Разработчик: DirectDoggo
Описание
Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.
Such is the life of Randy.
Anyhoo,
Dialtown has many features, including:
- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)
So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.
Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.
*(Warning, may actually contain cords)
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
- Memory: 4 GB GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2750 MB available space
- Sound Card: ???
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
Отзывы пользователей
BRO i love this game and all the characters, ts actually so peak,,, spend all ur money on it its worth it ........ live laugh love randy bros
I played the demo back before the full game got released, and it's honestly the funniest visual novel I've ever played. I bought the full game when it released but I forgot about it and started playing it again recently, it still holds up as one of the funniest visual novels I've ever played!
I hope you know that this game has made me start collecting retro telephones to the point that I may be hyperfixated on them
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Hey so, I really loved the game.
Basically i followed DD's games for some time now (the DSaF Trilogy) and I gotta say that despite the silliness of it all his games are very fun, like what other game is gonna let you make a terrible porno or marry a giraffe lol. I have my fair share of up's and downs and his games are always there to cheer me up. Don't remember the last time i had this much time, thanks for the wonderful experience Dogman, i hope i hope to experience some more of your games in the future because you're really good at what you do :>
Beige and scoob the racoon signing out ^*^
"T I C K E T J E R R Y" is one of the greatest lines in gaming
Watched my girlfriend play this on a stream and decided to pick it up, ended up crying at midnight because I finished the last chapter. Perfect game would recommend.
This be good game.
Play the demo and see if you like it.
I got to date a sock puppet and was taken to the loony bin, overall 10/10
i love randy so much. man i wish gay people were real
Peak of all peaks, I have been a BIG fan of DSaF for a long while now and this game just has the same vibes but is even more unhinged! I lov love loove it so much, especially Oliver :3
I won Bigfoot's heart so I could sell him to the local zoo as a freakshow.
Made me interested in the american frontier for a bit
*content ape noises*
Best game of alllll time, moment i got steam, immieditly installled. I looove randy, and oliver. worst thing about this game is that YOU CANT DATE TICKET JERRY or NORM PLS I WILL PAY ANOTHER 20$ FOR A DLC OF JUS THESE TWO
good game
If you like DSaF 2&3, you'll (at minimal) enjoy this, and if you like DSaF 1, for starters, what is wrong with you? Why would you admit to that? But also, you'll *_LOVE_* this game atleast much more.
Oh man I should NOT of eaten those green eggs, i'm seeing some weird stuff here, Wait who is THAT?! and why do they have a TV with a dog eating a waffle for head? Hold on don't come any closer! What do you mean write a positive review or you'll replace my head with a phone?! That can't be a real threat, right?
My favorite game of all time, truly well done and worth every penny if you enjoy silly visual novels about phone people, laying eggs, and love
best game on steam
kinda gay
i want oliver so bad.
Goofy as hell. I would call this more of a comedy game than a dating sim, really. It sucks bc it's a turnoff from games for a lot of people.
You play as a weird lizard person and there's some loser scared of swans. What's not to enjoy.
if your looking for a normal dating sim your an idiot
this game is made for weirdos
also dont look at playthroughs to "see if its for you" PLAY DSAF, DSAF IS FREE AND HAS THE SAME VIBE
also game is amazing
Fell in love with a phone who won't even call himself my boyfriend. 11/10 highly recommend.
im scared
10/10 experience. gotta love having 3 sets of nipples
i LOVE getting freaky with phones
I wish I was born a phoney in dialtown now
Can't date Ticket Jerry--literally unplayable.
i loooove fucking phones,,
shout out to karen and norm they're the real ones
YOU CAN DATE A SOCK PUPPET PEAK 10/10
i lioike this game very much this game is so cool i like it verty much. the humor is very humor very funny and i like it a lot. please buy dialtown. I love dialtown
im aro ace but the writing in this is so funny i dont even care that its a dating sim!!
great game, funny hehe kiss phone or something😲 idk bro just get it.
It's cool, but I probably should've bought the demo first, since it's also kind of boring. It's almost a bit slow, so if you're fine with that then go for it mdr
Its very fun also i love Mayor Mingus and Gabby
This game is so wholesome I love it so much!!!
congrats, you managed to make me attracted to like 80% of characters in this game (why are so many of them so kissable like ajkwiekwjaahuaaaa)
This game is the most vulgar and unhinged dating sim I've ever played. but also its one of my most favorites, the story is surprisingly good and I found myself growing attached to the characters, I would find myself be genuinely exited to continue this game and complete the story. This game has been on my mind for around 2 years and I'm proud to recommend it to anyone. I cannot thank who ever made this game enough because its one of the most greatest experiences I've ever uh- experienced.
BUYING THAT DEMO WAS WORTH IT 10/10 GAME, IT FUNNI
The humor and the emotional points both hit like a truck. All the characters are entirely too relatable which makes me wonder about my own life sometimes. The soundtrack sticks to my brain like a sticky mousetrap. Play the game! It's worth it if you've got some time to spare and you wanna be immersed in a world where anything can happen. Where you can make incredibly silly choices and get equally silly endings. (I'm being fr, I didn't see half the endings coming XD )
I've been playing this game for a few weeks, hell, i'm not even done with this game, but i can tell you it is very worth the 7.99 you'll spend on it, including very fun characters, well written dialogue and story! (even if the game sometimes makes me thinks i'm high sometimes), and doesn't make you bored an hour in, like most dating sims make me feel. I really enjoyed chapter two, i won't spoil anything, but i like the paper-bagged-man.
The endings ive gotten have made me 1) bawl my eyes out, or, 2) make me giggle like a madman in a candy story, karen's good ending made me emotional, and apparently relatable ones, because guess who i like, and relate too the most? (DING, DING!) its karen dunn. but i'm also autistic, and like drawing.. sooo..
Its also the fact we're a six nippled green odd creechur, while being an emotional game for sometimes, makes me fucking laugh while i'm crying, But also very relatable. I sometimes want to be green, feral, and have six nipples..
TLDR) game made me cry, makes me have a chuckle, kissin phones gay style, pretty fuckin' cool.
So much fun, you'll never look at phones the same way again!
dialtown took to my brain with a hammer and replaced all the brain meat in there with thoughts about these object head people. the situation is dire.
actual review, though, is that dialtown is fantastic. very comedy-focused (and it's good), with a lot of character depth and some of the most fascinating worldbuilding when you get real down into it. i think dialtown's cast of characters and the way them and their stories intertwine with the unique world they're in (the ""lore"" of which is revealed in interesting ways imo) is its strongest characteristic.
i WILL say if you have a low tolerance for the sorta "wacky" (?? i dunno what words to use here) humor dt comes with it could probably get rather tiresome- especially early on and in some particular routes, dialtown's tone is absolutely unrelenting. if the humor hits with you like it does for me and my pals, that's a good thing. (my only other gripe: i really wish this game had more women in it. the female characters that are there are FANTASTIC but it's really something of a sausagefest.)
dialtown is best played with friends on voice call + stream, also. HIGHLY recommend experiencing it that way.
also, the roger dlc was really, really fucking good. like really good. buuut if you're playing the game for the first time i'd avoid it altogether (started by going to the industrial sector from downtown) til you totally finish the basegame and have some time to digest it. theeeen return to the roger dlc. my recommendation, at least.
this game changed my life it was beautiful
also btw pls pls pls add a romanceable harry route so i can kiss him on the nonexistent lips thank you <3
Randy is VERY smoochable. So is Tango. Randy's ending made me cry. I'm very sad. I love Randy. He had a good ending and I hope that he stays with Phonegingi.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | DirectDoggo |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 23.12.2024 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 99% положительных (1549) |