Разработчик: Paul Bird
Описание
This game is a 90's retro style game. The aim of each level is simple: Kill all the aliens - then find the exit. But each level has a twist. (Some literally).
The story so far...
It is the year 2099. Over a hundred years have passed since the Voyager space probe was launched into outer space with its message of peace. Then on Tuesday August 15th 2089 we got a reply. A formation of seven spaceships each approximately the size of Hawaii descended into our upper atmosphere. Radio broadcasts were beamed to the ships from the leaders of the ten world superpowers. In the days that followed high ranking officials began disappearing apparently due to the alien presence. As a member of the Secret Intelligence Service for the United Nations you were ordered to keep guard on the President of the United Nations. One night a strange wormhole appeared and sucked the President through. Taking no thought for your own life you manage to jump through after her*...
(*yes that's right. A woman president. Sounds unlikely right? But this is the year 2099 after all).
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 32bit or 64bit CPU
- Memory: 500 MB RAM
- Graphics: Most graphics cards supporting OpenGL 2.0
- Storage: 200 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
with cutting-edge technology implanted in nanomachines, this game is exceedingly excellent and deserves to be played by anyone who enjoys literally anything ever
good
This game in extremely intuitive and ahead of its time 10/10 would recommend
this is genuinely one of the most baffling pieces of media i have ever consumed.
It was beautiful. I have never before seen such blinding beauty and complexity. A true work of art.
I really want to like this game but I just can't. The navigation is awkward, if you kill an enemy in the wrong spot you can block off a whole part of the level and make it unfinishable, your energy depletes really quickly and there's only a finite amount of rubies to replenish it with, and the beeping in the background is really off-putting. While I think the aesthetic is fun, I just really can't get behind this game.
2/10
Kept me engaged till the end
alien insanity
this game is amazing
Simply epic
Okay this is epic
OMG it's the best game ever. Forget Serious Sam. Forget deep story. This is the beeest Game EVVVVEEEEARASRAERARASRAf
a masterpiece
might not look good but trust me friends its fun!
Even my toaster can run this beatuiful game.
There is a point in every person's life when they have to decide what they should put their time and effort doing, this game should not be that. I have played this game for less than an hour and it is already too much, the very sight of this game makes me physically ill. I would rather cut off all my limbs and lose all senses than play another minute of this. I will not be able to rest easy until everything about this game is wiped off the face of the Earth. I despise every aspect of this game and hope great harm comes to anyone that enjoys it.
Edit: After playing this game longer I have seen the error of my ways. I have realized that I truly enjoy this game and I apologize to all those who I have blatantly lied to. I would give this game a 8/10, a beautiful game that everyone should get to experience at least once in their life.
I wasn't expecting too much from this game, and only paid a few bucks for it. I still came away disappointed, which is the reason for the negative review.
For the 4 or 5 times I tried this game out, it kept claiming that it was setting up the game for the first time...and then declared that a resource I needed wasn't available. The game would run normally afterwards.
The game itself ran smoothly. The issues I have with it have to do with the difficulty level from the start. Before one can even get used to the setup, there are power-ups that needd to be constatly consumed in order to keep the energy level up, which is annoying. Secondly, the sight level of my first-person viewpoint I found annoyingly low. Thirdly, the warp zones throughoutwere a pain: I was never sure where I was een though he ini-map helped somewhat. I won't even get into the constant annoyance of the background noise.
I just got fed up with the sum total of the game and uninstalled. Not recommended.
have you ever injected cocane in your ass hole while sucking horse dick? you havent? thats good bc this game does it for you. i got the bindle and not i want to kill my self more than normal. prolly made in scratch. it is worth the (how much it is) for the laughs. play with firends then refund it. Its horse shit.
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
-Paul Bird, the creator of the masterpiece known as Alien Insanity
OMG! I have been waiting a year for this to come out. This is great. It's great like everything else paul makes. The only this is its REALLY HARD! but great. so thanks paul.
made me cum
This game is an underrated pice of art by the genuis that is Paul Bird, you may know him from his great piece of art known as "Wild Animal Racing", although this game has nothing to do with Wild Animal Racing I have reasons to believe this is in the same universe and you are playing as ginger the giraffe. I will release my conspiracy theory later as a guide, back to the actual game. The game is a piece of ART! Whenever you launc into a level the sounds deafens you and you don't know what's going on, this makes you think about the situation you are in right now, it disorients you and bursts your eardrums out, the low FOV also help for immersion. The aliens are very diverse, ranging from an eyeball with wings and some red and blue shells, as far as I know they have no way to defend themselves, that's why there's drones that destroy anything in their path, there are also spiders but I dont know why tbh.
Buy this game and experience the GODLIKE experience yourself. Thank you paul bird
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Paul Bird |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 02.02.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 88% положительных (25) |