Разработчик: DirectDoggo
Описание
Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.
Such is the life of Randy.
Anyhoo,
Dialtown has many features, including:
- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)
So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.
Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.
*(Warning, may actually contain cords)
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
- Memory: 4 GB GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2750 MB available space
- Sound Card: ???
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
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tasteful randy pics
If you ever wanted to date phone (and printer) headed people while playing as a green, multi-nippled cryptid, get this game. Trust me, you won't regret your 8$ purchase. RANDY IS BEST BOY!!!!
Dogman why must you make me cry like you did with the dayshift at freddy's 3 good ending did :(
No but in all seriousness play the game 100/10 Phonegingi is my Spirit Cryptid now
did sock-narrator on my first playthrough.
already a game for the ages.
and then i met randy.
i might be in love.
killer pet swan/10
This game is insane. Also I love my wife Karen
I LOVE IT. IM ADDICTED. SO MUCH GAMEPLAY AND DIFFERENT STORY LINES FOR LIKE- TEN USD OR LESS??
Unironically this is up there with the best dating simulators I have ever played. The creator stuck to their guns with their humor and what they wanted the game to feel like- which is a fever dream. I fucking LOVED Dialtown and am currently trying to get all the Steam Achievements and do all the Routes. Every character is so funny, the models just being a guys dressing up with various objects plastered on their heads being awesome, God being a fucking hobo is priceless, and I would both kill and die for Randal Jade.
If you like humor, dating sims, and object heads, this is your game.
Also, if your type is one of the following, buy this immediately: Pathetic Twink, Nerdy Theater Twink, Autistic Horse Girl, BIGFOOT, or Space Cowboy
this shit is so fire i am appalled at every sentence
holy shit, i love dating people with no discernable facial features (objects instead), it's also always been a dream of mine to be green and have six nipples. i wonder if elphaba from wicked has that many.
I love this game, i need to bang randy so bad. Plz make god dateable.
You can do the thing with Randy 10/10
This game is the only game during my whole Christmas vacation that I was willing to get all the achievements of, and in the process I became actually obsessed and made my friend obsessed just by watching me play this so honestly if that can tell you how engaging this game is you should really buy it
I cannot put a dislike on this because it's quite original and deserves a look.
Personally I found the humour to be very hit and miss and most of the time.. miss. The banter between my character and the narrator is just so painful and cringe to read sometimes and they never stop freaking yapping. It did get a few chuckle out of me because of how insane it is sometimes but i'm not 100% sold. Comedy can be subjective so try it for yourself.
I love you Oliver Swift never change king
DO NOT BUY. THEY ARE MEAN TO RANDY
(in all seriousness this game is kind of strange and surreal but still pretty good. if you like dsaf you know what to expect)
oliver swift
i liek phoens
this is disgusting i want more of it
karen best girl :3
CRYPTIDS!
I'll start by saying I played through the DSAF trilogy before learning this game existed (Dee Kennedy, you precious darling), really liked them (nice cameos in this game as well)! Now, having played through all the main storyline endings, I can confirm, yes. Fun game :3. Killer soundtrack as well :D! Also, BIGFOOT, you can date him! Legit at least 10s of hours of fun to be had, definitely worth the price, building a timeline for this is gonna be fun :D!
Gingi and the narrator would make a cute couple with their back and forth, just saying.
the only way i know how to describe this game is crusty, but like, in the most positive way possible. a dating sim if your dates were things and also you were in the ICU with a 106 fever hallucinating your ass off. 10/10 no notes.
do voicereading to this and itll be more fun trust gang, logang OUT (find friend/s)
BRO i love this game and all the characters, ts actually so peak,,, spend all ur money on it its worth it ........ live laugh love randy bros
I played the demo back before the full game got released, and it's honestly the funniest visual novel I've ever played. I bought the full game when it released but I forgot about it and started playing it again recently, it still holds up as one of the funniest visual novels I've ever played!
I hope you know that this game has made me start collecting retro telephones to the point that I may be hyperfixated on them
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Hey so, I really loved the game.
Basically i followed DD's games for some time now (the DSaF Trilogy) and I gotta say that despite the silliness of it all his games are very fun, like what other game is gonna let you make a terrible porno or marry a giraffe lol. I have my fair share of up's and downs and his games are always there to cheer me up. Don't remember the last time i had this much time, thanks for the wonderful experience Dogman, i hope i hope to experience some more of your games in the future because you're really good at what you do :>
Beige and scoob the racoon signing out ^*^
"T I C K E T J E R R Y" is one of the greatest lines in gaming
Watched my girlfriend play this on a stream and decided to pick it up, ended up crying at midnight because I finished the last chapter. Perfect game would recommend.
This be good game.
Play the demo and see if you like it.
I got to date a sock puppet and was taken to the loony bin, overall 10/10
i love randy so much. man i wish gay people were real
Peak of all peaks, I have been a BIG fan of DSaF for a long while now and this game just has the same vibes but is even more unhinged! I lov love loove it so much, especially Oliver :3
I won Bigfoot's heart so I could sell him to the local zoo as a freakshow.
Made me interested in the american frontier for a bit
*content ape noises*
Best game of alllll time, moment i got steam, immieditly installled. I looove randy, and oliver. worst thing about this game is that YOU CANT DATE TICKET JERRY or NORM PLS I WILL PAY ANOTHER 20$ FOR A DLC OF JUS THESE TWO
good game
If you like DSaF 2&3, you'll (at minimal) enjoy this, and if you like DSaF 1, for starters, what is wrong with you? Why would you admit to that? But also, you'll *_LOVE_* this game atleast much more.
Oh man I should NOT of eaten those green eggs, i'm seeing some weird stuff here, Wait who is THAT?! and why do they have a TV with a dog eating a waffle for head? Hold on don't come any closer! What do you mean write a positive review or you'll replace my head with a phone?! That can't be a real threat, right?
My favorite game of all time, truly well done and worth every penny if you enjoy silly visual novels about phone people, laying eggs, and love
best game on steam
kinda gay
i want oliver so bad.
Goofy as hell. I would call this more of a comedy game than a dating sim, really. It sucks bc it's a turnoff from games for a lot of people.
You play as a weird lizard person and there's some loser scared of swans. What's not to enjoy.
if your looking for a normal dating sim your an idiot
this game is made for weirdos
also dont look at playthroughs to "see if its for you" PLAY DSAF, DSAF IS FREE AND HAS THE SAME VIBE
also game is amazing
Fell in love with a phone who won't even call himself my boyfriend. 11/10 highly recommend.
im scared
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | DirectDoggo |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 30.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 100% положительных (1576) |