Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting

4.0
Очень положительные
280.00₽
Steam Store

Разработчик: Free Lives

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Описание


Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

Story Mode

Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.

Key Features

  • Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
  • Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
  • Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

Поддерживаемые языки: english

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

Mac

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 24.03.2025 19:45
0 0

haha weeners

Время в игре: 116 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.03.2025 05:40
1 0

Hilarious gameplay of just total randomness but the story is actually quite funny with a good sense of humor. You even have a narrator throughout story and it all just ties in well with the absurd gameplay. Game doesn't take itself too seriously and there is even online play for some truly historic gaming memories.

Время в игре: 26 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.03.2025 16:21
0 0

O jogo mais perfeito que ja joguei em toda minha vida.

Время в игре: 357 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.03.2025 03:00
0 0

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Время в игре: 413 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.03.2025 16:31
2 0

Yarram gibi oyun

Время в игре: 70 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.03.2025 23:21
0 1

Very squishy...I question my sanity :)

Время в игре: 96 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.03.2025 00:48
0 0

This game is so immersive! It is a really great story and learned a lot about the daily life of the Genitals

Время в игре: 386 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.03.2025 21:05
1 0

me and my girlfriend FINALLY get to sword fight each other!!!! :D

Время в игре: 25 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.03.2025 18:26
0 0

forgot I bought this

no regrets

10/10

Время в игре: 5 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.03.2025 09:36
3 0

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Время в игре: 214 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 09.03.2025 07:10
0 0

i want to thumbs up because haha funny penis but this game really sucks balls

Время в игре: 29 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.03.2025 10:09
2 0

Beautiful story, made me cry. 100/10

Время в игре: 120 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.03.2025 13:18
0 0

A great game, when it first came out it was OK, but the story mode and multiplayer has made it very fun and exceptional to play

Время в игре: 115 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.02.2025 16:41
0 0

came

Время в игре: 56 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 27.02.2025 13:23
0 0

This game I thought it was going to be a great party game, you know, minigames that are fun and the whole dick joke around that. But no, NOT AT ALL, it is literally just a teenager repeatable joke with absolutely no gameplay, no funmechanics, NOTHING. After 2 boring minigames even the joke becomes unfunny.
This game isn't even worth to play as a gift. Score 2/10

Время в игре: 43 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.02.2025 05:22
3 2

I do this with my friends irl!

Время в игре: 48 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.02.2025 08:58
0 0

well this game is a bag of dicks

Время в игре: 82 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.02.2025 01:04
0 0

cum have fun

Время в игре: 114 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.02.2025 02:53
0 0

a piece of art, nothing less.

Время в игре: 61 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.02.2025 19:59
1 0

This game is the best game ever created, it has saved my life on many occasions and i am far too grateful to be alive during these revolutionary times.

Время в игре: 8 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.02.2025 23:46
0 0

Truly life-changing, one of the funniest games steam has blessed me with for sure

Время в игре: 180 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 21:25
0 0

It's time to stop dicking around, and time to dick the rounds

Время в игре: 110 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 12:50
0 0

Очень хорошо

Время в игре: 26 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 10:46
2 2

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Время в игре: 24 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 06:36
0 0

Best game ever no notes

Время в игре: 139 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 04:13
0 0

Fantastic game, no other game will be better than this game right here ladies and gentlemen its fun for the whole family!

Время в игре: 46 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 06:12
2 0

NAHH THIS GAMES ACTUALLY SO FIRE STORY MODE IS A WORK OF ART and if anything it should be more expensive fr

Время в игре: 106 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 00:44
0 1

I was bored, then I was curious, then I was invested but speedrunning to get to the end because i couldn't take it anymore.
7/10

Время в игре: 97 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 16:41
1 0

Reminds me of my Love Life... 10/10

Время в игре: 83 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 15:17
1 2

the best way to spend qoulity time with your family

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 11.02.2025 11:08
7 1

Why does this exist?

Время в игре: 22 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 21:21
1 0

It is a game a bit “raw” because of the topics it touches with a lot of humor, satire and cynicism. This game could only be recommended to people who have had an experience of adult life already experienced. With which you could feel empathy or rejection of the protagonist in a certain way. A great game, entertaining, and it is quite short.

“John, life can be hard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be.”

Время в игре: 381 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.02.2025 01:21
0 0

YESSSS

Время в игре: 31 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 03.02.2025 01:53
0 0

Life changing

Время в игре: 134 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.01.2025 18:23
0 0

Very silly, very stupid, and very entertaining!
The party mode is hilarious and even the story mode was fun! Excellent controls on a controller as well.:)

Время в игре: 673 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 27.01.2025 02:09
1 0

this is nuts yo

Время в игре: 18 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 25.01.2025 11:35
0 0

Joni pakotti ostaa

Время в игре: 46 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.01.2025 00:49
0 0

this is the best cock games out there

Время в игре: 125 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.01.2025 17:22
0 0

Great game, must play!

Время в игре: 109 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.01.2025 10:16
1 0

i like putting my penis in my friends ass's, great game

Время в игре: 30 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.01.2025 20:19
0 0

I would recommend this game because its hilarious.

Время в игре: 185 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 03:37
0 0

wish i could have 3 balls

Время в игре: 86 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 15:45
0 1

At first was a bit skeptical, but decided for $7 to give it a try and it did not disappoint. Story was amazing and well written. Multiple ways to play the story. I cried i was laughing so hard at this. Feeling down in the dumps and need something to make you smile? Here is your game.

10/10 worth every penny.

Время в игре: 88 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 00:04
0 0

good pipi

Время в игре: 148 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.01.2025 20:46
1 0

This game changed my life. LOVE IT !

Время в игре: 193 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.01.2025 13:18
0 0

Peak game would reccomend PLEASE buy this game

Время в игре: 86 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 06.01.2025 01:39
1 0

Online Multiplayer needs serious help. lots of glitching, constantly hiccuping connections, people ending up in separate rooms.

Время в игре: 59 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 04.01.2025 03:27
1 0

Hahahahaha penis funy haha get it? Butt dick asshole cock boner! LMAO

Время в игре: 29 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.01.2025 08:09
0 0

It is less than $2 when on sale and worth every cent. It's worth it for the giggles. I'm just in it for the memes.

Время в игре: 47 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.01.2025 06:51
2 0

i like how the weiners touch eachother

Время в игре: 65 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Free Lives
Платформы Windows, Mac
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 02.04.2025
Metacritic 68
Отзывы пользователей 92% положительных (4671)

Отзывы пользователей

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Жанры

Action Indie

Особенности

Single-player Multi-player PvP Online PvP Shared/Split Screen PvP Shared/Split Screen Steam Achievements Full controller support Captions available Remote Play on Phone Remote Play on Tablet Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together Family Sharing