped off.
I played 20 minutes of this game and knew that it needed work. First off it has no options and literally no UI once you have started the game you only have the option to quit or finish the game. Second the game is very short and has very little to no plot and with most of my outcomes my character would be dead before the teenage years. I see no point to play this game more than once and it is not worth 1.50~3.00$. I would suggest to the developer to make this game free and think about working on his coding a bit before actually selling his product.
this game is bopring and you do nothing but walk through three doors and game over, over and over again
By far, this is the absolute best two dollar game I have ever played in my entire life.
Womb Room is a rather strange game. The goal of the player is simply to die. There are chances that you will die by your own means or by accident. A single run of the game will take less than 5 minutes, but there was a single run that I played that ended before it started. I started the game and died as a baby before being born.
The game is glitchy, however. All text would say "Null" and nothing else. I'm sure this was supposed to be replaced with some sort of reason behind my death. Some items clip through other things or the ground. I really wanted to like this game, but there's just not much to it.
I'm sure my time with the game was bad simply because I couldn't tell what was going on with the "Null" problem.
You roam around each room picking up things and setting them down. There's not much else to do in each room other than that. Then you walk through one of four doors and await your life on the other side hoping you made the right choice.
I'd give this game a go I suppose if you have time to waste, otherwise don't waste your time with it.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Bearded Eye |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 23.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 31% положительных (39) |