Toilet Tycoon

The cover art is an apt description for the game's quality.

It has a nostalgiac kinda feel to it but not only is it not very fun it is also very much not worth the price, I would feel more cheritable towards it if the price wasnt 5 CAD.

just too many irritating things about this game. The turns are slow it is hard to find out how to operate profitably in each of the zones, and even if you fix everything, every turn, the sanitary board can still shut down one of our stations.

There definitely things that made me laugh but it is just frustrating to play.

It's kind of a shitty game (pun intended).

It's actually not a bad game when you play a couch game with a mate (up to 4 players), seeing Dick Damage fail to break the toilet you paid him $5K to break or seeing your opponent's bathroom get completely ruined by crude 1990s German graffiti and shut down will make you shit your pants in laughter (pun also intended), but the game does have some balancing issues which are especially prevalent with the AI. If you ever thought Monopoly games went on too long, play against the AI and watch the clock tick on and on and on as it just becomes a slow monotonous slog to reach the end regardless of whichever method you choose to win the game with. The whole ranking system isn't too well explained either and the game lacks online play, which was might've been acceptable at the time does significantly hurt its replay value now as the game is really only enjoyable against humans.

It's only $5 so it isn't the worst deal out there for a drunken night with the buds (and it's a cheap steal when it's on sale), but the singleplayer aspect? It's piss poor (pun intended once again) and you'd probably get more enjoyment out of a free flash game.

Finally reached the rank of Toilet Tycoon so I can fully review this game. My friends had a lot of fun picking out their toilets (shout out Apocalypse) and battling with the health inspector (just the right mood lol) . Not a perfect game, but plenty of room for improvement in Toilet Tycoon II.

seens everything after maybe 15 minutes the rest was just repeated grind in hopes of more but there wasnt more

Okay, Please read and here me out... Please!

For one, The game has a great comedic concept, however the game itself is super cheap, counter intuitive, confusing, & downright broken. For instance, You can hire a worker to Violate your rivals toilet for around 5,000 euros, That's fine in the grand scheme of things, but when it also costs another worker to Vomit on your rivals toilet, It'll cost 10,000 euros. This in itself is already extremely questionable, however it doesn't always work. Another instance is how I can put in about $20,000 into research for state of the art toilets to use in game, But most of the time, You learn nothing, Wasted even more money, & still aren't even king of the round, & the game will reward the A.I will a golden toilet, while you rubble in bankruptcy, Forcing the player to start over the entire process. These issues usually leave me to believe that there only exists one prevailing strategy to this game, & that strategy is to be as perfect as the programmer intended. This isn't a hyperbole or a broad statement, This is simply the truth. The game does not like you, & it will shit all over your fucking face.

EDIT: Use Cheat Engine to thoroughly enjoy this game. It's actually possible to win if you stack up a billion euros before you begin the game.

Its so wonderfull to meet a very good old friend from the childhood.

Somewhere I still have the CD. But I can't miss to get this game on steam. Specially during sale.

Dont await too much. Its an old game and the controlls and graphics are a bit outdated (but still nice).
Nevertheless its fun! As typical for these times, It's really uncomplicated to play and not too hard.
Even though it can be very unfair. For example when the game starts, you spend your last cent to at least have 1 little sh!tty loo and your KI opponent spends 10.000 each month for even always successfull research.
I already had 1 ragequit. Like in the good old times. XD

I have not tried the english translation yet.

The game is absolutely worth a try.

Impossible to win as the AI always appropriates one of your allotments on their last and final turn.

I mean, I've played it for some hours and...

You can hire people to vomit on other peoples toliets
You can hire spies to spy on peoples toilet
You can have your toilet be gold in a subway bathroom
Theres titties tho
theres a fucking flusher called "the turdminator"



Yet it's fun for some reason. And considering that it's a party game I might get some friends over and we can have a competitive toilet race

The game is literally shit. Not in a fun way - I'm all for novelty, weird games, but this isn't quirky or anything - it's tedious, nothing really happens, the AI seems a bit strong... oh man I could just keep going.

It's cheap to begin with, but even on sale I wouldn;t buy it again.

I couldnt understand how to get people to crap in my crapper. Nothing like a game to build a crapper. Then research on making better seats. lol. Felt like the game was going no where. THere was rounds. yet i didnt know how to start the round.

I got this game knowing that it would be ordinary at best and it delivered on that potential. The game feels like one of those games you played in the early 90s where the AI, gameplay and controls didn't make a lot of sense. I don't regret getting this game as it took me back to my childhood, but this game is likely to disappoint many

Let's talk about the problem.
The instructure is not clear, I know I need to beat the enemy but I don't know how,
The BGM repeat and repeat.
The delay of motion like award after everyone round, the special event is too long. It's kinda annoying.
The sensitive of mouse is too high, I cannot control it easily.
Well it's a old game. I get it for 1buck only. I don't think the idea is really bad. I think developer can do better.

-Cheap
-hard to control
-no clearly
-boring BGM
-long delay
-a funny idea

Total:3/10

I will tell you I have mixed feelings about this game. Very slow pace game, progress is something you work very hard for, which is nice. But you feel like your stuck in a cycle of the same motions each round for far too long. But at the same time, if your like me, your just itching to win it.

Play this as a kid back then whenever I had time on my hands. Surely, the depth to this game is limited, but for a 5 bucks tycoon game, it's still pretty solid. I recommend this to anybody who looks for an entertaining gameplay experience.

While playing with real people in the local co-op it is super fun. This game is utter garbage when it comes to playing with the AI. The AI never loses and has 100% accuracy in every aspect. So overall, fun with real people, garbage with computer players.

This game has quite some nostalgic value to me. I used to play this as a kid, and absolutely loved it back then. It's absolutely nothing special, but it will always have a place in my heart.

Played this 15 Years ago. It´s a good old classic game and is fun to play from time to time :)
But don´t expect deep gameplay or AAA-graphics, you would be disappointed.

UI could be a bit better and achievements would be nice.
More Content would be nice too, because after 1h you have seen all that the game has to offer you.

In the Game of Commodes, you either win or you Diarreah, Toilet Simulator is a stratagy game/simulator from 2000 and its suprisingly fun for both its age and shallowness, you play either against AI or another player buying lots and making the best toilets you can make, charging a ludicris amount of money for said toilets, which you use to get upgrade parts for you toilets for maximum comfort. My recommendation is a cautious one however, random events seem to exsist to squeeze your money from you due to the odds of them going well are extremly low, the music is just a single song on an endless loop and "bad stuff happening" music sting the AI can be absolutly brutal, and all the Co-op is local meaning that you can see what each other is doing instead of having the luxory of hiding your devious actions behind the internet. But over all if you want something cheap and light hearted, you cant go wrong with Toilet Tycoon

Could be fun without the bugs, randomeness not really random since it makes the AI win all the time and makes you lose all the time (when it comes to luck).

Don't buy it, the dev really did a shit job on this (no pun intended)