Разработчик: Cartboard Games
Описание
Calm Down, Stalin - это игра, в которой вы напрямую управляете руками Сталина, грозясь нажать на Красную Кнопку и применить ядерное вооружение, в то же время подписывая важные государственные бумаги, отвечая на телефонные звонки, управляя государством и (самое главное) - борясь со стрессом вашей должности с помощью курения трубки, выпивки и прочих средств!
Особенности:
- прямое управление руками для взаимодействия с окружающими предметами
- курение трубки для снятия стресса и уменьшения дрожи в руках
- множество полезных инструментов и надоедливых отвлекающих обязанностей
- сюжетный режим, открывающий новые предметы
- "бесконечный" режим на максимальное время, которое вы можете продержаться
Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows Vista
- Процессор: 3 GHz 2 Core
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1GB dedicated
- DirectX: версии 10
- Место на диске: 500 MB
Отзывы пользователей
Calm Down, Stalin
Has a total of 7 trading cards.
Funny and entertaining for the first 15 minutes. Then it becomes infuriating when physics and animations glitches kill you over and over in the last two seconds of the remaining levels. Game very rapidly goes from being novel and humorous to a time-wasting chore.
Sralin go to sleep
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good game
get pipe
smoke that sh#t
get vodka
get pissed drunk
i hope that nuke is going to france
12/10 game
stalin brawlin'
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United forever in friendship and labour
Our mighty republics will ever endure
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people their fortress secure
-sun tzu the art of starving to death
the man of steel
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Trying to calm down while smoking and trying to make sure your phone doesnt touch the nuke button is very calming 10/10 office work experience for communists
Sorry my phone fell on the button
Blud needs to calm down
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Cartboard Games |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 31.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 91% положительных (448) |