Разработчик: Free Lives
Описание
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.
Story Mode
Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.
Key Features
- Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
- Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
- Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later
- Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Отзывы пользователей
wish i could have 3 balls
At first was a bit skeptical, but decided for $7 to give it a try and it did not disappoint. Story was amazing and well written. Multiple ways to play the story. I cried i was laughing so hard at this. Feeling down in the dumps and need something to make you smile? Here is your game.
10/10 worth every penny.
good pipi
This game changed my life. LOVE IT !
Peak game would reccomend PLEASE buy this game
Online Multiplayer needs serious help. lots of glitching, constantly hiccuping connections, people ending up in separate rooms.
Hahahahaha penis funy haha get it? Butt dick asshole cock boner! LMAO
It is less than $2 when on sale and worth every cent. It's worth it for the giggles. I'm just in it for the memes.
i like how the weiners touch eachother
a true masterpiece
Actually, I don't even know why I own this game
Starts out fun because pp = funny but it only gets worse the more you play it
Is good, very good
The story of a Lonely Penis: The Game
This game, Genital Jousting, is truly inspirational. It challenges societal norms and pushes boundaries in a way that is both thought-provoking and entertaining. The game’s unique approach to humor and storytelling encourages players to reflect on deeper themes of identity, acceptance, and self-expression. It’s a bold and creative work that leaves a lasting impact, making it much more than just a game—it’s a statement.
Me see hole. Me Stick peens in hole. Splurge. 10/10 couldn't figure out how to open the game tho.
Jes veri nise
An actually incredible game with a thought provoking, perfectly comical, yet very provocative and intriguing story laced with messages about depression, loneliness, responsibility, and self acceptance. There's a point halfway through the story that you slowly start to forget the alarming number of willies on your screen, despite every character being a sentient wing-wong with a visible rear-hole. if you pay attention, you can get incredibly invested in the tragic and dramatic story of John.
The co-op, while not as intriguing and stimulating as the story, is incredibly intuitive. Most interfaces and settings utilize the "Put it on the Grid" philosophy, which means that options for the game are directly interacted with using your weiner. As in the character on screen. This really helps immerse the player without over-complicating or underwhelming them, so that they can play with up to 7 friends, local and/or online at the same time, instantly, while being able to soak in the bizarre nature of the visuals on their screen. There's no complex set up, you get in the game with friends, and it's off to the races. It's a mixture of engaging gameplay and complementarily peculiar and unorthodox visuals, making the game both extremely confusing, strangely paranormal, supernaturally addictive, and most of all, better with friends.
It's difficult to explain why this game is good. Especially when it is based off of a naturally hush topic and aims to challenge such as a social norm. But, if you want new and exciting, (one way or another,) then give it a try. When it's on sale, get it for your friends. They may be freaked out by the idea of sentient johnsons wiggling about in an up-to-8-player multiplayer experience, even being able to bear witness to the chaos, but I say that you should just play it for a couple minutes before refunding it. It's not for everyone, but giving it a try is at least going to be amusing. And if you enjoyed the bit you played, chances are you didn't play enough. Because if you did play enough, you would love it.
Relatable.
had a great time playing genital jousting
the game couldn't launch for some reason tho
My best friend told me to get this game as a joke so that we could play it together.
He is now my boyfriend. We still play it for dates.
Bought this game as a jest and left with valuable life lessons.
Acest joc mi a schimbat viata
very awesome and cool 10/10
not enough penetration
This game makes me appreciate my life through a pen1s
Absolute Cinema 10/10
Game breaks sometimes trying to do over 4 player, constantly crashes, has tons of bugs, and even when it started working was very repetitive and honestly not fun. im so glad i wont see this in my library anymore im blaming you aidan
Unfortunately, multiplayer mode is broken, if more than 3 players enter lobby. Massive lags in some games (no matter the hardware), people disappear, they stay on previous game when everyone is already on next one, and whatnot. Unplayable in current state :(
Game helped me to understand how rock hard life is
Great game!
Touchy wouchy, textbook goonage, penetrate to penetrate, tip to tip, throughout heaven and balls, i alone am diddy
I LOVE SLAPPING COCKS WITH MY FRIENDS IRL. I MEANT IRL. SORRY I MEANT IN GAME. SILLY AUTO CORRECT😜
Started single mode to try first and unexpectedly got an actually heartfelt story. Come to see! But also don't only play with yourself.
I don't remember a lot about this game other than the fact that I don't think I finished it. The part I do remember is that it made my low-end laptop overheat so badly that the icepack i had on the keyboard to cool the computer down Exploded and now me and my friends call my computer "The Wet Boy". The laptop still works (typing this review on it) but the built-in keyboard is entirely borked (due to water damage) (typing on an external keyboard). To my friends who might see this review, Yeah, This is the game that did it. This is why my little boy is wet.
From what I do remember from the gameplay it was fine, though. The last thing I remember was getting drunk and crashing a wedding, I think? Your genital has a butt hole. That's pretty great. Sure, Go ahead, Buy it. You'll probably get a kick out of it if you think penis funny haha
GOTY fs this game changed my life, and i learned the way of the joust, this is cinema.
very nice. i finished using my little john.
a game that acts more as a funny meme that you enjoy for probably not even an hour before it gets boring/old pretty quickly. multiplayer being enjoyable (if you can manage it) means this still deserves a positive review despite the funny washing away rather quickly. funny concept, but shallow in terms of the actual execution of the game itself. i will say that i greatly appreciated the anti-incel sentiments!
Bought me and my mates this game. Had a jolly good time jousting each others genitals.
Game of the year
Don't be a dick, give this a thumbs up!
I've done a lot of stupid things for an achievement, but scrambling to borrow a keyboard with a numpad so i can have 8 floppy phalluses on screen at once is a new one.
nice cock
Dicks, Wangs and Johns alike! This phallic production will have you laughing, spurting chuckles and frothing with glee (if you can get past the wonky cocked up controls). It's a really entertaining time, to be a rigid, sometimes flaccid, but ultimately floppy dong that causes chaos.
(The humor is excellent, I admit it took me some time to get used to the controls, but if you have a little patience, and a hard on to explore the main campaign a few times instead of Railing it all out at once, you'll really Extend the replay value. I haven't played with multiplayer, but hope to soon.)
Very special game to play with others. I played this with my now boyfriend and this game is the game that started our love. Recommend it to any people trying to find there gay lover. Much love to the creator hoping they make a second one use as good as the first one. Only thing id say is more skins and lemme change my size.
It's utter trash but at least it's fun... unlike everything Creative Assembly has ever put their fucking brand on. Blood Sucking Leeches.
A lot of fun! But, when I play party mode the same modes reappear all the time. The unlocked party modes don't appear often enough... and after 9 hours, I still can't replay all the party modes. Instead, I have to play "Pill pop", "Sports balls" again and again and again...
no
penis
great game, would play it again
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Free Lives |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 15.01.2025 |
| Metacritic | 68 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 92% положительных (4647) |