Vampire Survivors

What an amazing game... Normally i don't play this kind of games, indie, arcade graphics, "simple games" but, I try the free version on Android and now, I buy the steam version with all DLC and I'm excited that, I will have tons of hours of fun... The replayability its awesome, I'm really addicted to this game. I fully recommend buy it with all dlcs. You won't regret it.

There's nothing better than mowing down hordes of endless enemies. Would definitely recommend. Not the most difficult game but it's fun to unlock new content and grow more powerful over time.

Possibly one of the most addictive games i have played in years.

The dev did a good job but man im sure they didnt expect the game being such a hit.

Def gotta check yourself cause you can play it for hours and not realize half the day passed you by .

All the collabs from Castlvania to Contra are great and makes it just as if not more fun to play.

The absolute pinnacle Survivor title that constantly delivers more and more, the deeper into the endgame you get. Do yourself a favor and just follow the unlocks list to really cut into this massive game. There is just so much to discover, and I can't rate it high enough.

I Didn’t Think I’d Like It… Now I Can’t Stop

Vampire Survivors didn’t sound like my kind of game. Bullet hell? Auto-attacks? Roguelike stuff? Hard pass.
But a friend swore by it, so I gave it a shot…

…and now I’ve lost hours of my life mowing down pixel monsters like it’s my full-time job.

Once it clicks, you’re in. The chaos ramps up fast, the upgrades are addicting, and unlocking new characters and weapons keeps the loop feeling fresh. One second you're like, "I'll just do a quick run," and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your screen is a glowing mess of lasers, explosions, and flying rotisserie chickens.

It’s cheap, runs on basically any toaster, and somehow manages to be both brain-off and brain-on at the same time. Pure dopamine.

If you’re even slightly curious, just play it. You’ll thank me later or curse me when you realize you’ve “accidentally” sunk hours into it!

you know that a game is good when your ART TEACHER has over 200 hours on it..
Yes, this is something that i didn't know until i asked him.
10/10 game, would survive some vampires again.

I'm not saying that Vampire Survivors is the best game ever made... but I'm not NOT saying that either. It is, though, without a doubt, the best $5 you'll spend on video games in your life.

Having sooooo much Fun with this Game. steam Deck, PC, Switch, PS5 must play no matter what device.

I put way too much time into this game and I am still not done. getting all achievements was an absolute roller coaster. pretty cool game if you ask me. Also I don't like Sammy.

Basically started the genre and is still going strong.

I love this game and own it on all the different platforms I could buy it on to help support the devs. It’s amazing all the updates that keep coming to this game. I love it

It's a great time killer and dopamine injector in one game. I discovered this game after playing League of Legends' Swarm Mode last year and looked for similar games. Best thing I ever did last year It will feel a bit frustrating at first, but once you clear more stages and unlock more items, it's over and you're already hooked.

This game is a cozy game. So you die and there's vampires. You just walk around and enjoy the scenery, becoming comically overpowered. It's my way to relax and I love it.

Saw a guy playing this on his Mac and I thought "Huh what a lame looking game"
But I kept watching, something about it was interesting to look at. Few minutes later I was genuinely hooked and had to try it, and now I can't stop playing it. You can add 50 more hours from my other account. This game is awesome!

Fun reverse bullet hell with an insane amount of unlockable content and deep interconnected secrets.

great rogue game my greatest disappointment was cherry bomb panda getting to overpowered and crashing my computer.
i honesty was surprised it didnt happen sooner fireworks were lit 5/5

The best roguelike out there for 5 dollars USD!
Why are you reading this and not buying and enjoying this game?

Go ahead, stop reading, and just buy this game!

Easily one of the top two things of cultural value to come out of Italy depending on your opinions of food. Get rekt rome

Pure dopamine simulator with tons of content for very low prices. Just get it, it's great!

Vampire Survivors is a super solid game which has done a lot to create this new genre, so much that many will call similar games "survivors" or "VS-likes." Gameplay is a mix of second-to-second decisions, long-term theorycrafting, and tremendous feelings of success when a build barely survives a tough wave, or is able to reach insane heights of power. Tons of content in the base game, and each of the DLCs have been well worth the asking price.
Cross-save is the cherry on the cake, allowing me to port my mobile save with more progress over to Steam. The game is a natural mobile title but it will be nice to have both available with the same progress.

Another game that takes me back to the early 80's with likes of Robotron.
Its simple, its easy, its got a multitude of weapon combo's and characters.
Its got over 200 achievements if your into those, very reminiscent of The Binding of Isaac
with a rogue game play core.

Pick up, have a blast for 15 mins, find stuff, collect stuff, unlock stuff.
Its being constantly updated, free stuff, more things to kill.
Oh its also got vampire things in it...

If you love manageable time sinks that are fun, immersive, with great soundtracks, and endless replayability; this is the game for you. These guys are pumping out free DLC of hours worth of content like every quarter. It is insane. Easily one of the best games I've played value-wise.

I booted up Vampire Survivors expecting a casual time. Next thing I know, it's 3 a.m., I'm surrounded by 10,000 skeletons, my screen is a fireworks display of garlic, birds, and Bible circles, and my GPU is screaming in Latin.

Do I understand what's happening? No.
Am I having the time of my life? Absolutely.
Did I just evolve a pigeon into a nuclear dove of death? You bet I did.

This game turns you from "please don't hurt me" to "I am the bullet hell" in 20 minutes flat.

And yeah, this review was written by an AI. But just like this game, I'm borderline sentient and addicted to shiny numbers flying everywhere.

Buy it. Play it. Ascend.

🕹️💀🕊️🔥

Amazing game, with endless builds to try, dozens of weapons to unlock, and lots of characters to try. I like that you can kind of pick how hard you want the game to be with the "curse" mechanic. Def give it a try, it's really cheap, too.

This is video game brainrot. A complete waste of time, and offensive to the human spirit. Playing it makes you feel like a hollow husk of a person, as if you had just lost another weekend to your drug addiction.

The moment it clicks and you have your Run of Runs, you're not going to want to put it down.

very addicting. when everyone was super into it when it was new it looked boring and not like my cup of tea so i never tried it, just recently gave it a shot. it's peak

This game is a liar and a thief!!
Where are the Vampire?!

10/10, Would 100% again

Bought this game without knowing anything about it. Best decision ever. One of the most fun games i ever played. Lots of nostalgia and a lot of play-ability. So many unlocks that require different challenges to be completed. I hope they continue to release more or an entire new game.

I'm absolutely addicted to this game!! Just one more round I tell myself at midnight on work night

Ah, a game of timeless grace, A treasure for all ages to embrace. A masterpiece of wondrous craft, In every heart, its echoes draft. Upon it, all may freely play, Be it dusk or bright of day. On humble machines or mighty gear, Its joy transcends both far and near. An ageless gem, forever bright, In every soul, it sparks delight.

anyway, the game is fun to play. Recommended highly :)

This game shouldn't be as fun as it is, but it is. Essentially you use only WASD and enter, collect treasures, and it still makes for a fun experience. It's a 30 minute per run, so it makes for a great game for a lecture or for listening to an album or a podcast in the background. Don't read too much about it, go in it blind, and have fun. It's pretty cheap as well.

Just be warned you may very well see the gems when you close your eyes. For the most part, this a normal player experience for this game.

It's a pretty good little "idle"(? idk the genre for this type of game, but i feel like this game invented it) game where you just walk around and let your character auto attack while you gather pickups and create an interesting build.

Join game. kill bat. bat kill me. reset. strong now. die anyway. bat turn into skeleton. skeleton kill me. reset. kill skeleton.

that is the loop for 30 minutes over and over again. big enemy big attack. half the time idk whats going on. i love it

10/10

Purchased originally for the iOS and Android, had a great time. Needed to the VS for the Steam Deck.

This game created a new genre of games and influenced the likes of Hades, Death Must Die, Deep Star Galactic: Survivor and many more reverse bullet hell ARPG shooters.

If you haven't dipped your toe in this game yet, you really need to give the base game a try, or snag it on a Steam Sale. It was a lot cheaper back in the day, but you'll be paying pennies for the hours of entertainment the game provides.

Funny game, haha.
Bright collors, make the gamba addicts go brrrrrrrrrrr

Only play this game with moderation or if you have free time or else your productivity will nose dive.

Also, this guy is really a fan of Castlevania, which is a plus. Go buy the DLC, too. It's really high-quality.

If he mess up in the future, I'll change the review.

Dopamine simulator where you massacre hundreds of thousands of monsters under the pretense of finding a vampire that never appears in-game. 10/10, would have my crusade forcibly ended by the reaper himself again.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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It makes it more fun to play multiplayer with controllers. I played a lot with my little cousins.

Absolute masterpiece, a lesson of game design.

This is a true jewel, the game is simple enough, yet so deep.
Everything it does, it executes perfectly. You start the game with the bare minimum, even the menu is empty, and slowly unlock new features that surprise you and reshape the game as you knew it... It just keeps getting better and better.

10/10 game.

AAA games are temporary, Vampire Survivors is forever.

Best fun to price ratio I have found so far. It only cost a few bucks and has given me countless hours of enjoyable play time.

Very fun, introduced me to the rogue-lite format about two years ago. Now I am addicted to playing knockoffs of this game. Would recommend to everybody. :)

I didn't think I would like this game, but I started playing it with my brother and my husband and we all had an absolute blast. The game is also simple enough that my 6 year old can play. Fun for all ages.

crazy boring and blank compared to its niche-neighbours (say, brotato)
if you're up for the most chill experience with no demand for the brain (and hands, too, later on) this is just what you need

Dopamine generator the game

It starts a little slow but the second you get that run where you feel invincible and see all those numbers rise, it just clicks. One more run turns into the sun rising and that feel good chemical making you feel all accomplished.

There is so much content to work through that it makes it amazing value for money. I've got over 60 hours in the game and still have so many things to unlock in the game.

Definite recommend

A very slow start and quality-of-life features that needs to be unlocked for some reason, But overall a great quality time playing this game.
Builds that impacts each other based on weapon, attribute, and character; makes for a primo game for minmaxxers and uber-optimizers, but keeping us adhd brainers engaed by making mix-n-match playstyles still viable w/ enough skill.

Easy to get into, great game to play mindlessly after a hard day of work.

I never thought I’d get into a game like Vampire Survivors. Bullet hell, auto-attacks, and roguelike elements? Not really my thing. But a friend recommended it, so I gave it a shot. Now it’s one of my go to games on my Steam Deck.

It’s one of those games that just clicks once you start playing. The progression feels great, unlocking new characters and weapons keeps things fresh, and the sheer chaos of a full build in the late game is ridiculously satisfying. It’s easy to pick up for a quick session.

If you’re on the fence, just try it. It’s cheap, runs on practically anything, and somehow manages to be both mindless and strategic at the same time. Perfect for when you just want to zone out and mow down hordes of enemies.

Really solid roguelike that's surprisinly addicting. Progression and sense of accomplishment feels amazing and all the different weapon choices are great.

Can't go wrong with this game