Super 3-D Noah's Ark

Genesis 6:9-9:17
Noah Pleases God
9 These are the descendants of Noah. Noah was a righteous man, blameless in his generation; Noah walked with God. 10 And Noah had three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

11 Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight, and the earth was filled with violence. 12 And God saw that the earth was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted its ways upon the earth. 13 And God said to Noah, “I have determined to make an end of all flesh, for the earth is filled with violence because of them; now I am going to destroy them along with the earth. 14 Make yourself an ark of cypress[a] wood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and out with pitch. 15 This is how you are to make it: the length of the ark three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. 16 Make a roof[b] for the ark, and finish it to a cubit above; and put the door of the ark in its side; make it with lower, second, and third decks. 17 For my part, I am going to bring a flood of waters on the earth, to destroy from under heaven all flesh in which is the breath of life; everything that is on the earth shall die. 18 But I will establish my covenant with you; and you shall come into the ark, you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you. 19 And of every living thing, of all flesh, you shall bring two of every kind into the ark, to keep them alive with you; they shall be male and female. 20 Of the birds according to their kinds, and of the animals according to their kinds, of every creeping thing of the ground according to its kind, two of every kind shall come in to you, to keep them alive. 21 Also take with you every kind of food that is eaten, and store it up; and it shall serve as food for you and for them.” 22 Noah did this; he did all that God commanded him.

The Great Flood
7 Then the Lord said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and all your household, for I have seen that you alone are righteous before me in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and its mate; and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and its mate; 3 and seven pairs of the birds of the air also, male and female, to keep their kind alive on the face of all the earth. 4 For in seven days I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights; and every living thing that I have made I will blot out from the face of the ground.” 5 And Noah did all that the Lord had commanded him.

6 Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters came on the earth. 7 And Noah with his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives went into the ark to escape the waters of the flood. 8 Of clean animals, and of animals that are not clean, and of birds, and of everything that creeps on the ground, 9 two and two, male and female, went into the ark with Noah, as God had commanded Noah. 10 And after seven days the waters of the flood came on the earth.

11 In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, on the seventeenth day of the month, on that day all the fountains of the great deep burst forth, and the windows of the heavens were opened. 12 The rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights. 13 On the very same day Noah with his sons, Shem and Ham and Japheth, and Noah’s wife and the three wives of his sons entered the ark, 14 they and every wild animal of every kind, and all domestic animals of every kind, and every creeping thing that creeps on the earth, and every bird of every kind—every bird, every winged creature. 15 They went into the ark with Noah, two and two of all flesh in which there was the breath of life. 16 And those that entered, male and female of all flesh, went in as God had commanded him; and the Lord shut him in.

17 The flood continued forty days on the earth; and the waters increased, and bore up the ark, and it rose high above the earth. 18 The waters swelled and increased greatly on the earth; and the ark floated on the face of the waters. 19 The waters swelled so mightily on the earth that all the high mountains under the whole heaven were covered; 20 the waters swelled above the mountains, covering them fifteen cubits deep. 21 And all flesh died that moved on the earth, birds, domestic animals, wild animals, all swarming creatures that swarm on the earth, and all human beings; 22 everything on dry land in whose nostrils was the breath of life died. 23 He blotted out every living thing that was on the face of the ground, human beings and animals and creeping things and birds of the air; they were blotted out from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those that were with him in the ark. 24 And the waters swelled on the earth for one hundred fifty days.

The Flood Subsides
8 But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and all the domestic animals that were with him in the ark. And God made a wind blow over the earth, and the waters subsided; 2 the fountains of the deep and the windows of the heavens were closed, the rain from the heavens was restrained, 3 and the waters gradually receded from the earth. At the end of one hundred fifty days the waters had abated; 4 and in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat. 5 The waters continued to abate until the tenth month; in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, the tops of the mountains appeared.

6 At the end of forty days Noah opened the window of the ark that he had made 7 and sent out the raven; and it went to and fro until the waters were dried up from the earth. 8 Then he sent out the dove from him, to see if the waters had subsided from the face of the ground; 9 but the dove found no place to set its foot, and it returned to him to the ark, for the waters were still on the face of the whole earth. So he put out his hand and took it and brought it into the ark with him. 10 He waited another seven days, and again he sent out the dove from the ark; 11 and the dove came back to him in the evening, and there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf; so Noah knew that the waters had subsided from the earth. 12 Then he waited another seven days, and sent out the dove; and it did not return to him any more.

13 In the six hundred first year, in the first month, on the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from the earth; and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and saw that the face of the ground was drying. 14 In the second month, on the twenty-seventh day of the month, the earth was dry. 15 Then God said to Noah, 16 “Go out of the ark, you and your wife, and your sons and your sons’ wives with you. 17 Bring out with you every living thing that is with you of all flesh—birds and animals and every creeping thing that creeps on the earth—so that they may abound on the earth, and be fruitful and multiply on the earth.” 18 So Noah went out with his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives. 19 And every animal, every creeping thing, and every bird, everything that moves on the earth, went out of the ark by families.

God’s Promise to Noah
20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord, and took of every clean animal and of every clean bird, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. 21 And when the Lord smelled the pleasing odor, the Lord said in his heart, “I will never again curse the ground because of humankind, for the inclination of the human heart is evil from youth; nor will I ever again destroy every living creature as I have done.

22 As long as the earth endures,
seedtime and harvest, cold and heat,
summer and winter, day and night,
shall not cease.”

The Covenant with Noah
9 God blessed Noah and his sons, and said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth. 2 The fear and dread of you shall rest on every animal of the earth, and on every bird of the air, on everything that creeps on the ground, and on all the fish of the sea; into your hand they are delivered. 3 Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you; and just as I

I can't believe Wolfenstein 3D decided to shamelessly ripoff this masterpiece

It's basically like Wolfenstein but instead of strafing around shooting all of the hitlers, you pelt dumb animals with food till they fall into a diabetic slumber.

i'm speechless

The single greatest piece of media I have ever been graced with in my life

Bad enough to turn you into an atheist. Or if you are an atheist, you'll pray to any God that will release you from this pain.

It's like Wolf 3D but

• all the weapons suck except the machine gun feeder
  
• all of the regular enemies are hit scanners
  
• every level looks exactly the same
  
• the bosses are the easiest enemies because they're the only ones that don't hit scan
  
• enemies shooting you around corners
  
• enemies shooting you through closed doors
  
• enemies shooting you through solid fucking walls
  
• enemies do more damage the closer you are to them (see the last 3 points)
  
• later levels just spam oxen
  
• I'm pretty sure it's impossible to pistol start the last few levels due to not enough ammo for ANY weapon
  
[*]the worst video game music I have ever heard

When Wolfenstein 3D was released... In the following years, no one was prepared for Super Noah's Ark 3D which is literally a Wolfenstein 3D mod for the Super Nintendo
Containing religion itself
You being a Noah and shooting animals with fruit so that the animals can sleep (illogical)
This game is too much of a meme, but it doesn't stop you from playing it!

It's actually cool!

Amazing

super 3-d noah's ark is good!!!!!!!!!!

.10/10

really good for people who fucking hate antelopes

This game is actually fun, and a can be challenging on higher difficulties. Better than I expected!

It tried.

What happens when first-person shooters (Doom clones would have been a time appropriate term) are very popular and a Christian entertainment studio needs money? That's right, take the engine and concept of Wolfenstein 3D, remove all of the sharp, dangerous topics, and inject the Holy Bible into it. A little company called LJN (I dare you to dive down the rabbit hole that is that company) decided to make these decisions and didn't make a terrible game. It isn't quite to the extent of Capstone scum where you trace Doom sprite work, but Super 3D Noah's Ark (or Super Noah's Ark 3D?) is almost adjacent to the copy and change it a little bit so the it doesn't look like we cheated meme. While the story is new, the visuals are as attractive as three-day-old puke, it is fine for the most part.

Noah is tasked with "settling" all of the animals on the Ark down by feeding them excessive amounts of feed. Each episode features everyone's favorite Wolf 3D non-descript maze levels and a new coat of paint for everything. No more Jew-disrespecting people and zany castle designs. Tons of brown hallways, ugly portraits of a few religious figures, and random objects (like cages, seeds, wells, to name a few) slightly diversify levels from another. Hump walls to find secrets and run through tons of 1x1 corridors as Noah is a thick boy.

Thankfully, there are a lot less levels than Blake Stone or Wolf 3D (30 levels in total, if I remember right). The weapons are strange, feed slinging machines. Toss seeds by hand, slingshots, a fully automatic seed thrower, seed capsule tossers (you really have to see it), and a melon sling are your weapons of slumber. Definitely big downgrades from Wolf 3D, and the animals (except the weakest ones) take quite a lot to put down and deal decent damage based on distance.

Aside from that, it plays basically the same, just a lot more ugly to look at, but at the cost of being a much shorter game (a positive for me really). Not as interesting of a story, but the real story behind the game is much more wild (Angry Video Game Nerd covered LJN games rather thoroughly). Visuals are suitable, but the music gets rather annoying and repetitive as there is a limited track list (limitations of the old system it was originally released on). No bugs or issues encountered during my Hard play through. As for recommendations, it is worth looking into, but you really need to be a fan of Wolfenstein 3D to manage to beat the game. Most probably experienced a few levels and lost interest quick. $9.99 USD is absurd for this title, a sale is much more fitting. Even then, watching someone play a level or two first might help you decide if you will really like it or not.

Surprisingly decent for a re-skin / re-design of Wolfenstein 3D! If you're interested to see what the game is after seeing reviewers such as The Angry Video Game Nerd talk about it, or just want a meme game to gift your friend, this isn't bad at all! 7.5 / 10

Going through each level of this charming game is like watching a shooting star fly before your very eyes.

Wolfenstein 3D?
Doom?
Quake?
You all remember these and call them "classics", but in reality, Super 3-D Noah's Ark blows all of these out of the water.
Truly the 11th greatest game of all time.

Its family friendly wolfenstein, enough said.

I can feel Jesus inside of me

finally the game where you actually put those animals to sleep by feeding them with grains rather than bullets