Ultimate Spinner Simulator - Unstress Yourself

Ultimate Spinner Simulator - Unstress Yourself

3.0
В основном положительные
30.00₽
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Разработчик: OnFire Games

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Описание

You know you don't want it.
You know your friends won't need it.

Get the (probably) most useless game you ever bought - today!


Infinite FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
with

Spinner Mode

]with different spinner-styles and different floor-surfaces.
You can also choose from different lighting-types so it can really look just as you wish!

Destroy Mode

You want to destroy stuff without going to jail or destroying your own stuff? No problem!
In the Destroy Mode you get to rush with your spinner through blocks that will burst stylishly and (mostly) realistic.
This even features an even more stylish slow motion-feature, with which you can watch the remains fly all around - just like looking at your own life!

3rd Mode

This mode is kind of a surprise. It's a little like the Spinner Mode but... different...

BTW: Did you know that there's no DLC and no micro-transactions at all for this game? Aren't those enough reasons to get it already?!

Поддерживаемые языки: english

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 32 Bit or later
  • Processor: Core i3 (or equivalent AMD)
  • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Dedicated graphics card with 2GB+ VRAM.
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: May run on integrated graphic cards but no official support whatsoever
Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7 32 Bit or later
  • Processor: Core i3 (or equivalent AMD)
  • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 720 or similar
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Отзывы пользователей

Не рекомендую 15.07.2024 16:06
0 0

There is not much here
Worryingly long install
AutisMode jumpscare

Время в игре: 6 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.09.2022 11:33
0 0

Good game 10/10

Время в игре: 6 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2022 02:25
0 0

This game still goes hard in 2022

Время в игре: 15 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.04.2020 19:56
0 0

awesome game! I love it! <3

Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.12.2019 20:00
1 0

This game is the cheapest unstressing therapy you can get. I spent 40 minutes to reach to 1000 in unbreakable mode. Music turned off after beating 550, but I turned on my own calming zen music and it was fine! :) I recommend it to all of you!

Время в игре: 36 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.08.2019 21:34
0 0

A Masterpiece in Gaming History this is part of the Enlightenment of our civilisation a Gaming Masterpiece

Время в игре: 6 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.08.2018 18:05
0 0

10/10 would spin again

Время в игре: 589 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 11.08.2018 18:35
0 0

i really don't see the point of such game. in normal mode there's no tut. i didn't even manage to make the spinner move. in destruct mode you move a spinner around and destroy cubes, and... that's all. same speed, same thing over, and over again

Время в игре: 7 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 08.07.2018 09:25
1 0

I honestly thought that for that price I wouldn't be salty if it's a shitty game but this is some next level shit. :D
Buy at your own risk it's a waste of money seriously.

Время в игре: 27 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.06.2018 00:39
0 0

gutta spin that spinner, and destroy buildings, oooooooooffffff

Время в игре: 6 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 03.06.2018 23:51
1 0

I got bored after 5 minutes of playing. It is kinda satisfying, but gets boring after a few minutes.

Use your money somewhere else.

Время в игре: 7 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.05.2018 16:53
1 1

Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.
Bee Movie Script


According to all known laws
of aviation,

Gooot Games



Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the

Время в игре: 7 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2018 11:29
0 2

this is truly an amazing game.

Время в игре: 564 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.01.2018 09:19
3 4

absolutely incredible gaming experience!

Время в игре: 17 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2018 09:51
3 12

Absolutely the most beatiful and underrated game my eyes have ever come across. Not once in my life, before this, has a game brought me tears from the sheer pleasure of staring at the screen for hours. I have decided to end my school endevors and pursue an elevated existence through simulated figeting. What is the point of life if you are un able to experience a game so marvelous. I've come to the realization that there is no need for pleasure through intercourse when I am able to sit back and stare at my screen until I get a blood clot and pass away, at least when i'm gone i'll know I truly experienced life to the fullest extent.

10/10 would die again

Время в игре: 32 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 30.10.2017 00:20
9 4

THIS GAME IS A BIG PICE OF SHIT :D

Время в игре: 6 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.10.2017 09:47
4 1

Simple and Relaxing delivers exactly what it promises!

Время в игре: 15 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик OnFire Games
Платформы Windows
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 24.01.2025
Отзывы пользователей 71% положительных (17)

Отзывы пользователей

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Обновлено: 17.01.2025 03:47

Жанры

Casual

Особенности

Single-player Family Sharing