
Разработчик: Necrophone Games
Описание
Key Features:
- Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
- A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
- For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (voice acting).
- Windows/Mac/Linux/Suppository
- Half a dozen jokes.
- Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++
- Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
Find out why PC Gamer says Jazzpunk is "easily one of the funniest games in years."
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP SP2 or higher
- Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Video card with 512MB of VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Mac
- OS: OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard or higher
- Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Video card with 512MB of VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
- Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Video card with 512MB of VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Отзывы пользователей
Kept thinking about this game, so finally bought it to play it myself after watching so many playthroughs back in 2014. Definitely a product of its time, but a worthwhile nostalgia trip. :)
I don't even know what to say. This game is amazing. It is so random and I love it. My humor incorporated into a game.
watched it be played by one of my favorite youtubers and loved it ever since, and when i got it i loved it even more. :)
This game is the funniest experience I've ever had playing a game, it's a bit short but the amount of content jam-packed into this game is astounding. If you have any doubts about buying this game, DONT. 10/10
Funny as hell with tons of little secrets and silly things to find
THE ONLY GAME were you CAN get hepatit C++ andplay mini games more then the game .
THE BEST GAME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i got the game i couldn't move or look around
Humour is hit or miss, but it got a solid few laughs out of me, art style is nice, music is good.
I don't recommend Flavour nexus, overall not that funny, only like 15 minutes of gameplay, and quite a few bugs in that section. Felt clunky to play. The base game is a fun little experience to pass the time. Do note this game only has 2 hours of gameplay, 16.99 might be a bit expensive for that but it's a fine game.
as a kid i saw some youtuber play this game a long time ago and now that i was able to play it it has to be one of my top 10 games.
Surreal 3D adventure in the style of Thirty Flights of Loving
Imagine you want to go for a walk, but when you go outside you realise you done have any feet, and there's no ground either. and there's no outside.
what even is a walk again?
that's this game, not about walking
But you kinda just have to forget everything you know cuz there's no sense here.
great game tho. good way to waste away the afternoon with a laugh.
Oh- and while you're walking you take drugs, that might help.
JUMPIN JEBIDIAH I've owned this game for a few years and was so baffled and confused back in the day. So I decided to start playing it with my tulpa, we are both confused and had an absolute blast. This, this is just, chef's kiss amazing.
I played this game on my YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN8T0CYK_XTsOPLCk813Fefq-lJrTvAFv
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut is the strangest game I have ever played! It's not even close! This game is so weird and funny. You never know what's gonna happen during this drug trip of a game. This game is charming in every department. The art style, gameplay, humor, and plot are all obnoxious in the best ways possible! Play this game, and trip some balls!
It's pretty funny with great style and charm. Definitely an indie game everyone should play once.
the humor is hit & miss, obviously very subjective. the gameplay isn't great either, with some annoying sections, but worst of all, this is the first (and to date last) game to ever give me motion sickness.
The best example of it's genre. You are a secret agent trying to complete his missions in a surreal, characteristically designed world. If you like slapstick humor or walking around the map and hunting for new interactions this is the best you can find.
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A one-of-a-kind comedy adventure that just happened to be my cup of tea, especially with its world and its plentiful activities, but not in its visual or audible design.
Full review - https://retrospect-reviews.com/reviews/jazzpunk
Jazzpunk is fun and silly, and I had a fantastic time playing it.
Unlike anything I've ever played. This game really shines in it's extra interact-able elements.
If you like silly humor or just odd, non-standard games, you'll probably enjoy this.
Jazzpunk is perfectly fine; I had no issues but it didn't really stand out in any way outside of it creativity. The world is kinda weird and fun, but I was able to see the overwhelming majority of the jokes coming in advance. Admittedly, this is probably from playing a years after it came out. The jokes are very normal for what we would see right now, but Jazzpunk made them over a decade ago (and may have even affected modern humor). My only complaint with the game is that it feels like it is designed for you to poke and prod at the entire environment, but 90% of each level is just set dressing and there is remarkably little to play with. Even knowing that, the 10% was still funny and was able to reliably get at least a snort of laughter (and maybe even a few chuckles).
It took me about 3 hours to complete and I 100% it at the same time.
This game feels like someone spiked my drink and then sat me down to watch an austin powers movie
Trippy game but it has its own vibe and style which I really enjoy if you like exploring and finding goofy hidden things I would recommend.
planning to 100% this game bc I watched ihascupquake play this back in the day and it's just as funny as I remember. a lovely mix of nonsensicality, references and easter eggs, and also eating of brains and poison sushi
I wonder if the devs will ever come back. This shit is on a whole 'nother level of unhinged.
What a nostalgic game and finally getting to play after watching YouTubers play it years ago. Still as silly as I remembered :3
It is Jazzpunk. You should play Jazzpunk.
VERY fun and nostalgic
the only game where i can kill pigeons with a magnet gun, and then spray people with its pheromones,
Creative game but not for me. Nothing in the game makes sense. Its a 40s James Bond kinda game but with gags. The controls are awful and theyre a lot of gross moments in the game. I did enjoy playing frogger and space invaders again.
It's pretty consistently funny throughout, and for a game that's all about the gags, that's the important part. That said, this game's subtitling is woefully bad, and it is impossible to experience the game in full without audio. If that's going to be a problem, avoid
A very funny game about doing the dumbest thing you can think of at any given moment.
can't make the editor and polyblank kiss 0/10
game bad they lumped denmark in with germany 0 stars i will be talking to your manager
Goofy game with some creative and clever storytelling. It has a clear level design so you know where to go, but it's so random and adventurous you don't mind playing the side quests.
Though, I couldn't figure out what to do after I found the Cowboy. I was also unable to change the Screen Resolution and seems like its stuck at 1920x1080.
i like this game very jazzpunk you should play it
It's a VERY interactive game. An ADHD game even. So each level has a main mission but you'll be spending most of your time looking for all the funny interactions scattered throughout revealing simple gags or even hidden minigames to play. The art style is also booming and memorable.
After 11 years, this game still has game breaking script bugs. Nice job.
So fun and creative! Can't remember the last time I played such a seemingly simple game that would give me so much fun. The vibe, the graphics, weird little story and all the nonsense and absurdity make it really enjoyable.
A relatively short and silly game. Fun at every corner and then some. Would recommend to others with a good sense of humor.
I remember watching videos on game-play of this game when it came out in 2014. To be able to play it now is a dream come true. <3
Incredibly goofy game. Hard to not enjoy. Full of funny gags. Definitely a piece worth the time. Highly recommend. I love you Polyblank.
great game but extremely short just like my friends haha get it short haha.....
Think of Morbius, Think of Madame Web, Think of Kraven, and Think of Venom 3. It's nothing like them at all. This is by far the most superb, excellent, astonishing, amazing, splendiferous, aggregated, favorable, yummy, delicious, delectable, fulfilling, truth-seeking, and world changing game that has ever been made.
I got stuck spray painting for the disabled.
Jazzpunk is not a great game. Actually, I don't think Jazzpunk is even a game. It feels more like a combination of references, humor and psychedelic art directing. It is, however, kinda fun but not funny .
This game is my childhood and i completed it all 100%. this game is silly, amazing and full of fun side activites I recomnd this game
Perhaps the greatest piece of fiction ever created. One piece and Full Metal Alchemist are contenders, but I believe this over takes it.
BEST GAME EVER! I replayed it a few years later and fell in love with its comedy all over again! The fact that a Jazzpunk 2 hasn't been made is CRIMINAL!
honestly this game is so funny, and the plot is intresting but also isnt to straightforward it doesnt take itself seriously at all super great for the kind of game it is
Replayed this game after 4 years, It's just as good as I remember, there's nothing quite like it from the artstyle, the particular humor, and the really great music, fucking great game
i watched a YouTuber play this game when i was like 6 years old and i forgot the name of said game until now. And i have to say it's still as funny when i was 6
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Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Necrophone Games |
Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 03.04.2025 |
Metacritic | 75 |
Отзывы пользователей | 94% положительных (5111) |