
Разработчик: Loren Lemcke
Описание
FRANCHSIE MODE - Create, recruit and manage your own custom team of inmates in a futuristic world of dystopic blood sports! Manage your team's diets, exercise schedule, illegal pharmaceutical drug regimen and more!
ARCADE-STYLE HOCKEY ACTION! Travel back to a time when sports games were all about the action. Customize your lineup and use superior skating, positioning, strategy and violence to assert your dominance on the ice.
CRUNCHY RETRO PIXELATED GORE! Experience brutality on ice like you've never witnessed before: blood splattering collisions, brain-scrambling head injuries, bloody vomiting spells and violent seizures.
MIND MELTING CHIPTUNE SOUNDTRACK! Enjoy the driving retro beats of an original soundtrack by chiptunist Shawn Daley.
4-PLAYER LOCAL MULTIPLAYER! Paint the ice with the blood of your friends!
GLOBAL SHOWDOWN! Take on the world in a global ice hockey tournament. Failure to secure victory for your nation could result in your execution.
CHALLENGE MODE! Conquer a variety of difficult challenges (4 vs. 8, manual goalie control, etc.) and fun scenarios (12 vs 12 Mega Rumble, Turbo Mode, etc.).
*For the best experience a gamepad is highly recommended (e.g. Steam Controller, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Playstation + many others will work with emulation) - The game can also be played with only a keyboard.
Made in Finland
Tehty Suomessa
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 or equivalent.
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible.
Mac
- OS: WARNING: Will not run on macOS Catalina 10.15+ or newer
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 or equivalent.
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: If you upgrade to macOS Catalina 10.15, the game will not run. This is Apples doing :/ Sorry folks
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu/Arch
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia/ATI recommended. Intel HD cards may have performance issues.
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible.
Отзывы пользователей
Bought it in the switch and had a ton of fun. Bought it again for my stem deck.
Love the style. Still need to get better keep losing on easy
great gameplay, only thing i would like to see is instant replay for goals (or even random events). also add some stuff in-between periods like a kiss cam or something stupid. great game though all the way.
i did the needful as a failed coach.
A super fun alternative to the NHL games since they aren't on Steam. With retro graphics, this game is sure to play on whatever device you find yourself playing on. Definitely a lot of dark humor in this game!
TAKE DRUGS WIN GAMES
ABSOLUTELY WORTH THE $2 I spent!!!
The game plays very well and is challenging enough to keep you on the edge of your seat. The Franchise mode is also hilarious and equally engaging and difficult because you have to manage the players and they can DIE during the game and leave you SOL.
My friends watched me play a season on stream and everybody was cheering and laughing their asses off.
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC GAME
Great game if you want the spiritual successor to Blades of Steel with a bit of potty humour.
10/10 Music as well, great tunes. Would have liked the ability for CPU vs CPU matches but that is a minor want.
So darn flunking good.
Old school arcade style 4v4 hockey game and one of the best of our limited hockey options on PC.
Just over the top enough. Would like to see a touch more depth and a bit more in the way of configuration and customization in the franchise mode.
super FUN hockey 10/10
it's a silly goose time
NES Ice Hockey with LOTS of blood. Funny game.
This hockey game really nails the most important part, which is the gameplay. The skating, passing and shooting are all there and works really well. The tone of the game is silly and the franchise mode is hilariously brutal. I've only played it solo so far, but I've had a really good time the whole time. The challenge modes give you some variation and the tournament mode does that too, but the meat of the game for me has been with the franchise mode where you buy players, specify their training and food regimen, possibly give them drugs (be careful not to overdose or they'll die), rehab injuries or buy new players when they die because of stuff like "incredibly strained testicle".
good game, unfortunatly the game is rigged (bots). they have nothin to gain from this i dunno why they decide to do that.
This game is sick! Please make a baseball or football game like this lol
This is basically the classic NES Ice Hockey, but puffed up with modern affordances. Great for couch co-op with competitive family.
It's an ok game if you want to play something different, you really get excited about hitting the other players but in terms of story or gameplay I find it very repetitive.
6.8/10
Its a great {violent} tribute to old school hockey video games. It cracks you up with their well done animations, and actions. Brutal to play with family!
great bloody hockey fun
What a wild concept for a game! I highly recommend taking on the franchise mode with three other friends. Two thumbs up!
In-depth franchise mode got me hooked.
Have you ever seen one of those Hockey fight videos from Quebec? you know where they're just one or two steps away from assault with a deadly weapon. Yeah this is the video game version of that.
Super fun, good challenge, could use more stuff to do in franchise mode though... There comes a point where you can have tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands of dollars but nothing to really spend it on...
Great little game. Tough to score until you get the hang of it. Love the no swap rule that can be used once unlocked. Smashing into the others as an Enforcer never gets old.
no very easy mode and easy isnt easy. hard on beginners otherwise fun
This review suffered a FATAL injury
Significantly exploded nipple
I went into a boxing game and a hockey match broke out.
In the world of half-baked sports simulators, this game stand out as a statement of "more fun = better experience with a video game."
Like the 2k of old and the few retro fifa games (football/soccer), this game is unadulterated fun and nothing else. I have very little experience with hockey but this game singlehandly made me a fan, even though I am pretty sure the real thing doesn't involve fatal groin injuries and inmates haha. There is an addictive joy to this game that is brilliant from the get go and so rewarding to engage with.
It has it's flaws (the pass mechanic, the goal scoring is one dimensional etc etc) but even with its small flaws it delivers a fun and thoroughly enjoyable experience as an arcade sports game.
Try this, you'll love it (especially if you are like me and are frustrated with the AAA sports sims).
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Super Blood Hockey is a great combination of an accurate sports simulation and complete video game madness.
Truly one of the hockey games of all time!
The dev also just split with his publisher, so be nice and leave him a positive review if you like his games. He seems like a great guy and his games are nuts!
It would help him a lot.
Disclaimer, I've mostly played this game on my Switch. I am bad at this game. I really suck. I wish I didn't, but it's probably a skill issue. That being said, this game is a lot of fun. I feel like I'm watching the Stanley Cup playoffs every time I play this game with how it gets the blood rushing. 10/10
Sick game
It’s a beautiful combination between NHL Hitz 2003 and Game Dev games. I can’t rely on EA to release NHL so this has exceeded my expectations and is incredibly fun. Finally, a decent hockey game on steam!!
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Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Loren Lemcke |
Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 04.04.2025 |
Отзывы пользователей | 92% положительных (681) |