Разработчик: Telltale Games
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Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС: Windows XP / Vista / Windows 7
- Процессор: Pentium 4 с тактовой частотой 2.0 ГГц или лучше
- Оперативная память: 1 ГБ
- Видеокарта: совместимая с DirectX 8.1, с объемом видеопамяти не менее 256 МБ
- DirectX®: 9.0c или новее
- Жесткий диск: 100 МБ свободного места
- Звуковая карта: совместимая с DirectX 8.1
- ОС: Windows XP / Vista / Windows 7
- Процессор: Pentium 4 с тактовой частотой 3 ГГц или лучше
- Оперативная память: 1 ГБ
- Видеокарта: совместимая с DirectX 8.1, с объемом видеопамяти не менее 256 МБ
- DirectX®: 9.0c или новее
- Жесткий диск: 100 МБ свободного места
- Звуковая карта: совместимая с DirectX 8.1
Mac
- ОС: Mac OS X 10.5 или новее
- Процессор: Intel Core 2 Duo
- Оперативная память: 1 ГБ
- Видеокарта: интегрированная
- Жесткий диск: 100 МБ свободного места
Отзывы пользователей
Great game love poker and it is really interesting being able to relate to the players in the game for all of the their respective games.
one of the few good games in existence
this game is so life like and realistic, i get dealt a pair of pocket kings and still somehow manage to lose to a guy with a non suited connector.
10/10 feels like im back in vegas.
If you're only here for the TF2 items, SHAME ON YOU. There's a perfectly good Poker Group (and Tycho) waiting to scam you out of thousands of fake dollars. Strong Bad is in this game. Heavy is in this game.
Steam's rules of conduct say not to talk about unlawful activity. So I won't.
perdi all in com str8
Charming...
Unfortunate this gem is lost... It would've created so many new gambling addicts.
rigged
Poker Night at the Inventory: Ace Up Our Sleeves!
A Script Full of Shenanigans, Bluffing, and Chips!
[hr]
PSA: A Call to Arms for Poker Night
*(The familiar poker table at the Inventory is set, bathed in smoky, dim light. Heavy stands at one end, arms crossed, while Max hops up on the table, waving wildly at the camera.)*
Heavy: “You! Yes, you, sitting there doing nothing! Why is *Poker Night at the Inventory* gone?”
Max: “Yeah! It’s a travesty, like pineapple on pizza! Bring it back, or I’ll… I’ll bite someone! Don’t make me do it!”
Tycho: “As someone who thrives on making people feel awkward, I must say the lack of this game on Steam is deeply unsettling. Do the right thing, corporate overlords. Re-release it. And add more hats.”
Strong Bad: (boxing gloves on the table) “Telltale, you fools! You took away a cultural icon! This is like canceling my email newsletter—except *this* time, people noticed!”
Gambit: (leaning back, shuffling a glowing card) “Now listen here, mes amis. You bring the game back, or we’ll have to deal another kind of hand. One you might not like.”
Rogue: (sipping sweet tea, leaning in conspiratorially) “Now, darlin’, we’re not askin’ nicely anymore. Bring it back, or y’all might just find yourselves on the wrong end of a good ol’ southern grudge. And trust me, sugar, those don’t fade.”
“#BringBackPokerNightAtTheInventory!”)
[hr]
The Game Begins
*(The camera pans to the poker table. Seated are Heavy, Max, Tycho, Strong Bad, Gambit, Rogue, and the Player. The tension builds as the game starts.)*
Max: “Alright, let’s see what we’ve got here. Aces, a straight, maybe a cheeseburger? Let’s make some magic!”
Strong Bad: (peering at his cards) “Ha! This is too easy. I can already taste the victory burrito!”
Heavy: (grinning) “Tiny rabbit will lose first. Heavy knows. Always happens.”
Rogue: (playfully narrowing her eyes) “Careful now, big guy. That confidence might just get ya in trouble. I’ve got a full house brewin’, and I ain’t afraid to use it.”
Gambit: (tossing a chip nonchalantly) “Full house? Pfft. That’s cute, chère. I’ll raise you two more cards and a wager: winner buys everyone beignets.”
[hr]
Banter & Shenanigans
1. Tycho and Rogue:
Tycho: “Rogue, explain something to me. You’re immune to, like, *everything*. Does that mean bad poker luck just… doesn’t stick?”
Rogue: (laughing) “Aw, sugar, I reckon I’m just as unlucky as anyone. But if my cards go south, let’s just say I’ve got other ways of convincin’ folks to fold.”
2. Max vs. Gambit:
Max: “Hey, Cajun dude, do those cards explode or just glow real fancy? Asking for a friend.”
Gambit: (smirking) “Oh, they explode, petit lapin. But only when I want ‘em to. Unless you’re volunteering for a demonstration?”
Max: “Pfft, please. I’ve survived worse. You ever tussle with a bear on roller skates?”
3. Strong Bad vs. Heavy:
Strong Bad: “So, Heavy, what happens if you *do* lose? Do you cry? Or just eat your feelings with a side of borscht?”
Heavy: “Heavy does not lose. But if Heavy did… it would be *glorious defeat*. Many snacks. Maybe tears. Maybe more snacks.”
4. Rogue and Gambit’s Flirt Fest:
Rogue: (leaning toward Gambit) “Don’t think I didn’t notice you foldin’ that last hand, swamp boy. Playin’ it safe, or just afraid to lose to me?”
Gambit: (chuckling) “Chère, when you’ve been winnin’ hearts as long as I have, losin’ poker is nothin’. But maybe I’m distracted.”
Rogue: (with a sly smile) “You best keep your eyes on the cards, sugar. This belle doesn’t fall for sweet talk—only big pots.”
[hr]
Chaotic Interlude
*(Max flips the table in frustration, sending chips flying.)*
Max: “I knew it! This game is rigged!”
Strong Bad: “Oh, *now* it’s rigged? That’s rich coming from the guy who just tried to bluff with a Uno reverse card.”
Heavy: (calmly placing the table back) “Max is weak. Table is strong. Game continues.”
*(Rogue effortlessly collects the scattered chips, sliding them back.)*
Rogue: “Bless your heart, Max. You’re lucky I’m here to clean up your mess.”
[hr]
Game Reviews
*(Characters give their testimonials, summing up their night.)*
Max: “Ten outta ten! Especially if you forget that I lost all my chips and part of my dignity.”
Heavy: “Game is good. Heavy likes taking money from weaklings. Would play again.”
Strong Bad: “Obviously, I carried the entertainment tonight. You’re welcome, nerds.”
Gambit: “A game full of characters, stakes, and laughs. The only thing missin’ is some gumbo and a jazz band.”
Rogue: “Y’all come back anytime now, ya hear? This southern belle is ready to school ya again.”
Tycho: “It’s the kind of chaos that makes you feel alive. Would recommend, assuming you enjoy losing to a giant rabbit.”
[hr]
Closing Plea
*(The cast gathers one last time.)*
Rogue: (gesturing to the camera) “Now, darlin’, if you’ve got a lick of sense, you’ll know this game deserves to shine again. Don’t keep it locked away like some forgotten relic. Bring it back, and we’ll promise to behave. Mostly.”
Gambit: (throwing a glowing card at the screen, which explodes into text) [/h2]“#BringBackPokerNightAtTheInventorry[/h2]. Or else.”
*(The screen fades to black as the sound of poker chips clattering continues in the background.)*
(Also sadly Gambit and Rogue are NOT in these games, but if only they were! Alas maybe in the future it might happen somehow...)
[hr]
"Poker Night at the Inventory"
(To the tune of "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica)
So close, no matter how far
Couldn’t raise much more with this card
Forever bluffing who we are
And nothing else matters
Never folded like this before
Max's tantrum, Heavy's roar
All these chips we hoard and store
And nothing else matters
Bluff I seek, and I find in you
Every round, there’s something new
Tycho's cynicism in full view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
But I know
So close, no matter how far
Couldn’t raise much more from the bar
Forever betting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
Max is mad, Strong Bad’s a jerk
Heavy’s munching, Tycho’s work
Cards are flying, this game’s a perk
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they bet
Never cared for how they set
Never cared for who they cheat
Never cared for who they beat
And I know
So close, no matter how far
Couldn’t raise much more with these scars
Max will rage, and I’ll leave a mark
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for how they play
But I know
So close, no matter how far
Cards are wild, like Tycho’s car
Max’s head’s as big as Mars
And nothing else matters
[hr]
Around the table, cards are dealt,
In the smoky room where secrets melt.
Max’s anger, Strong Bad’s grin,
Tycho’s glare, the game begins.
Heavy’s quiet, eyes on the prize,
Folding’s a joke—he’ll never compromise.
Chips stack high with every round,
In this crazy game where quirks are found.
Bluffing hard and raising fast,
In this strange contest, nothing’s too vast.
A royal flush or just some tricks,
The tension rises—play your wits!
In the end, what truly matters most,
Is the madness of the game we host.
Max’s tantrum? It's part of the spin.
Strong Bad’s taunt, Tycho’s sigh.
The table’s alive with cards and cheers,
Heavy’s munching snacks, no fears.
Max is ready to lose his mind,
But in this game, it’s all by design.
Probally the second Best game ever made!...After TF2 of course!
Free TF2 items
I love poker.
If you do not own this game, your life is incomplete and you will never be able to fill that void in your heart. The game is that good.
Tycho called me a slur :(
Telltale never would have gone bankrupt if they kept making these
pokiers
Straight flush this game into the toilet
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its a game that u will never own again and thats sad
Fun little poker game. Funny characters with funny oneliners. The Oneliners sadly get a bit repetitive after a while. A bit outdated, but still works fine. Give it a try on a sale if you are interested in this type of game.
Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles, not all though. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
It's poker with some funny 1-liners, only played it to get a TF2 item back in the day
It took me 86 hours of using an autoclicker to get the final achievement
EUH FHULL HAUS
14 years later and I still use almost all of the items from this game, shame we'll never see Poker Night 3 with skibidi toilet.
How does one review a game that's not even on steam anymore
Nothing wrong with the game, but not much going for it either. It plays like a standard poker game if you turn off all the table banter but you do have to sit through animations of the characters before being able to take any actions on your turn. You get to unlock achievements and new table designs as you win more tournaments.
To be quite honest, even if you were a fan of the characters, it's not really worth paying much for this game just to hear their voice actors say some stupid crap that is usually absolutely not funny.
tl;dr if you cam get it for dirt cheap, are seriously into the characters and also like poker then go for it. Other than that, not really.
it's old now but still really fun
So fun even after all these years
Good night for poker
glad i got this before it was taken off of sale
Very game
Do NOT like the way that white boy talks about giraffes
this game has a really nice comfy vibe that Tycho tries his best to ruin
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Telltale Games |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 15.01.2025 |
| Metacritic | 71 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 89% положительных (4600) |