Разработчик: Antonio Renna
Описание
This game is divided into two modes, the first it's the steam mode where you can manage and decide what type of game release on steam, what to buy and what to develop (with steam sales included!).
In the story mode you can control Gabe Newell in his fight against other companies, talk with his employees and decide the fate of Half Life 3!
WARNING!
This game has been designed and conceived by a strange and perverse mind, so, the developer doesn't take any responsibility of possible dreams or hallucinations about GABEN.
The game also contains some bugs and easter eggs, created especially to entertain the player, will be adjusted only the bugs that ruin the gaming experience.
It is also recently available a DLC for this game called: "GabeN DLC", CLICK HERE for the DLC page
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Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP or higher
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
- OS *: Windows 7 or higher
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.7
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
- OS: OS X 10.8
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04
- Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
Отзывы пользователей
really made me feel like i was gab newell
When i seen this game i was like .. :| wait !? what ?! :))) ..i rubbed my eyes and again :)) what the hell ?! :)) and bought the game and see what is really about ...
When i started play i was like very happy that i found it as despite being just a simple shooter is a very fun game with our Lord Gaben where you can release or not Half Life 3 and much more ..is a game you definitely have to have it and play ! especially if you love our Lord ! you will also see lots of easter eggs so to say from his life !
It needs more work. Only good if you like Gabe Newell (Trust)
this game fucking sucks
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Does NOT work
Perhaps the worst game I've ever played in my life. Still not that bad, didn't hate my time playing it though 4/10
I am so miserable
Gay Ben
The GabeN-ing: A Simulator of Epic Fails Dua Lipa - Swan Song Gabe Newell's Worst Nightmare: The "GabeN-ing" Pitch Meeting
(Gabe Newell's office is a dimly lit sanctuary of gaming, bathed in the soft glow of a triple-monitor setup. Empty energy drink cans and discarded VR headsets litter his desk, evidence of a long night spent battling bugs in the latest Steam update. He leans back in his chair, a grimace etched across his usually jovial face, and clicks a link sent by a fan with the ominous title: "You HAVE to see this!" )
Gabe: (With a groan that echoes through the halls of Valve) "Gabe Newell Simulator," huh? Alright, let's just get this over with. Maybe it'll be good for a laugh... or maybe it'll finally drive me to release Half-Life 3 just to cleanse the world of this sin.
(The game sputters to life, assaulting his senses with graphics that look like they were drawn with crayons and animated by a caffeinated squirrel. A MIDI version of the Valve theme song blares from his speakers, sounding like a dying cat trying to play a banjo.)
Gabe: (Recoils in horror, clutching his chest) Mother of Gordon Freeman! My eyes! It's like staring into the face of pure, unadulterated evil. And is that supposed to be me? I look like a low-poly action figure that's been left out in the rain for a week.
(He attempts to move his character, but the controls are about as responsive as a brick wall.)
Gabe: (Growls in frustration) This is worse than trying to navigate the Steam store during a summer sale with a dial-up connection! The movement is so clunky, it's like I'm wading through a pool of sentient pudding. Even the physics in "Half-Life: Alyx" are more forgiving than this.
(He encounters an NPC with the personality of a wet sock.)
Gabe: (Deadpan) "Hello, Mr. Newell. Can you sign my copy of Half-Life 3?" (He pinches the bridge of his nose) Oh, the creativity. This dialogue is more repetitive than a "Dota 2" match with a team of AFK players.
(He tries to initiate a conversation, but the camera spazzes out like a caffeinated hummingbird, making it impossible to select a response.)
Gabe: (Grimaces, feeling a migraine coming on) This is an assault on my vestibular system! It's like the developers were actively trying to induce seizures. I've experienced smoother camera work in a first-person shooter played on a Tilt-A-Whirl.
(He somehow manages to reach the end of the first level, which inexplicably culminates in a boss fight against a giant, pixelated headcrab.)
Gabe: (Scoffs) A giant headcrab? Seriously? That's the best they could come up with? Even the boss fights in "Portal 2" were more challenging and imaginative. And at least those had some decent physics.
(After a tedious and anticlimactic battle, he defeats the oversized arachnid. The game ends with a cutscene of Gabe Newell riding a rocket-powered toilet into the sunset while a distorted version of "Still Alive" plays in the background.)
Gabe: (Stares at the screen in stunned silence, his jaw hanging open) ...I... I am speechless. This isn't just a bad game; it's a crime against humanity. It's like they took all the worst elements of gaming and blended them together with a rusty blender powered by broken dreams.
(He slams his laptop shut, the sound echoing through the office like a gunshot. He opens Steam, his eyes burning with righteous fury.)
Gabe: (Navigates to the "Gabe Newell Simulator" store page) This... this cannot stand. This game is a disgrace to my name, my company, and the very fabric of reality. It must be purged.
(He clicks the "Remove from Store" button with the force of a thousand exploding headcrabs.)
Gabe: (Leans back in his chair, a sense of grim satisfaction washing over him) There. That should protect the innocent from this digital abomination. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go soak my head in a bucket of ice water and pray that this experience hasn't irreparably damaged my psyche.
(He gets up and walks towards his liquor cabinet, muttering to himself.)
Gabe: I need a drink. A very strong drink. And maybe a therapist. And possibly a priest. This experience has shaken me to my core. I'd rather play "Desert Bus" for a week straight than subject myself to that again.
(He pours himself a generous glass of scotch, the amber liquid glowing in the dim light.)
Gabe: (Raises his glass) To the eradication of "Gabe Newell Simulator"! May it be forever forgotten and never spoken of again!
(He takes a long sip, then adds with a shudder) I can't believe this is my life.
[hr]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=kO8fTk6oKQg
I, I can't lie
This game makes me want to cry
'Cause when I opened it, I found nothin' at all
Nothin' at all
What is the point
Of these graphics, blurry and joint? Uh
What is the point of playin' nothin' at all?
Watchin' it fall
(Verse 2)
The flicker burnin'
My GPU is slowly churnin', churnin' out
Only I see
Oh, the pixels, pixels breakin' down
I won't stay quiet, I won't stay quiet
'Cause stayin' silent's the same as dyin'
I'll speak my mind, this game's a burnin' low
This is not a, this is not a
Good, good game
This is not a, this is not a
Good, good game
We just gotta, we just gotta warn folks tonight
This is not a, this is not a good game, good game
Buggy dive
(Verse 3)
Yeah, it's a bad time
Virtual crime
Wishin' it was just a dream, uh
What is the reason for playin' this at all?
Watchin' it fall
The flicker burnin'
My patience is quickly turnin', turnin' out
Only I see
Oh, the framerate, framerate slowin' down
I won't stay quiet, I won't stay quiet
'Cause stayin' silent's the same as lyin'
I'll warn the world, this game's a burnin' low
This is not a, this is not a
Good, good game
This is not a, this is not a
Good, good game
We just gotta, we just gotta refund tonight
This is not a, this is not a good game, good game
Buggy dive
Yeah, it's a waste of time
(Outro)
Rage heavily around you
Rage heavily around me
Rage heavily
Rage
This is not a, this is not a
Good (rage heavily)
Good game (rage)
This is not a, this is not a
Good (rage heavily)
Good game (rage)
We just gotta, we just gotta warn folks tonight
This is not a, this is not a good game, good game
Buggy dive
Yeah, it's a waste of time
It's a waste of time
[hr]
(INT. PUBLISHER'S OFFICE - DAY)
(Gabe Newell sits with a plate of spaghetti, glaring at the two Ryans.)
PUBLISHER (Ryan George, no glasses): So, Ryan, you have a Gabe Newell simulator?
GAME DESIGNER (Ryan George, with glasses): "The GabeN-ing: A Simulator of Epic Fails!" It's gonna be HUGE!
PUBLISHER: You play as the head of Valve? Bold.
GAME DESIGNER: Revolutionary! Release games, run Steam!
GABE: (Scoffs) It's revolutionary in how bad it is.
PUBLISHER: We'll fix it! Right, Ryan?
GAME DESIGNER: Super easy! Just gotta make the graphics worse.
PUBLISHER: Tight! Gabe, you look... stylized.
GABE: I look like a melted action figure.
GAME DESIGNER: Retro aesthetic!
PUBLISHER: That works. Gameplay?
GAME DESIGNER: Clunky controls, repetitive dialogue!
GABE: (Angry) I'd rather play "ET" on Atari!
PUBLISHER: We'll make it MORE clunky!
GAME DESIGNER: The camera swings wildly during dialogue!
GABE: You're trying to give people seizures?!
PUBLISHER: Immersive!
GABE: It's an abomination!
GAME DESIGNER: What?
GABE: What?
PUBLISHER: Well, okay then!
GAME DESIGNER: Great!
PUBLISHER: This game has everything! Clunky, repetitive, nonsensical! A masterpiece!
GAME DESIGNER: It's gonna be a flop!
PUBLISHER: Perfect! We'll discount it! HUGE!
(Gabe roars and storms out, shattering the windows.)
(FADE OUT)
peak gameplay busted a nut while playing
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Antonio Renna |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 50% положительных (340) |