Разработчик: Porcelain Fortress
Описание
Как насчет того, чтобы взять реванш и победить друзей в игре про саму жизнь?
Теперь вы можете побить своих более успешных друзей — в этом симуляторе жизни. Чтобы выиграть, нужно продвигаться по карьерной лестнице, учиться и сохранять здравомыслие. Может показаться, что это просто, но работа и напряженная учеба заставят напрячься даже самых «железных» из ваших друзей. Вы поймете, что значит «ни минуты покоя»!
Главные особенности:
Можно играть вчетвером за одним ПК.
Игра онлайн с друзьями (или незнакомцами).
Одиночная игра против компьютера (Skynet, берегись!).
Поддержка клавиатуры, мыши и контроллеров (поддерживается режим «дай другому поиграть»).
Чтобы одержать верх, придется выполнять задания, накладывать заклятия на друзей и заводить питомцев.
Вы сможете украсить квартиру и отстойными, и классными предметами.
Обучайте своего персонажа, приобретайте опыт работы и играйте на фондовом рынке.
Можно играть спокойно, в мирном режиме, без всяких заклятий.
На выбор — семь разных аватаров.
Отличный оригинальный саундтрек.
Множество достижений!
Поддерживаемые языки: english, german, french, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, japanese, spanish - latin america, icelandic, thai
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows 8
- Процессор: 1.5GHZ +
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 512 MB VRAM Intel HD 4000 / GeForce 200 Series / Radeon HD 4000 Series
- DirectX: версии 10
- Место на диске: 2 GB
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: Dual Core 2.3 GHZ
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1024 MB VRAM
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 2 GB
Mac
- ОС: Mac OSX 10.8+
- Процессор: 1.5GHZ +
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 512 MB VRAM
- Место на диске: 2 GB
- ОС: Mac OSX 10.8+
- Процессор: Dual Core 2.3 GHZ
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1024 MB VRAM
- Место на диске: 2 GB
Отзывы пользователей
fun reimagining of an old sierra dos game called jones in the fast lane
Really great game to play with friends or play online with others and have loads of fun.
worth the price
recommended if you have irl friends cus the online server is kinda dead
If u are chill guy, this game is not for u.
In this game your degree matters and you can get a good job! Buy a car and pay your debts!
Everything i want in real life 10/10
who needs to clothes to become a successful person. 9/10
Bought this for all of my friends during the Steam Winter Sale. Definitely glad that I did. Fun and easy once you get the hang of things. Sure, it can become a little repetitive after awhile but it is still a fun game to add into our rotation of things to play. Would love to see some seasonal updates.
ตอนนี้้ผมอายุ 25 แล้ว ได้มาลองเล่นเกมนี้ มันทำให้ผมได้รู้จักตัวเองมากขึ้น ว่า วัน ๆ ในชีวิตจริงเราได้ทำอะไรไปบ้าง อะไรที่ทำแล้วมันตีต่อเรา ดีต่อกระเป๋าตังค์เรา ถ้าคุณเล่นเกมนี้ได้ เล่นเกมนี้ดี ลองทำสิ่งนี้ในเกม บนชีวิตจริงควบคู่ไปด้วยแล้วคุณจะพบ Work life balance ที่แท้จริง
this game saved me each and every time i find myself in unemployment or whenever i need some realignment in life :)
Good fun game. Highly recommended :)
No time for review
adult life in a nutshell
I forgot to eat again.
As a fan of the game it is modelled after, "Jones in the Fast Lane", I am extremely biased in this review. But trust me when I say if you enjoyed that game in the 90s, you will appreciate this game 100% and must buy it. I believe it's a fun game in its own right, but I can understand why the simpler mechanics and shallower gameplay would not appeal to younger gamers.
However for an older fart like me, bring on the simplicity and shallowness, the quirky humor and art stand for something!
Quite a boring game. First time you play it seems interesting, but once, you play a second game, it's all "ah, this again" kind of reaction from you and your friends.
For more details: the tutorial is a short wall of text at the start of your first game, that broadly explains what some buildings do (and you need to read that fast, because there's no time stop for that, if you had default time setting). On the other hand that "novelty" and unexplained things actually provide 90% of enjoyment from your first game. And that would be gone in your next game, where you would be bored.
And boredom comes from what you're gonna be doing in this game. You're gonna pump numbers up, be it money, health, sanity or education, just so at the endgame you get more points. That's the simple gist of it. And while it's fine in a game like 4X, but in this "party-game" it's mega boring. Maybe sweating away with spreadsheets online is fine for some folks, but I thought this game's a party game. It's not.
Random (and not random) events in a form of cards just take away or sometimes add resources to you. No multiple-turns modifiers, or things that make your current run much different that the rest. You just "lost money" or "lost time", or "gained sanity" and that's it.
As people already said in some reviews - your interactions with other players are minimal. Dev says there's a shop for interactions, and there is like 4 "spells" to take away your opponent resources, by paying your resources (health). Aaaand that's it. Just some stat warfare. No unique interactions, no counterplay like in many good tabletops I played. You just rawdog it.
Playing with my friends so enjoy
good
Only buy on sale. Fun for like maybe 2 hours.
i have never been more stressed as i watched my life crumble. 10/10
If you love board games, you'll love this game. The game by it's self is fun, but getting all the achievements add a whole other layer to the fun to be had. I'm glad they have an online mode as well. I would recommend this game to all my friends. It's stressful and relaxing at the same time. A game you can bank at least 25 hours in my opinion. The price is worth it especially if you get it on sale like I did.
This is 'Jones in The Fast Lane' reimagined, remade, redone, and reimproved. If you like the old Sierra game, then buy this, because they blew it out of the park; the only thing it doesn't have is a pawn shop. The Only thing. Also, many new improvements, and a much better AI for playing on your own.
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good good
just start it up one player, no time limit, marathon and figure out how it works and then you're good to go!
This game sucks, I thought I'd be able to play with the family but the time goes by too quickly. It's just NOT FUN and not worth the money
The game is fun, fun with friends or even solo against AI or even by yourself. I think that most part this game is replayable because of achievement count otherwise you would just invest 10 - 30 mins and would be done with it, unless you have friends to play with.
However, each turn game gives player random event cards and most of them are bad ones, but the worst one is crime wave, if player does not deposit his money in bank then he/she can loose all of it, does not even matter if you had 2k+ or more you will just loose all of it which is completely unfair. I wish there was option to disable these event cards.
Fun game, reminiscent of "Jones in the Fast Lane" whoever made the decision to edit the clock on Icelandic....worst decision EVER!
good with friends
This game busses sufficientlyyyy gosh DAMN I cant get enough im f-wording hyped for wak of life or whayever i would inject that shit in my bloodstream if it were possible
have a blessed day
Ok... so gonna say, I DID NOT LIKE IT! I was looking for a random chaotic party game of LIFE, where it would take all of us on a quick journey based on decisions and luck to laughter and fun. What this is, is a life simulator for turning 18 with defined ways to win. After you play it once, it's more like.. "Follow these steps to succeed.", which is boring AF.
THAT SAID... I gave it to a 9 and 12yr old and they thought it was the greatest doll-house simulator ever. Soo..... if you are a gamer, NO. If you like playing dress-up and dolls.. YES.
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This game is actually a fire couch party game. Nice game for those hangouts
6.5 / 10
Fun, decent game with very cheap price
Colorful little board game with a funny sense of humor.
Nah this is some pee pee ass shit right here.
if I could force my friends to play this game with me everyday of the week i would.
It's awesome. It's like The Game of Life but with more strategy, but then you mix that with the old flash game Stickman RPG.
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The game is a spiritual successor to Jones in the Fast Lane and even though I appreciate the modernization of it, some things are done worse.
Here are my issues with the game:
- The locations you can visit on the map blend too much with locations you cannot visit.
- The background music is the same regardless of the location you enter (unlike Jones).
- Not enough sounds for different events in the game like when the turn ends or after the weekend (unlike Jones).
- There are WAY too many instances of you losing all your money. That's crazy!
- Missions affect the way you have to play the game which is not fun and you don't have the option to opt out of them.
- The economy in the game doesn't change and the hourly rate for each type of job is the same across locations.
- There is not enough time in the game to spend on stuff and enjoy them at your home.
- It would have been nice to visit more locations, even if just to relax (like the park)
- No need for large signs on top of some of the buildings (especially the giant TV). It might be amusing, but it's unrealistic.
- You cannot save your game for single player game.
The game is only recommended if sold at a discount.
Jogo divertido, com uma pequeníssima linha de curva de aprendizado para você e seus amigos já engatarem em jogatinas duradouras!
Definitivamente interessante - e próximo da realidade, você verá - o approach do jogo ao Viver. Comece miserável, trabalhe (e estresse-se até ficar doente e esquecer de comer), estude quando der, invista em furadas até conseguir os contatos com informações confiáveis sobre os investimentos, e o mais importante: tome um tempo de lazer. Você verá que, ao investir em sua qualidade de vida com Cultura, várias das mazelas serão evitadas :)
No mais! Diversão e risada garantidas.
this game is soooooo good. so fun makmak
This game is a bit confusing at first, but boils down to repeating patterns.
Almost every day you work, eat and pet your cat.
Every now and then you study for a promotion, pay your rent or invest money.
It's probably fun with others since there is some way to cause bad events for others.
I can't comment much on it though, because my only multiplayer experience was stomping some random online for the achievement.
From a completionist perspective, this game is doable, the only issue being the aforementioned "win an online match"-achievement.
I afk'd for one of the achievements which caused my playtime to become inflated by a bit.
I wrote this review from the perspective of having payed 20% of the games price.
Boring.
Just didn't have any fun at all.
The game doesn't guide you at any point when starting, went through a whole week (in game) not knowing how to make money, which is never told to you.
Then when you realise, there's just no time to make money and spend it. Debs have to be quite miserable in life if this is how their lives are.. :-/
Just worked all time, by the time I wanted to get some upgrade I and to pay the rent and spend it all.. Add to that that the daily events also pretty much always screw you up, there's no progress. There's no time to build the progress neither, because the game ends, if you have put a limit to it, but I don't see how long I could be doing this,, in a marathon mode, really..
Is there any variation to the game? different boards.. uff I don't even care, I just didn't find it fun, I'm refunding it.
Fun art style though.
Teaches kids about the importance of education and healthy food
Eat panda meat and ride rockets 10/10
Its an interesting life simulation with an amusing art aesthetic, but it doesn't really work as a board game. There is zero interaction between the players. It is just a race of who understands the game mechanics best, with nothing anybody does having any impact on any other player. And the game doesn't give enough information to make good decisions. If you want to make a purchase, there is a little happy face symbol, and a price, but no indication of how much happiness you're getting for your money. Is it supposed to be a guessing game? Is it supposed to be trial and error with memorization? Just tell me what I am getting for my purchase so I can learn to play the game correctly!
Apparently. I'm a workaholic who uses the bank religiously, forgets to feed myself, and neglects to make myself happy.
Easily my ultimate favorite party game, I've played hundreds of rounds with friends. The best thing though is it can be a cozy game to chill & play or super competitive depending on the settings, both solo or with friends.
Essentially a board game but instead of drawing cards or rolling dice you make life choices. The concept is fairly simple but the game is hilarious and complex. The devs have jokes within jokes worth your time playing to see them all. I can't recommend this one enough!
I . . . don't get it. At all.
I've played and enjoyed a lot of small time management life sims like Kudos, but this one is so brutally limited, and the information on options (purchases, time investments) is even more limited. The paths to success seem pretty narrow. It's a total miss with me, and seeing hundreds of positive reviews is baffling.
desemprego e real life simulator
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Porcelain Fortress |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 93% положительных (712) |