Разработчик: Censored
Описание
Контент содержит ненормативную лексику. 18+
Симулятор тюремных загадок. Реалистичная игра от первого лица. Наглядный тест-подготовка.
Твой персонаж попал в тюремную камеру к отпетым заключенным, и его задача спасти своё очко пройдя тест из загадок. Ну или стать петухом, никто не запрещает!
Хотя эта игра более тюремный сюрвайвл где ты должен спасти своё очко.
10 тюремных загадок, до 50 новых загадок в обновлениях!
Для большего реализма, ты не сможешь выйти из игры пока не победишь! Ты можешь выйти из меню, не попав еще в камеру, но из камеры уже дороги обратно не будет. Ибо как в жизни, пока ты не победишь проблемы, от проблем не уйти. А в тюрячке темболее. Ты остался наедине с заключенными, и они устраивают тебе проверку. И делай теперь что хочешь, выкручивайся как хочешь, но ты от них не убежишь.
Поддерживаемые языки: russian
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-Bit)
- Processor: i7
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 660
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 600 MB available space
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 11
Отзывы пользователей
Не знаю как у других, но у меня эта игра крашится каждую минуту.
Even if there was an English translation, I don't think I'd enjoy this. It comes down to a multiple choice game set in prison, where answering incorrectly makes you go back to the start, sort of like a memory game if you get the right order of answers memorized.
That's literally it, don't know what else to say, just not fun at all.
changed a me life,,,,
ЕСТЬ ДВА СТУЛА is a very poorly made, poor taste joke game about the Russian prison system. It's an insincerely made game where you simply answer around 10 multiple choice questions in Russian... yeah, there's no English translation, but the language of bad games is universal.
Answer any question wrong and you "lose" (becoming a victim of the prison system). That's all there is to this. They want money to ask you 10 dumb, profanity laden questions. If there was ever an argument for Valve implementing some quality and decency standards on Steam, this is it.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision.
The controls can't be customised because the game has such a dumbed down, simplified interface that it's just point and click stuff like a browser/Flash game. The fact that the interface is this dumbed down might be seen as a problem in itself, however... this is a fairly shallow experience if you're the kind of gamer that likes to play games with deep, rich control schemes and interaction. You'll get none of that here.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The game never really caught on with the millions of gamers on Steam, with a very low peak player count close to launch, and then just a handful of players launching this game every couple of days. This is undoubtedly caused by factors such as those raised in this review. It's always helpful with buying decisions to consider how popular and successful the product is, and unfortunately while this did accumulate a few participation trophy reviews, overall, people just aren't using it.
So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?
ЕСТЬ ДВА СТУЛА is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
in the end, i dont think my cellmates liked me very much :/ it probably wouldve helped if i could understand what they were telling me but oh well
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Censored |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 19.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 86% положительных (44) |