Russian Life Simulator

Accurate simulation of life in Russia.

Russian Life Simulator is an absolute riot! 😂 From the moment I started, I was thrown into a world where every decision could lead to hilarious consequences. Whether I was trying to survive a vodka-fueled night out or navigating the complexities of a babushka's advice, I found myself laughing out loud. The quirky characters are unforgettable, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a professional bear wrestler! 🐻 The game captures the essence of Russian culture with a twist—who knew life could be this absurd? The graphics are charmingly retro, adding to the overall fun. If you’re looking for a game that combines humor, chaos, and a sprinkle of life lessons, Russian Life Simulator is a must-play. Just be prepared for some seriously funny moments that will have you questioning your own life choices!

Step 1: Recommend the game!

Step 2: Make sure you have hours in the game!

Step 3: Make sure the game is prone to giving you a heart attack!

Step 4: Create a guide like this!

(please give me points :)

This is half an hour I will never get back

10/10 would click again

Слава России!

Now I know how pension works

This game changed my life

underpriced

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Okay
☐ Bad
☑ Very stylized
☐ They're what they should be for what the game is
☐ MS Paint could make something better

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Fantastic
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Meh
☐ Bad, but playable
☐ Just go watch paint dry

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Amazing
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not to bad
☐ Alright
☐ Bad
☐ My ears are bleeding

---{ Audience }---
☑ Babies
☑ Young kids
☑ Young teens
☑ Older teens
☑ Adults
☑ Old people
☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level
☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity
☑ Anyone that is alive
☑ No one, not even your dog

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Just average
☐ A little better than average
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Better than good
☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy
☐ NASA

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Can choose your difficulty setting
☑ No difficulty needed
☐ Just press 'W"
☐ Easy
☐ Medium
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Hard
☐ Verry Difficult

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you like to collect things
☑ Only if you care about steam achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc.
☐ Average grind level
☐ A little grindy
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ Story? What story?
☐ No Story
☑ Twilight was a better love story than this
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ 1-2 Hours
☐ 2-5 Hours
☐ 5-10 Hours
☐ 10-20 Hours
☐ 20-50 Hours
☐ 50+ Hours
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Replayablity }---
☐ You won't even finish it the first time
☐ None, once was enough
☑ Not that kind of game
☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever
☐ Maybe once or twice, to try something new
☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is
☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough
☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc

---{ Price }---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If you have some money to blow
☐ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time
☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.)
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 5 / 10 }---
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best game ive ever played

what the fuck am i even doing with my life?

I feel like vladimir putin

what the heck did i buy!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??

funny bad

Cool

From my childhood I wanted to experience The Great "RUSSIAN LIFE"- What a real dream come true!

Россия — священная наша держава,
Россия — любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава —
Твоё достояние на все времена!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой!
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

putin <3

I think im now communist

this game turned me into a communist

I made Ricardo president and now the motherland will never fight another war again 10/10 game

i dont know what i played

Honestly very underrated game!
It's all about a Russian kid who starts from the bottom and climbs it's way to the black hole and the end of time (literally). Had so much fun playing it, Boss battles are pretty amazing.
You have to make difficult choices if you want to Survive America as a Broke Russian boy.

>open the game
>get drafted

:c

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review on Russian Life Simulator and it gets 85 likes and 69 Awards that he will buy me a case of beer and some vodka So im just gonna leave this here.

OFFF çok bayılıyom

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Эта игра изменила мою жизнь, и я бы не променял ее ни на что другое.

эта игра полностью описывает настоящую русскую жизнь

Самая лучшая игра!!!

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☑ 10

blyat clicker

its a clicker......
i mean it has some memes, Putin dancing and stuff, i will not play again after 1 time around.
this game barely cost anything but I would have recommended if it was free..

WTF

Quality content and no anti-cheat.

very very good

LMAO hahahahaa

this is such a peak game

zaza clicker better

Я боюсь что то писать, ну мало ли

Россия - священная наша держава,
Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твое достоянье на все времена!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая -
Хранимая Богом родная земля!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу дает наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

Funny little game, thanks for the achievements. Didnt know how to get the Ricardo Achievement at first and watched the whole video of him 2 times. OH YES RICARDO! (._. )

Мне не нравится как жывут русские

#tinygamereviews

feels racist, don't give it your clicks1 spend your clicks on high-quality memecraft elsewhere![list]
[*]Overall Score: 1/5

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Curator: Nostalginauts

Full Review

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[td]Playability[/td]
[td]3/5[/td]
[td]a lot of clicks don't seem to register, which basically locks-in gameplay time behind an invisible wall of sorts. FAKE DIFFICULTY IS JUST POOR PLAYABILITY[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Difficulty[/td]
[td]1/5[/td]
[td]as with its ilk, t'would be worth a few pence if it had an ounce more gameplay variety[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Graphics[/td]
[td]1/5[/td]
[td]Neither variability for meme's sake, nor consistency for gameplay, I daresay these graphics just will not do, no sir or madam[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Sound[/td]
[td]2/5[/td]
[td]low-effort memegrabs[/td]
[/tr]

very realisitc

Laughed myself off to this thing. My mom judged me a lot for buying it though

Why no sex with Putin :(

Best 1 dollar I've ever spent, this is the greatest game to ever be created

Grindea por la madre rusia