Spelunky

Cannot use mouse or keybind to it. Makes game hard on the hands. Very simple and not a fan.

idk why but its mad addicting for some reason

Fuck you Foekoe you lied to me, this game sucks melon and banana

This game has ONE mechanic that is so stupidly annoying it ruins the entire game. Automatic ledge grabbing kills you a thousand times more than it helps especially when it makes you drop a weapon you wanted to shoot with while falling. It is even more stupid when you think about how you can shoot when you are hanging from a rope but can't when you are hanging from a wall and instead throw your weapon away even when you climb down to hang. What the fuck was this idiot even thinking...? This does not even make any sense. Even SNES games already did this right climbing only when holding up and it would cost nothing to also just have a toggle in the options. I only completed the game because I take challenges personally and tried doing it as fast as I could because this was not enjoyable at all. Now I can finally move on from this annoying crap.

brutally hard game, but the time investment is so low that you don't really care much when you die, time to try again!

It's fun, it's addictive, it'll break your heart, the songs will haunt your dreams, and so it goes.

Since you worked so hard to get here, I'll bet you're expecting a large reward.

Well, with all the time I've spent down here, I've come to realize a few things...

That the journey is its own reward and mastery is the greatest treasure of them all!

Just because my Steam hours are low doesn't mean my Switch hours aren't high. 300+ hours.

Of course I recommend Spelundky. One of the most famous roguelites. Brutal, but very satisfying to master.

I tried to get into spelunky 3 times over many years. The first two did get me, I think, because I got frustrated of being killed in the most unfair way possible.
On the third, I got good enough to get some progress, having solution and little game habits that made me progess.
And I got better and better, slowly. Learning how this and that are useful.
I just managed to beat the game for the firs time at 33 hours.
Spelunky isn't fun for 100 hours or 1000 hours. It gets fun for 1h, and then it asks you if you want to play another one.
I played 20+ roguelites and I can confidently say Spelunky is easily one of the best.

TLDR:
Buy it, no brainer. Once you learned to survive 5 min, it gets very, very fun.

i found my new binding of isaac

Not bad.

spelunky is an interesting game, its difficulty treads a fine line between fair and bullsh*t and the gameplay loop is fun and addicting so you just keep pushing until you get to that new area. spelunky is at times unfair, but it's also very rewarding, in a game where a single mistake can easily end your run managing to win is very accomplishing and satisfying, it's a game like no other.

It's challenging, and pushes you to learn from it and get better every time you start over.

peak game i say peak game

If you like a good challenge you'll enjoy this game.

my brother played this he became blind 10/10

Spunky

I have a skill issue but wanted to leave a bad review cause i die in the stupidest ways.

FUN

This is the hardest game I have ever played but I still beat it and it was really fun.

stop stealing my life it's supposed to be mine

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

It's a great game, but just get Spelunky 2 at this point. It's everything Spelunky is, but better.

Hear me out on Guy Spelunky...

Possibly my favorite game of all time?

outdated, play spelunky 2

Don't get the hired hands, please.

Peak Roguelike to have fun with or without friends, probably one of my best investments ever.

spawned in to get immediately telefragged by a croc man faster than human reaction times

THE IS FIRE!!! 🔥🔥🔥An amazing platformer game that has infinite replayability and many complications and nuances to keep you interested.

Speplunkiing

Fantastic little rougelike game, not that long but very difficult and packed full of content that will keep you coming back for more.

Fun game

The hours played here is a lie since I've played hundreds of hours of Spelunky on console as well. This game gave me exactly what I wanted, a difficult platformer that's different every time and full of secrets. One of my favorite games ever. Ideal for those who want a challenge.

I'm a little biased since this is the first video game I ever played and played it hours a day when I was younger, but truly, this game is worth the measly $10. This game is a truly spectacular 2D platformer, filled with surprises and a fun challenge. It gives you a journal to keep track of all the discoveries you've made throughout your playtime, letting you look back on all your accomplishments. Fair warning, it will take about a week or two to get used to controls if you mainly play ASWD games, and you will need to play it to get better at it. It is not too easy of a game. It seems silly, but this game really makes you feel like you're a cave adventurer travelling to the depths of hell to escape the cave.

basically a horror game

I don't really get the hype around Spelunky.
I had the first crash to Desktop when I tried to read the very first book for the first time. But that aside I simply can't get green with that game. Its not that I don't like digging games. Steamworld dig is a fantastic game, I loved to play. For me the whole mechanics of Spelunky feel kinda "boring". I don't feel any motivation to continue. It's just annoying to find out all the stuff from what you can lose HP. Yes there is a forced tutorial at the beginning of the game, but in the real game I always feel a little bit left alone. I see that it is the main concept to find out everything. But even though I already lost a lot of lives on that I still can't figure out how deep I cann fall without taking damage.
Alltogether I find it simply boring. Sorry.

Based and grug pilled game outside of dark levels, dark levels just suck

i like it

A really great roguelike, but feels a little dated. If i'm being honest just buy the second one.

This game is too hard for me bro :((((((((

I love this game. I love getting eaten out by snakes

I personally find the level design in the game to be quite absurd. There are far too many hazards that can quickly end your gameplay, whether it's an unexpected arrow trap or a sneaky spider dropping from above. Often, these dangers are so well hidden that spotting them in time becomes nearly impossible. Moreover, the lack of clear visual indicators for these menacing creatures only exacerbates the problem.

While I acknowledge that the game employs random generation, it's frustrating when the levels seem to lack coherence. At times, you may find yourself trapped with no apparent escape route, especially if you've exhausted your supply of bombs.

Additionally, the hitboxes for both the monsters and your attacks feel unreasonably unforgiving. It's all too common for an enemy to land a hit with pinpoint accuracy while you struggle to even make contact with them.

It's possible that my skills are simply lacking, but the game's design fails to keep me engaged. The unforgiving nature of the challenges presented often feels more frustrating than fun,

I'm sure 99% of people don't read the reviews. So you may not know that Naruto can be a bit harsh sometimes. You may not know this, but Naruto also grew up without a father. In fact, he never met either of his parents and never had any friends.

BEST GAME EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

good

I hate/love/hate the shopkeeper

Never thought a game could almost be as tilting as 'League of Legends' but here we are.