Pandamonia 潘德莫尼亚

Pandamonia 潘德莫尼亚

3.5
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42.00₽
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Разработчик: Running Hoffman

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Описание

Pandamonia was once a beautiful and rich place, where panda babies thrive. But with one day, the massive invasion of the real estates speculators destroyed the tranquility here. These bastards drove and slaughtered the aborigines here on the planet, forcing them to go nowhere. From now on, pick up the weapons in your hands and resist these arrogant and unreasonable aggressors! Slay them all! Tear their bodies apart into gibs and gores! Liberate this lovely homeland.

Game Features
1.Simple weapon system - switch your guns fast and easily.
2.Simple purchasing system - the arm Shop is mobile and multiple destructive weapon choices.
3.Funny Enemies and Boss - the enemies are funny-looking and ridiculous dressing.
4.Outstanding physical effects - fierce gunshot impacts, tear any types of enemies apart into pieces.
5.Funny Weapons - such as shit grenade, shit cannon etc...
6.Large amount of enemies to kill - almost thousand of enemies in every level game play for you to slay.

Поддерживаемые языки: english, simplified chinese

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel(i5/i7-series) or AMD (Phenom II series) 3.0 GHz
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA Geforce GTX950
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Direct X 9.0c compatible sound card
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Mac

Minimum:
    Recommended:

      Linux

      Minimum:
        Recommended:

          Отзывы пользователей

          Рекомендую 27.12.2023 09:10
          1 0

          This game is like the opposite of gambling. Its cheap, fun, there is nothing on the side to screw you over, & its here, just to kill at least an hour or two of your day. Even if you have nothing else to play atm. This person, or company, needs more support to continue on this wacky Serious Sam style like game.

          Время в игре: 415 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 18.01.2023 08:05
          0 0

          After playing this game, the whole house is filled with daddy Hoffman's c** and I really love swallowing it...
          BTW, what's going on with the DLC content?

          Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 04.11.2022 14:46
          0 0

          Aren't there any players stream this game via Twitch or YouTube?

          Время в игре: 18 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Не рекомендую 06.06.2021 08:44
          1 0

          Pandamonia is a FPS survival game, where you have to defend your place from... basically everything.

          I saw the screenshots and the videos... I knew this is something which I can take seriously, the game itself not taking it seriously. because this is a meme. It's poorly made, silly, weird and annoying meme game. All you have to do is to complete the waves, kill all enemies meanwhile you not get killed, collect money for new weapons and equipment and enjoy the epic cutscenes.

          However, for me the game starts to get repetitive at the beginning, sound effects gets really annoying long term, goal system is buggy and I just don't get it, why I'm even playing this.

          I will be honest, I can't really recommend this game, but if you into some really silly stuff and don't mind the repetitive gameplay, you could have some fun with it for 1.6€. For me, I just don't like it, quickly left it where I found.

          Время в игре: 25 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 04.06.2021 14:18
          0 0

          ☑ Quick achievements
          ❎ Wait for Deep sale
          ❎ Achievements profile +1
          ☑ Worth the money
          ☑ Is it any good?

          Playtime to 100% 30/60 Minutes
          Easy for achievement hunters

          Absolutely bonkers in a good way. Seeing the game you might think it will be a bad one but it's actually pretty fun to play. Survive waves of enemies and play some football between each wave. There is some awesome humor but also some dark/edgy humor. The Dev is planning to expand the game in September of this year. You can have a look at what's coming already in-game and it does look hella fun. Looking for a simple time waster with some fun on the side? Try this one, you might like it.

          Время в игре: 82 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 27.01.2021 05:38
          1 1

          EVER WANTED TO TRY FUCKING CRACK? BUY THIS GAME AND YOU CAN TRY IT FOR 2 DOLLARS

          Время в игре: 126 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 03.07.2020 17:38
          4 1

          Under "More Like This" on the store page, Steam suggested Fallout 76. I disagree, this game doesn't have any bugs.

          Время в игре: 77 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 09.02.2020 22:12
          0 0

          The most fun you can have for the least money.

          Bought it on sale for 2.30 PLN which is about 0.59 USD. Now that's cheap.

          Still better than Fallout 76.

          Время в игре: 42 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 12.07.2019 21:52
          1 1

          This game is really good. It doesn't look like it, but it's surprisingly fun. 100% worth the price!

          Время в игре: 150 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 30.06.2019 09:23
          2 1

          While some may call Pandamonia Bootleg Serious Sam BFE, but I'll call it superior in every way possible. Pandamonia is a plot-heavy adventure game that focused around panda Pang Pang and his comrades defending their Communistic Utopia against alien capitalist criminal syndicate.

          Plot:
          In world of Pandamonia there's still a lot of pandas. To ensure their happy life, instead of staying on Earth they traveled the space to find a new place they can call "home". They worked hard, played a lot of football and finally, built their own little Utopia. They would've lived happily for a long time, but capitalistic pigs from criminal syndicate wanted to take everything away from pandas, making them pay for something they made themselves. Of course, our proud heroes won't submit that easily, they will struggle to the end, to make themselves victorious and prove once and for all, that communism can work.
          In their journey they will face a lot of dangers such as: aliens, night elves, nazis and even The Thunder God. It won't be easy, but it must be done.
          During pauses between battles, pandas will play football with corpses of their fallen enemies. But don't be a fool, it's still a job. By playing football with corpses, they make it easier to gather them up in one place and then use it as a source of meat.

          Gameplay:
          Full of famous Serious Sam chaos, but even more chaotic.

          Summary:
          I rate this game 11/10. I would've given it 12/10 if weapons of same class were any different in terms of effect & damage, 13/10 if I could play as a dark elf, 14/10 if I could play as a dark elf with customizable chest size.
          For this price, game is must have.

          Время в игре: 158 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Не рекомендую 22.04.2019 20:47
          3 1

          I'm pretty sure this game was cheaper when I bought it. $0.99 to be exact. Honestly, not very good. I mean, it's mostly just fucking dumb humor and it's about all I'd expect from a single Chinese guy working on a game. It's like 10 minutes of entertainment and then you regret your purchase. I'd refund it except I can't since I left it in my library for like 2 months before even installing it.

          Время в игре: 29 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
          Рекомендую 18.01.2019 06:09
          5 1

          I've played way worse games for a dollar I'll tell you that.

          It's not good, in fact it's pretty trash, but in a way that could at least be entertaining for the price.

          The level is flat, enemies repetitive, guns ineffective, etc. Technically this needs a ton of work.

          As a joke game though it's at least kind of funny. There is some sort of idea that with the proper effort could be even better.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0857H573E

          Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 16.01.2019 07:18
          0 1

          This is literally the greatest thing I ever have played in my entire life, it's like God himself came down and blessed my computer. Please add team deathmatch or a similar multiplayer mode to this glorious game.

          Время в игре: 26 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 13.01.2019 16:14
          0 0

          Pandamonia is rad. Like, the story is badly translated and the premise is so far out there one could assume drug consumtion, but i'll be damned if the gameplay isn't a lot of fun and the weapon diversity is phenomenal. I've never laughed and loved weapons so much at the same time. For the cost you likely know what you're getting into. Drop the 69 and go for a trip.

          https://youtu.be/wQC0KSM-IBg

          Время в игре: 32 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 12.01.2019 19:03
          0 0

          As soon as i joined the game, i was telling myself, this game is full of shit (literallyXD). ITS JUST FENOMENALL!!!


          This game is cheep and fun so just buy it, lokey better the modding GTA(Story mode (i dont mod GTA Online!!))!!

          Время в игре: 24 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 12.01.2019 11:45
          0 0

          this game is the best game so far, pandas having guns, crap and pee launchers, and more, but it needs steam workshop, because it will be easier for us to add new things, but overall, the best and funniest game I played :D

          Время в игре: 28 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 12.01.2019 05:02
          28 25

          This game gets an easy Ten stars out of Five.
          It's advanced graphical engine and gore proccessing capacity lets you rip and tear through enemies, just like the olden days of DOOM. It even gave me a 4k VR experience, however, my monitor is not 4K, and I don't own a headset. I can only assume the game is so powerful and so well crafted that it can access the Dark Magic of Azerath to improve my gaming experience.

          However, even though it was the best time a human could ever have, and every nanosecond felt like a seperate or'gasm, I'm refunding the game. The heavy, dark themes the game carries have forever changed my psyche. I can no longer sleep, due to massive cases of insomnia. I can't help but cry every moment I think of the game, and that's always. Because I can never think of anything else, ever. That's how memorable this game is.

          But, I'm also contacting President Donald J. Trump about this game, as it's ability to bring cases of uncontrollable joy and diarrhea has legitimate uses for bringing about a new era of World Peace. If a Homeless bum played this game, he'd reform himself, get a job, get off drugs, and buy an apartment to play this game. So imagine what would happen if we airdropped laptops with this game into Iraq, and all the soldiers became peaceful spontaneously.

          Overall, it's not the best game ever made. It wasn't made, instead, it was born. It lives, and it thrives. People say we have never seen god with our own eyes, but I beg to differ. Because we've seen, Pandamonia.

          Время в игре: 58 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 10.01.2019 17:55
          0 0

          This game is absolutely hysterical and the combat is super fun. Body parts explode all over the place and if you get them in the soccer goal, coins start shooting out of the goal all over the place. You can use the coins to stock up on health or guns and ammo and it's just a super fun game to play. It's less than a dollar and it's already been well worth it and I'm only about an hour into it. I've bought games for 10 times as much that weren't nearly as fun to play.

          If you're still on the fence, I've started uploading a series to Youtube that you can check out and decide for yourselves if this is something you might want to play.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcdQyq1q6Rs

          Время в игре: 54 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 08.01.2019 16:33
          6 4

          Game of the year 2019.

          10/10 Story

          10/10 Gameplay

          10/10 Entertainment

          You better buy this game before your fellow Panda friends experience the big sad.

          Время в игре: 57 ч. Куплено в Steam
          Рекомендую 08.01.2019 13:00
          6 1

          Less than a dollar.
          Hilarious screaming chickens.
          Schlocky, awful cut scenes.
          This is amazing and bad all at the same time.

          https://youtu.be/UpZnn-V3b6A

          Время в игре: 55 ч. Куплено в Steam

          Дополнительная информация

          Разработчик Running Hoffman
          Платформы Windows
          Ограничение возраста Нет
          Дата релиза 16.01.2025
          Отзывы пользователей 93% положительных (41)

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          Жанры

          Action RPG Casual Sports Indie

          Особенности

          Single-player Steam Achievements Family Sharing