Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Buggy, VR mode doesn't load at all, after doing an ending it just black screens making you restart the game and then doing another one black screens but also doesn't save

Pretty fun. Never trust your gut. Nothing is as it seems.

Kim Jong Un's favorite game, but only in reality.

Since most of the reviews for the game dont explain if this game is good or bad Im just gonna quickly tell you that.
So first of all this games design and gameplay is very cool, you also have to do many puzzles to unlock the endings.
None of the bugs mentioned in other peoples reviews appeared in my game but if you do get those bugs maybe try to verify or intergrity the games files/uninstall and reinstall it/mess around with the settings.
Overall this game is good but Im not the biggest fan of games that Ima uninstall after completing them (What I mean is that this game is not a replayable game, cuz why would you want to play this game for the second time if you already know all the endings.)
Overall the game is good tho.
So the choice is up to you if ur gonna spend 10 bucks (5 bucks on sale) or not.

SI good game

well, thats an interesting one.

I also had none of the bugs mentioned in the other reviews. (Till now)

Pico 4 + Intel A770

cant look around

a whole new dimension for touching myself

Simply put, this game is unplayable at the moment. I can't even look around to interact with buttons in its current state.

no hyperbole, you cannot 100% the game in it's current state, at least for me. damn near everything ends you with a black screen that forces you to end the game (sometimes not even counting the ending) or just crashes your game.
actually unplayable.

extremely difficult to operate on the oculus quest 2...

My time worth to play it was confirmed, im not joking.

I've seen playthroughs of this game. Decided to play it myself. Immediately deterred by the bugs that make it unplayable. Can't hang posters on the wall. Pulling the reset switch gets you stuck at a black screen until you restart the game. It is 100% UNPLAYABLE. DO NOT BUY. I'll be getting a refund.

"oh, i'm gonna touch EVERYTHING"
-me, about to be arrested for... "crimes" (they can't prove i did it)

so fun, so cool, you have to be super thinky to get all the endings.

Good

the almost 5yo illegal copy of the game i have cracked years ago as a teen works better than this one. can yall fix ur game or are u just gonna do worse than hackers on ur own code ?

It doesn't work on desktop :(

its unplayable on desktop and vr if you have oculus rift dont get this until they fix it if ever

Literally unplayable on desktop version.
Don't care for the VR version.

It ends in black screens or just gets stuck on endings.

Id say dont bother with this version of "Please, Dont Touch Anything", because its almost unplayable for me and other people.
Everytime i reset the screen goes black or the rare occasional white, resulting in me having to close the game, and every time i get an ending i cant put the poster on the wall so id have to close the game EVERY SINGLE TIME. I managed to complete it but i felt like i genuinely wasted my time. Most of my time is reopening the game!
Yet I went on to play for more than an hour. Only reason being im an idiot who got an achievement so i had to 100% it or ill forever have this game take a shot of my already semi bad completion % so thats completely on me.
The Devs have known these problems for years now and have not fixed these issues, please avoid this one and just play the original instead.
Also the VR mode wouldnt launch me in the vr mode, just a window screen whiles im on the floor.

Despite playing this game to 100% im requesting a refund because this type of shit shouldnt be rewarded, Fix your bugs.

soooooooo

8/10

Buggy and doesnt work.

Without VR the game is a bit buggy, you can't restart if you dont' have an ending and if you do, you can't post your new poster on the wall, which means everytime you get an ending you have to manually restart the game by closing it and open since the restart button does not work.

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This is a fantastic game. I would say it falls in line with pony island and Stanley parable. Its fun and clever. You feel really smart finishing the puzzles on your own. I do wish it was better at identifying what pieces have been used and may not need to be used again. I know that seems simplistic, but honestly at some point just remembering the patterns and trying to figure out whats a red herring vs a real clue was very difficult.

I would say as a final note I would not be mad at a walk through mode if you get stuck or a hint mode to help guide you a bit. I ended up using a guide to get the last 6 or so because I was kind of bored and felt blocked. I think the game is great fun and good for anyone who enjoys puzzles and escape rooms, but use the lights on the bottom left to decide what you have and have not done and if you get stuck use a guide even if its just to come up with some new ideas... Also on pc you can zoom. Didnt know that.

Really good puzzle game but it doesn't work anymore for some reason, just buy the original.

Amazing game, not for stupid people.

VR makes it much more enjoyable.

The "Completionist" achievement is broken. I got 21/22 achievements but never got "Completionist" despite meeting the requirements.

It's cute VR fun. It's also OLD, relatively speaking, so if you go into it expecting the kind of smart, intuitive, 1:1 accuracy of 6DOF you'll find in, say, Half-Life Alyx, you're going to be pissed off. I find it amazing that modern VR titles have such incredible intricacy between the player and their interaction with their environments, and "old" stuff like this have trouble tracking your hands to the point where just pushing a fucking button can be *infuriatingly* difficult.

There's about 1.5-2 hours of content here, or more if you have trouble solving puzzles. I don't know if it's worth $10 due to how repetitive it is, but if goes on sale, it's worth it. Lots of cute references to movies, shows, games, etc.

the game's title lies.
touch anything and everything, now.

no i didnt mean your boss
no stop
stop approaching him with malicious intent
no
dont do that batman

Borderline unplayable. Black screens after completing some events, can't place posters or objects after winning. Don't waste your money.

Press Da Button

Very short game, Stanley Parable vibe, (but waaaayyy shorter and much more basic)

Worked on VR, without any technical issues that other users reviews here. (win10, HTC-VIVE Cosmos)

got it on sale.

really good highly reccomend but screw the perfectionist achievement like that tiny mouse cursor 1 misclick oops you are screwed

Apparently, this game worked properly a few years ago. However, in its current state, it is completely broken and unplayable.

Some of the issues I've encountered include the inability to place posters (which might not sound like a great deal, but it constantly softlocks you), the reset button does not work as intended half of the time (this also softlocks you) and also some bugged animations. And before anyone suggests it's my PC, I can run Elden Ring at 60 FPS, so I highly doubt that's the issue.

When I tried to solve these problems, I realized that many others had experienced the same issues, and that the best solution is to get a refund.

It's a real shame because the game seemed really interesting.

You know, I really hate giving a negative review to a game I've tried to play for roughly 2 minutes. Emphasis on tried. You see, this game has been left in such a buggy state that upon starting the game the camera pans to left with no way to stop it. And I highly doubt that you are meant to play as a bored office worker who's addicted to spinning on an office chair! At first I thought this was my gamepad's drifting analog stick playing tug of war with my mouse. I then checked and turns out this is one of the many common bugs that ought to have been fixed, yet the game hasn't seen any updates for a few years! What a shame, I quite enjoyed the original PDTA and would have loved to see what it would've been in 3D. Until the developers stop being neglectful, I'm afraid I'll have to beg all of you to avoid this game.

Verdict: As of now utterly unplayable.

it doesnt work at all :(

vr

i like buttons