Genital Jousting

she stroggan me of till i beef

never listen to your friends

WWC

Thought it was funny penis game, but the plot is actually pretty interesting plot about John, loved it a lot. 10/10
But it's not for everyone though with humongous amount of sex jokes and penis jokes

good game for the kids very fun and educational

Penar, hehe

dick

haha weeners

Hilarious gameplay of just total randomness but the story is actually quite funny with a good sense of humor. You even have a narrator throughout story and it all just ties in well with the absurd gameplay. Game doesn't take itself too seriously and there is even online play for some truly historic gaming memories.

O jogo mais perfeito que ja joguei em toda minha vida.

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Yarram gibi oyun

Very squishy...I question my sanity :)

This game is so immersive! It is a really great story and learned a lot about the daily life of the Genitals

me and my girlfriend FINALLY get to sword fight each other!!!! :D

forgot I bought this

no regrets

10/10

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i want to thumbs up because haha funny penis but this game really sucks balls

Beautiful story, made me cry. 100/10

A great game, when it first came out it was OK, but the story mode and multiplayer has made it very fun and exceptional to play

came

This game I thought it was going to be a great party game, you know, minigames that are fun and the whole dick joke around that. But no, NOT AT ALL, it is literally just a teenager repeatable joke with absolutely no gameplay, no funmechanics, NOTHING. After 2 boring minigames even the joke becomes unfunny.
This game isn't even worth to play as a gift. Score 2/10

I do this with my friends irl!

well this game is a bag of dicks

cum have fun

a piece of art, nothing less.

This game is the best game ever created, it has saved my life on many occasions and i am far too grateful to be alive during these revolutionary times.

Truly life-changing, one of the funniest games steam has blessed me with for sure

It's time to stop dicking around, and time to dick the rounds

Очень хорошо

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Best game ever no notes

Fantastic game, no other game will be better than this game right here ladies and gentlemen its fun for the whole family!

NAHH THIS GAMES ACTUALLY SO FIRE STORY MODE IS A WORK OF ART and if anything it should be more expensive fr

I was bored, then I was curious, then I was invested but speedrunning to get to the end because i couldn't take it anymore.
7/10

Reminds me of my Love Life... 10/10

the best way to spend qoulity time with your family

Why does this exist?

It is a game a bit “raw” because of the topics it touches with a lot of humor, satire and cynicism. This game could only be recommended to people who have had an experience of adult life already experienced. With which you could feel empathy or rejection of the protagonist in a certain way. A great game, entertaining, and it is quite short.

“John, life can be hard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be.”

YESSSS

Life changing

Very silly, very stupid, and very entertaining!
The party mode is hilarious and even the story mode was fun! Excellent controls on a controller as well.:)

this is nuts yo

Joni pakotti ostaa

this is the best cock games out there

Great game, must play!

i like putting my penis in my friends ass's, great game

I would recommend this game because its hilarious.

wish i could have 3 balls

At first was a bit skeptical, but decided for $7 to give it a try and it did not disappoint. Story was amazing and well written. Multiple ways to play the story. I cried i was laughing so hard at this. Feeling down in the dumps and need something to make you smile? Here is your game.

10/10 worth every penny.