Tea Party Simulator 2015™

Ted is a very complex antagonist, accompanying you whilst demanding you set up his plate is quite the stress itself. Now, it is very much possible he was hired by the government of the Tedious Tea Department™ to test the players dexterity and skills of delivering a fancy tea time to Ted, to initiate how capable the player may or may not be, due to the fact Ted can self destruct with even a smallest sliver of a mishap. If only we had a sequel to this perfect little game.

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10/10 (Was not forced to by bear)

i’m not saying it’s a bad game, but for the price it’s not worth the amount of content in the game, but it is some great fun to play and destroy the tea party though, but probably just buy it, play the levels and refund it tbh, it’s not worth the price

should have won game of the year 2023, i like the part with the frag grenade but gun controls are a little hard to understand. 2 player mode can be 1 person on mouse and 1 on keyboard (it works)

best game i've ever played <3


(hes got my family hostage please help me im forced to have tea parties)

Game can be funny at times but it is very annoying. If you like punishing yourself then this game might be for you! I Rate It 3/10 Tea Bags c[_]

Tea party simulator 2015™ on steam, I love Tea party simulator 2015™ and think Tea party simulator 2015™ should be bought by you.

Tea party simulator 2015™ on steam.

I feel like I'm playing a bootleg Surgeon Simulator. This game somehow manages to have overly sensitive controls yet at the same time they aren't sensitive enough like I want to grab something it takes ten times but if I want to put something down I suddenly have the strength of Hercules.

fun and good game to play in one sitting (can be tedious at times)

Contrary to popular belief, this game is actually really fun. I don’t care if it’s YouTuber bait, or if it’s a surgeon sim copy. You can tell that effort was put into this game, and it has its own funny quirks that sets it apart. Please, give this game a chance.

i like this because it time travels back to 2015, very good time travel game of the iconic era

Pretty funny to do things just to upset the teddy. Otherwise as to be expected of a "simulator" game.

Came for the tea, stayed for the zombie in the boat in the distance (seriously, it's a zombie rowing that boat). 11/10 right proper tea party guv'nor.

I expected a silly little game that would kill an hour or two. Trying to pour tea while you have ragdoll physics and overly sensitive controls sounded hilarious.

Unfortunately, this game even disappointed me. Make no mistake, the controls aren't just overly sensitive, they are downright broken. You will be flinging things around, not because you are careless or making mistakes, but because it's virtually impossible not to. I don't think there is any way to gently set anything down. I open the fingers and whatever I'm holding just falls, hope for the best.

Also the second level is way too hard. I don't know how anyone could possibly pass it. After much effort, I give up. I'll never make it past level 2, even if I put hours more into this game.

Such a lighthearted game should just have all stages selectable from the start. Wouldn't that be better?

This game is the best simulator game so far and here i why

+ Nice company to have tea with
+ You can beat the game
+ You can make tea in british way
+ You can make tea in japanese way
+ Good sound effects
+ Game itself has a low price
+ U can name your teddy (well, i did, but not ingame)

Only minus is that it doesnt have multiplayer.

Well, what can I say about this game? It features alot of physics and the controls are reminiscent to that of Surgeon Simulator, and of course alot of other simulator games. So what about this one copy-paste alike varitaion that I myself would play? Well first off, the game is very simple. You just have to make a suitable cup of tea for a stuffed teddy bear that tends to enjoy throwing out derogatory terms about you and blows up like a inflated Bull Elephant if it gets agitated. While it may seem simple enough to give a inanimate talking object a cup of tea and some biscuits, cake, and fancy plates. It's actually quite a challenge since you control only one arm that is not so difficult to operate, but is also frustrating at times when you knock stuff over that you weren't supposed to. As the game progresses so does the design of the levels and adds a little more challenge along the way which can be both amusing and aggravating at the same time. The graphics look like any other simulator or indie game with a little revise to it to give it a nice touch to it. I think this game is quite enjoyable once you get used to some of its flaws and can really be a fun experience. There are things about that can make someone break their controller or keyboard and mouse over it but doesn't that happen mostly in other games like this just for entertainment?. Overall, I would give this game a 7.5/10. It would have been up more if they would've only added even more stuff to the game but it's still a estimable game for it's standards. I'd say tea party enthusiasts should consider buying this game and playing it, as it will not fail on it's promise.

Although most people say this game is bad, I think its worth the money! Theres very few levels but its funny and fun. Theres lots of refrences and easter eggs and it has lots of replay ability!

After attempting to play this game for what feels like an eternity, I can honestly say it's not worth it. I don't know how it managed to get a 'mostly positive' score on here. If you were going into this expecting something like surgeon simulator (as I was), don't waste your money. The controls are even worse, the physics (hahah hah hah hahah) are outrageous and random, and some levels feel utterly impossible (such as trying to serve tea IN a turbulance-infested airplane).

1/10 for a game that functions, but extremely poorly.

This game is pretty fun, but it gets kind of boring after some time. I love how you can have your own tea party, which most of the time may result as a failure. You're stranded on this island with a bear and you have to have the perfect tea party. There are multiple levels, but I'm still only on level uno. Overall, I would probably recommend this game, specifically for those who enjoy simulators.

This legitimately wasn't that fun for me. After only like 30 minutes of playing, im immediately requesting a refund. I watched Roosterteeth's "How To: Tea Party Simulator" and thought "hey maybe when this is on sale ill get it" And even on sale it wasnt worth it. 0/10

This game is lacking a lot of the reviews previously written about it which were highly favorable when it was a demo (look up the 2014 demo store page) And has had many let's play videos made about it (mostly for the demo as this only recently came out as the finished version) So if you are hoping for more reviews on the game head on over to the demo page/google it to see a far larger review of it.

This is a fun enough game to play - it delivers what the store page claims. You are having a tea party with a stuffed animal (Ted), who demands certain items be dropped in front of him. You just go down the list. There are like five different environments.

Pros:
+It gets laughs just like Surgeon Simulator did
+You can actually walk quite a bit around the area now

Cons:
-Regretfully, I didn't realize until after I purchased this, that this game is not made by the same developers that did Surgeon Simulator, which is fine except they totally rip off the game style (same font, idea, and graphical style)
-There is alot to interact with, but I feel there could be more. For example, there are many items/cabinets/handles on the fringes of the rooms that look interactable, but are not
-Only five environments, as I have heard (I have witnessed two)
-Price is steep for what it is


Overall, it was fun, but I certainly won't get anywhere near 10 hours out of this. I was on the fence about the 'no' vote - but this is fair warning so my Steam friends know what they are getting into. This does not have the content of Goat Simulator. I suppose the cheap laughs might be worth it if it is on deep discount.