Space Cows

Wanna get naked and dive into some zero gravity cow-themed space shooter action? Yeah, you do! With a beloved cow that needs saving, a laser-scoped plunger at your side and nothing but bubbles between your butt and the enemy, what more do you even need to ask for? Let’s do this!
You are Best Regards, a farmer who cares way more about his cows than the average joe. When some dastardly suits come and steal your fave moo-moo, Betsy, you ain’t havin’ this, so naturally, you dress up as a cow, fool those thieves and slip right into their base.
Turns out the thieves are running some weird, mootant filled space-station! But enough distractions, you’ve woken up naked, found a conveniently scoped plunger-weapon, and have a cow to steal back. It’s MOOSACRE time, baby.
We’re in Zero-G, baby! In Space Cows you ain’t just savin’ Betsy, you’re fendin’ off bad guys left right and center with nothin’ but butt bubbles and your skills. And that ain’t all, the environment has loads of tricks just waitin’ to get you - from gravity waves to fire nozzles to poisonous mootant nests! YOWZA!!!
Betsy ain’t the only cow that’ll need saving in this game! For the completionists out there, the game is filled with minigames - If you manage to git good at these, you can save Betsy’s cow-friends and rack up crazy scores that don’t mean anything at all!!! Unless you’re awesome. Score is life.
Space Cows isn’t all cheese though, it’ll curdle your blood, milk your skills for all they’re worth, and pasteurize your insides with intense gameplay and a simple goal: Save Betsy! So get naked, lather up in butter, grab that plunger and get weird!