Genital Jousting

came

This game I thought it was going to be a great party game, you know, minigames that are fun and the whole dick joke around that. But no, NOT AT ALL, it is literally just a teenager repeatable joke with absolutely no gameplay, no funmechanics, NOTHING. After 2 boring minigames even the joke becomes unfunny.
This game isn't even worth to play as a gift. Score 2/10

well this game is a bag of dicks

cum have fun

a piece of art, nothing less.

This game is the best game ever created, it has saved my life on many occasions and i am far too grateful to be alive during these revolutionary times.

Truly life-changing, one of the funniest games steam has blessed me with for sure

It's time to stop dicking around, and time to dick the rounds

Очень хорошо

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Best game ever no notes

Fantastic game, no other game will be better than this game right here ladies and gentlemen its fun for the whole family!

NAHH THIS GAMES ACTUALLY SO FIRE STORY MODE IS A WORK OF ART and if anything it should be more expensive fr

I was bored, then I was curious, then I was invested but speedrunning to get to the end because i couldn't take it anymore.
7/10

Reminds me of my Love Life... 10/10

the best way to spend qoulity time with your family

Why does this exist?

It is a game a bit “raw” because of the topics it touches with a lot of humor, satire and cynicism. This game could only be recommended to people who have had an experience of adult life already experienced. With which you could feel empathy or rejection of the protagonist in a certain way. A great game, entertaining, and it is quite short.

“John, life can be hard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be.”

Life changing

Very silly, very stupid, and very entertaining!
The party mode is hilarious and even the story mode was fun! Excellent controls on a controller as well.:)

this is nuts yo

Joni pakotti ostaa

this is the best cock games out there

Great game, must play!

i like putting my penis in my friends ass's, great game

I would recommend this game because its hilarious.

wish i could have 3 balls

At first was a bit skeptical, but decided for $7 to give it a try and it did not disappoint. Story was amazing and well written. Multiple ways to play the story. I cried i was laughing so hard at this. Feeling down in the dumps and need something to make you smile? Here is your game.

10/10 worth every penny.

good pipi

This game changed my life. LOVE IT !

Peak game would reccomend PLEASE buy this game

Online Multiplayer needs serious help. lots of glitching, constantly hiccuping connections, people ending up in separate rooms.

Hahahahaha penis funy haha get it? Butt dick asshole cock boner! LMAO

It is less than $2 when on sale and worth every cent. It's worth it for the giggles. I'm just in it for the memes.

i like how the weiners touch eachother

a true masterpiece

Actually, I don't even know why I own this game

Starts out fun because pp = funny but it only gets worse the more you play it

Is good, very good

The story of a Lonely Penis: The Game

This game, Genital Jousting, is truly inspirational. It challenges societal norms and pushes boundaries in a way that is both thought-provoking and entertaining. The game’s unique approach to humor and storytelling encourages players to reflect on deeper themes of identity, acceptance, and self-expression. It’s a bold and creative work that leaves a lasting impact, making it much more than just a game—it’s a statement.

Me see hole. Me Stick peens in hole. Splurge. 10/10 couldn't figure out how to open the game tho.

Jes veri nise

An actually incredible game with a thought provoking, perfectly comical, yet very provocative and intriguing story laced with messages about depression, loneliness, responsibility, and self acceptance. There's a point halfway through the story that you slowly start to forget the alarming number of willies on your screen, despite every character being a sentient wing-wong with a visible rear-hole. if you pay attention, you can get incredibly invested in the tragic and dramatic story of John.

The co-op, while not as intriguing and stimulating as the story, is incredibly intuitive. Most interfaces and settings utilize the "Put it on the Grid" philosophy, which means that options for the game are directly interacted with using your weiner. As in the character on screen. This really helps immerse the player without over-complicating or underwhelming them, so that they can play with up to 7 friends, local and/or online at the same time, instantly, while being able to soak in the bizarre nature of the visuals on their screen. There's no complex set up, you get in the game with friends, and it's off to the races. It's a mixture of engaging gameplay and complementarily peculiar and unorthodox visuals, making the game both extremely confusing, strangely paranormal, supernaturally addictive, and most of all, better with friends.

It's difficult to explain why this game is good. Especially when it is based off of a naturally hush topic and aims to challenge such as a social norm. But, if you want new and exciting, (one way or another,) then give it a try. When it's on sale, get it for your friends. They may be freaked out by the idea of sentient johnsons wiggling about in an up-to-8-player multiplayer experience, even being able to bear witness to the chaos, but I say that you should just play it for a couple minutes before refunding it. It's not for everyone, but giving it a try is at least going to be amusing. And if you enjoyed the bit you played, chances are you didn't play enough. Because if you did play enough, you would love it.

Relatable.

had a great time playing genital jousting
the game couldn't launch for some reason tho

My best friend told me to get this game as a joke so that we could play it together.


He is now my boyfriend. We still play it for dates.

Bought this game as a jest and left with valuable life lessons.

Acest joc mi a schimbat viata

very awesome and cool 10/10