The Quarter Game

Welcome to The Quarter Game. In this top down hack and slash game, you can run around and destroy everyone in your way so that you can take over a company for saving the CEO's butt.
What can spending four quarters in this game make you do:

• Get a cooler quarter and make it shine to reflect enemy projectiles!
  
• Play as a cute grill named Mashiro.
  
• Become a CEO of a company.
  
• Perform massive combos with your sword!
  
• Wavedashing!
  
• Fight against people!
  
• Fight against people who permanently replaced their heads with crabs!
  
• Fight against friendly spiders!
  
• Learn how drinking milk everyday makes your bones stronger!
  
• Learn how donuts can bring your friends closer!
  
• Unlimited continues unlike arcade machines (but they're obviously cooler games!)
  
• Have a little sister who supports you in anything you do!

What you can't do in this game:

• I lied. You can only help Mashiro become the CEO of a company.
  
• You can't become a CEO IRL (but if you know how to do it IRL, tell us!)
  
• Kill people (I mean everyone explodes, but please assume you only knock them out.)
  
• Adopt a cat (Sorry. In the span of the game's 24 hour development cycle, we played with someone's cat instead of making this feature. We are fools.)