Thief Simulator VR

this veery boring wat ta fak dont buy only for one euro

This title is a virtual reality masterpiece. It has tons of moments that are hilarious, but also is very in depth and immersive that makes for a pretty complete title. More sophisticated than you’d expect, but over all not to difficult. For the best experience I recommend using a Kat VR treadmill with a flip down seat module. The only annoyance is getting your height set properly, but everything seems great once you’ve gotten that down.

just buy the normal one the vr one is a buggy mess and will do things like break a window when you're just trying to put a item out it and the ai will always guess where you are even if you sneak

PLEASE update this game! Its been 2 whole ass years and through my time playing i've fallen through the floor, had tenants see me through walls, my right hand stop working, found a duplication glitch. (go to the stash, pull out your bag navigate to loot, stash the item you wanna dupe whilst holding your bag, grab the item from your bag, and you'll have 2 of that item one in your hand one in the stash). Please i love this game, its upsetting that its been neglected for like 2 years, and doesnt get the DLC support the flatscreen version does.

Runs like utter dog inspite of the fact it has such jarring aliasing it looks as if somebody rendered it by cutting out the shapes with a fucking handsaw. The lighting? It appears as if someone used the mspaint fill tool to render the shadows. Wtf was the budget for this piece of shit? A Ukrainian developer with a 2011 EeePC? Now I get why this piece of utter garbage was $2.47, that's already 4 times the entire gross budget. The controls? It's as if they got a fucking toddler to play with a controller and said "map these please". I'm not trying to play fucking twister with my fingers to equip my crowbar. Also, the inventory system is fucking ass and its easier to thread a needle through the developers ass crack than to take things from your belt. The NPCs in this shit have fucking telescopic xray vision and can hear a whisper from like 7km away, then your fuckass game fades to black as if I'm supposed to care, instead of any interesting evasion mechanic. Fuck this stupid ass game.

Can't make black skin

somehow had a save that was at the end game and it gave me a bunch of achievements

Issues in so many departments; false advertisement, game bugs, game crashes, etc.

First of all: I thought I was going to be playing a free roam sandbox game where I can just goof off. But no, even when the game advertises that I was forced to follow a story and couldn't just break into random houses and start stealing like I thought I was going to be able to.

This game looked so much more tactical and stealthy on the store page, when it's just as simple as buying information off of a computer and breaking into houses where no one is even there.

After I played this game for less than 45 minutes (couldn't even rob 3 houses), I encountered a bug where I could not play the game at all and would crash on startup. Tried every single solution in the book to try to fix it, and it didn't work. Will be refunding.

good for a stealth vr game, gets a bit grindy and weird, but still an alright game.

I'm not sure why I picked this game up. I think I got it pretty cheap, not sure. I hope so anyway.

I get what they were going for, and I could see it being fun, but it just didn't hook me. I enjoyed that there was a story to follow that introduced you to the games skills and upgraded your gear, but I just found the gameplay to be boring. Lots of waiting around, running from the cops because you got seen, even though you were practically laying on the floor crawling under a window at night. Controls felt kinda wonky. I had to physically stand up twice to not crouch, the look at item identifying sorta worked. Too many issues.

Some things were fun about it though, lockpicking was neat, throwing loot in the backpack, breaking windows. The driving was surprisingly good, except when my hands suddenly found themselves not on the wheel and all of a sudden I'm going in the opposite direction. This was an issue particularly when backing up, trying to line up real nice in that parking space.

The graphics are just terrible and I didn't feel like I was in an actual neighborhood. The pictures are kinda misleading. And there are just too many good VR games out there to waste any more time on this game.

Thief Simulator Early levels are Real fun, becuase they are play-tested

After Richie, the entire game just falls part, with people seeing you through I shit you not. EIGHT walls.
and rushing to you and calling the cops because they hear "non-existant" noises.

the game gets real frusterating. The Hacking laptops don't detect inputs half the time, and if you so much as move an inch everyone in the area will know exactly where you are and call the cops immedatly. save your money. its a clunky nightmare

The early game: 7/10
The Mid-Later game: 2/10

love it

black simulator

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☑ all

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Where my hands at💀💀💀

good game

I was a bit sceptic at first, due to the mixed reviews. But the game turned out to be a lot of fun. And in all honestly, for 1.7€, it's the best VR deal I've had so far with all the big VR titles barely accessable below 10€.

NPC animations and spawn/despawn can be a bit buggy at times, but everything (the driving mechanics and all) are so well done. And besides, basically free. So stop being greedy for those pennies and give it a go, you might find yourself having a good time :)

loads game up, missing hands, restarts missing right hand, restarts stuck on first mission, restarts nope actually just turn game off, good $2 game,

it lets me throw tvs out the window and then jump out the window without breaking the tv or my legs! 11/10

its not the best vr game and the graphics settings are confusing. the controls kinda suck. the game sometimes runs good and sometimes it does not. its better to just play the desktop version of the game.this game was not what i thought but i cant complain i basically got it free with cooking simulator vr. it would have been cooler if the game had better controls and mechanics to it and less confusing graphics settings. its not the worst or the best vr game iv played. 5 out of 10 i dont think ill play it again i cant recommend this game until the fix some stuff first. maybe one day ill try it again and try and get use to it.

9/10
pros cons
.stole a goobers flat screen cant shoot goobers with a AK 47 forgrip extended mag

bad irl sim

Every time i launch the game in VR i'm halfways underground and i can't do anything to change that. It makes this shit unplayable. Thank god i only payed 2 dollars for it.

the driving and vehicle system is more detailed than the rest of the game

The game overall feels buggy, yet also very fun.

Terrible asf yet fun asf

very fun hard to put down simulator game

Buggy...
But if on Sale, it's a STEAL
:)

Game is buggy as hell, and mostly in annoying or actually bad ways. Got stuck on quest "Steal jewelry from 107", cause the game didnt register me stealing it, even though i did it 5 different times, in different ways. Otherwise, the game is honestly fun, i love the sneaking aspect and the fact i can know where they are by marking them. Alot less buggy than the standalone version, so thats good. 7/10, will continue playing.

i love this game, its really fun, i just find it scummy how its separated from the original thief simulator

this game looks good but the problem i have with it is alot of it is a waiting simulator like you have to wait 10 mins just for some people to leave and magically the police show up i played this game 15 times tryna beat 1 level
if this game had a feature to speed up time it would be better
5.5/10

steal.

Played this game for a little bit. The controls were annoying to set up and somewhat confusing. After I figured out the controls I finally got the play the game, which lagged every time I opened up my steamvr overlay. The AI pathing feels really poor and most of the time your hands get stuck on things. If your hands aren't stuck you aren't applying enough force to do something. Honestly I don't see why this should be a standalone game.
3/10, don't recommend.

now i can rob houses in games too!

Game was ported AWFULLY. The features barely work as intended and some of the main features such as the car occasionally cease to exist. The english is awful from time to time, with major typos, and nonsense sentences. This game has the potential, but needs ENORMOUS bug fixes. Just feels like a waste of money.

tried playing and it worked well, had to go through settings to change a few things such as left hand being move and the pointer as the game automatically makes the other hand thats not the pointer the move stick and restarting the tutorial resets the settings you just did.

was able to get past the tutorial into the first mission however the game spawned me outside in the road rather than where i was suppose to be for the crowbar (i simply walked over and in) then when it said to get in the car, the car was seemingly missing. I did load checkpoint in hope that it was just a one-time bug but the car still was not there.

Baltimore Simulator

as a long time lover of the original game, i can safely say that i'm enjoying this a lot more than the original. i got it on sale for under 5$ and for that price this is a must buy. its basically the entire original game, but in VR. it can be a little buggy at times but it's not too bad.

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Love this game it was really really fun I enjoyed finishing the entire game it was extremely challenging

It's not loading in WMR. Just hangs a black screen without sound. Who knows how to fix it?

i dont understand, what is the problem.
the game runs great, it looks okay, grabbing works fine and the crowbar stays in it's place,

how about people start Understanding giving serious review.

i'm starting to understand why it's so hard for dev's to complete games now a days

and dev's if you see this i love this game, keep up the good work :)

I get to roleplay as my uncle

just bad

i love it...hope the 2nd one gets VR as well!

why isnt this included with the main game

Can't recommend this one. Graphics are barely acceptable, night time is too dark with no brightness adjustment, picking up items is glitchy, crowbar keeps on dropping, npcs walk with no animations, and steering the vehicle doesn't work half the time. All in hardly an hour of playtime. I guess this game did succeed in one thing only: stealing an hour of my life. Turns out the devs were the real thieves all along.

neh its ok not the best not the worst

Absolute dogshit

Good