Revelations 2012

Well I don't know how the game was exactly BEFORE all the updates because I didn't played it back then, but after the updates I must say that the game is not really that terrible, I definetely played much worse games... Still it is a very mediocre game, so don't expect a masterpiece if you don't want to be totally disappointed.

An absolute must-play. You will never look at video games the same again. Grab three friends you want to subject to the video game equivalent of the world's shittiest B-movie, and lower the lap bar on the torture coaster. This vaguely racist romp through a different time has provided me with several experiences integral to my understanding and appreciation of video games. If you never play another video game again, make sure the last one you play is Revelations 2012.

It is a bad game, but good game.

In the same way as films such as The Room or FoodFight are bad but enjoyable due to this fact, so is this game.
Do not go into it expecting to be a serious experience.
Get some friends and play this co-op and you will enjoy yourself.

Graphics= 5/10
Gameplay=10/10
Major Boss Fights = 10/10
Sounds= 1/10
Left4Dead Clone = 10/10

Yes i do recomend this game.
But do play with friends or theres no point.

Also watch out for traps.....there everywhere

No. Just no, I absolutely recommend you take your money elsewhere. I only bought it because it looked so bad I HAD to see for myself just how awful it was. It's great that the developers actually had the drive and resources to release their own game built on top of an engine that is already questionable at best when used by people other than VALVe. I hope one day to release my own game, so they have done more than I have hoped to do. However, that does not excuse them from not taking their time to actually think about if it was a good idea or not and make sure it would be playable before charging the public actual money for it. That said, it is hard to believe anyone could have actually released this game in good faith, but what's done is done.

This game doesn't deserve the hate that it gets. Sure, it's a blatant Left 4 Dead ripoff but it's enjoyable and adds some things to the formula such as boss encounters, puzzles and traps. It's thoroughly enjoyable with friends, reviewers solely jumped on the bullshit bandwagon created by people who didn't go into the game with an open mind, they immediately knocked it for being a L4D clone and didn't truly give the game a chance.

It's unpolished but it has charm, it feels a lot like older games as well in terms of both weapons and visuals. If you're going to play this game, make sure you have friends to play it with otherwise it will obviously not be as enjoyable just as L4D was.

Definitely worth a purchase when it's on sale. Give this game an honest try before you knock it just because that's what the bandwagoners say.

One of the few games where I can dance and slide around at the same time!
The best possible improvement they could have made with this game is giving the player the ability to permanently dance while still allowing the to slide and also add in the ability to shoot while dancing. The blurry text in the "Lore" option isn't that big of an issue, nor are the gross graphics (Because gameplay over graphics right?... That said... The gameplay is worthy of the graphics...)

10/10 Would Safety Dance Slide Again.

Revelations 2012 is definitely a game of the year of a sort.
It's a rollercoaster of emotions, sometimes you feel bad and sometimes tormented.

It's a great game to demonstrate that something can definitely be worse, when you feel like life sucks.

One of the worts Left 4 Dead clone to have surfaced on Steam Market.
Your better off staying with Left 4 Dead than wasting your money and time on this Game.

2/10 Verdict: Shameful

Ps: Some mayan history is best forgotten and this game is something that you don't need to remember.

You're the type of gamer who enjoyed numerous hours of Left 4 Dead 1 & 2 and now looking for something different but similar at the same time. To you Revelations 2012 seems like an alternative! But beware! 2012 might not be the year the world ended as predicted by the Mayans but your computer's life might end if you install this game...

If you're in desperate need for revelations in life you will find one in this game : it is the worst Left 4 Dead clone ever made! But saying that is not enough! It is just the worst game of 2012.

Now does this sounds like a REVELATION to you?

Rating:
2.0

This game is only recommended if you have a close friend to play it with. This game should be played by all. Also the creators might be racist since Corey called the Mayans a racial slur for someone from Pakistan used in the U.K... where Corey is from.

I gave $5 to racists to buy this game for my friend and I and we finished it with a newfound strength in our friendship. 10/10 would donate to racists again.

What the hell the last two campaign are still locked 0/10 don't buy B^(

this was horrible...ungodly horrible the first major boss is overly easy for a god.. even on the hardest seting it was easy avoid this game if you like your self even a little

This HAS to be the WORST game in my library.

First of all, this is a Left 4 Dead rip off. Left 4 Dead was fantastic. This is not.

Each character is some bland emotionless person who you have no backstory of. They have absolutely no expressions to what is happening. Getting your guts ripped out by poorly animated enemies? Oh who cares! Boulder about to run you over? OH WHO FUCKING CARES! Each of them has the most horrible voice acting I have ever heard. Oh, and these 4 people are just normal human beings. Why just them? Shouldn't there be like millions of humans alive?! There is nothing special about them! They aren't super heroes or such! They are normal human beings!

Now for the actual game itself. Right from the start you know you have stepped in shit once you see the horrifying textures and graphics that look like barely any work was put into them.

The enemies are not creepy or menacing at all. The scariest part about them is the effort put into them. They run at you like they are prancing in the meadow and every single one of them says the exact same thing, every single one of them is differant. The levels are poorly designed. You will either be lost with no clue where to go or you might as well just put them in a hallway and tell them to reach the end.

The weapons are bad. They are just some laser weapons that go "PEW PEW" and that is pretty much it. The ammo system takes like 5 hours to even figure out as ALL the ammo looks almost the same. The differant weapons show no differance at all. They all look almost the same and their secondary attack takes forever to find out.

Back to the main characters, the models are just some human in a white suit. Why a white suit? We don't know! It's never explained!

The AI is terrible, enemies will be seen running into walls and they will sometimes glitch out and not move.

Bosses are annoying cause they all do a set of about 3 moves.

Now to the worst part of it all. Content.

What content? You are shown SIX levels, each with 4 parts. How many levels do you really get to play? Only half.

Oh, and the credits at the end of the third one absolutely seals the deal. They are just a bunch of stock images of mayan temples. They then try to "Educate" you on the mayans.

The multiplayer VS is hideous. It is pretty much a RTS type thing in which you need to destroy an objective. But it gets REALLY boring, really quick.

This game is NOT worth the money. It shouldn't even be on steam. It is by far one of the worst games I have EVER played.

I've played an entire hour of this horrid game and have come to the relization that it's probably in the running for worst game ever. Any positive review to this game is either sarcastic or has been written by some one who has taken more then a few blows to the head. This steam pile has been shameless ripped off of Left 4 dead, (Which was a good game I'd remind you), and crapped out a terrible, terrible, awful, game that can only be apperitated on a lethal dose of black tar herion. To truly understand how terrible this game is, feel free to look into the face of one of the first enemies you meet, daze at the stoned unblinking expresison that he always, always displays because the creators only programed one facial expression. You can also listen to the horrible voice acting of the unlikable characters that you are forced to play as using the same method of randomly speaking isn L4D (it's clear that they decided they might go all the way on the ripping off someone elses game). The story of this torture device disguised as a game is a boring and cliche filled story pulled out of the "writers'" assholes, including the mayans (cleverly disguised as aztecs because the writers are racist to long dead civilizations as well as dicks) and crystal skulls which were no doubt based on the Indiana Jones movie that everyone hated and I assume that the makers of this programed abortion were in the same mind set. It should be noted that this game is the first "game" made by the company Dark Artz Entertainments which is a slur in some third-world contries. While some game creators start slow in the great race of greatness, Dark Fartz (aren't I a genius) have fallen over, brained themselves on the black top, and killed at least two onlookers. In 2012, a lot of thick people thought that the world would end, it didn't, but we got revenlations 2012 instead, perhaps that's what the bullshit prophecy was really warning about, and if that's the case I wish we all were killed.

In conclusion, don't buy this game, unless you hate yourself. Then I can only say cheer up mate, you'll get over her.

If I personally see anyone who's bought this game other than me because I'm a blinding idiot, I will personally come to your house, and force you to play 11 hours of Barbie Horse Adventures. Once your mind is weak and feeble, I will then force you to explain in detail, what the hell possessed you to buy one of the worst L4D Knock Off's you'll ever see.

Terrible bland weapons, incomprehensible level design, VO that sounds like it was done with a microphone that costs less than a bag of crisps, and A NUDE SKIN FOR A GUYS SISTER. SERIOUSLY. WHY.

There is a certain poetry to even the worst videogame. A game like Rogue Warrior or Bad Rats is still entertaining in the same way that watching an automobile accident is entertaining, it's a "my goodness, just look at this" sort of spectacle. It draws you in, compels you to watch, and in doing so it keeps you entertained. There is value, however little, in that. After all, what is a game's purpose if not to entertain?

There is another type of game, however, one that doesn't sink so low as to become "so bad it's good", nor does it rise high enough to become decent, or even mediocre. It commits the worst kind of media sin: It is boring. Revelations 2012 isn't terrible in the way that Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is terrible. Revelations has interesting environments (the jungle setting is fairly well detailed and is a nice change of pace from most shooters), the weapons are ok (the shotgun analog weapon is particularly fun to shoot, especially when you get the powerup that increases your rate of fire), and being a Source Engine game it runs fairly well even when it throws a huge amount of enemies onto your screen. The problem is that Revelations 2012 is boring.

I recently played a three player co-op game of Revelations 2012. Even after we were able to jump over the technical hurdles required to get the game running, there was that initial "hey, we're in co-op, talking to each other while we're shooting at enemies, cool" excited feeling, but that very quickly settled into thoughts of "why are we doing this?". We just sort of lost our drive to continue.

I have around 70GB of video recorded of the game session, and I am really having a very difficult time coming up with the motivation required to edit it. Much of the footage is the three of us just running around shooting at enemies. There wasn't a lot to talk about once you mentioned the basics, because you can mention everything of interest in Revelations 2012 in about 15 seconds.

If playing Bad Rats is the equivalent of watching Troll 2, than Revelations 2012 is the equivalent of watching four hours of uneventful city hall budget meetings on public access.

An incredibly fun Left 4 Dead clone that, for a while at least, was patching itself like mad to add more content/bugfix a rocky launch. Developers have been quiet for a little bit now, but my hope is that it means they're knuckling down to lock in the new campaigns the menu teases.

thubms upp this reccomendaton if ure playing revelotion 2012 in 2013 #yoloswag #200%nigga
ancient mayan niggas be wack dawg

Tl;dr: Avoid this like the plague. It will break into your house and rape your family. Otherwise, read below.

I bought this game during the summer sale for less than $2 as an impulse purchase and out of curiosity (what the hell, it's 2012). However, what I didn't realize is when the Mayans predicted an apcolypse this year, they may have been talking about this game.

First off, I should have known something was up when AVG detected the exe of this abomination as a virus. Sure, AVG gets lot's of false positives, but it's ironic that even it could tell that this game is a piece of shit.

Basically, it's a glorified Left 4 Dead 2 mod with more Mayans, less zombies, and less fun. It uses the same engine and the "developers" didn't even bother to change the user interface, apart from some aesthetics (font).

I can find freely downloadable mods that are better than this piece of crap; what gives these guys the rights to charge for it?

I'm honestly surprised Valve didn't sue the creators for violating their intellectual property rights; maybe they would've if the game itself wasn't such a joke. Still funny that they were somehow allowed to sell on Steam while other, better Left 4 Dead mods are free and of better quality.

The game, level, and character design is a joke. The AI is the same as in Left 4 Dead, only worse. Your team will stand in traps and get themselves killed. Weapons are too weak and enemies deal too much damage, even on normal.

Some of the developers have profiles on Steam, and haven't even completed the game or got all of the achievements. That's how much this sucks.

So yeah, shame on me for not researching before buying. At least I only lost a couple of cokes from a vending machine...I feel sorry for the people who paid the full $10 for something that really should never have been sold on Steam at all (shame on Valve for that).

God Tier Game 6/5
- Excellent Graphics
- Immersive Storyline
- Extensive Creativity In Weaponry
- The Community Is Golden
- Innovative Gameplay
- This Game Changes The World

Cons:
- Revelations 2012

This game is by far one of the worst things I have ever played. IN. MY. LIFE. Honestly the makers of this game should be bound and gagged, tied to the bottom of a flatbed truck facing down, gang banged 24/7 by a team of mayans with genetically enlarged cocks for a month, then force fed pellets of C4 in the shape of sex toys, all culminating to being shot in the head with frag rounds from a USAS shotgun on full auto. This will all be broadcasted live on all channels and across the internet in every country.