Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency

Went in expecting a political simulator.
Ended up building a wall taller than my GPA.
10/10 would bankrupt the nation with executive orders again.

Highlights of my presidency:
-Challenged Canada to a 1v1 in Rocket League diplomacy.
-Accidentally declared war on Sweden after mistaking IKEA furniture names for foreign threats.
-Renamed all national parks to “Trump Forests.” Every tree now gold-plated.
-My VP was a bald eagle wearing sunglasses. I never questioned it.
-Held 43 rallies in a single day, crowd was just me and a confused pizza delivery guy. Still got re-elected.

Game crashed once when I tried to pardon myself and deport myself at the same time.
Graphics: Surprisingly orange.
Soundtrack: Mostly national anthems and ego.

Only downside? Can’t tweet from the Oval Office mid-nuke launch. Lost immersion.

Final Verdict: 5 out of 5 Executive Orders.
Would Make Steam Great Again.

i'm just buying anything i guess cause

Here We Go Again in 2025

:(

ye

When I first played this game years ago, I thought it was a mess but now after having read the paragraphs of text, I can say this game is pretty fun.

While being simple, this game has a charming game play loop that is just fun to try and reach God Emperor rank. The game offers a challenge system that rewards you with upgrades for both the Taliban raids and the main games map/trade level.

Little Pearls of Wisdom

1. You can send aid anytime you want to any country, you do not need them to ask (helps with Europe's challenge of getting 3 countries to love America)
2. If you ever go over the limit and WW3 is declared, you can spam aid to countries to reduce the bar as it climbs (helps with China's and Japan's challenges)
3. Raiding North Korea offers little WW3 bar growth and gives you a great start early game for obtaining products
4. Completing challenges buffs Trump to be more efficient and powerful

For the God Emperor Achievement

After playing for a while, I do not think getting this achievement is even possible just with how demanding the game is with its prerequisites to actually be able to end the game.

BASE REQUIREMENTS TO BEAT GAME AND GET GOD EMPEROR

• Obtain Ammo Belt Upgrade (Faster Fire Speed and damage): Get North Korea to Max Fear
  ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -You can invade North Korea for 500 billion to get them to fear you or spam rockets at them for 25
  billion
  
• Obtain Rockets and Minigun (Required for final boss fight): Buy a product while raiding North Korea
  
• Get America to level 5 (Base Requirement to unlock all Taliban levels)
  
• Beat all Taliban Raids
  
• Pay off your debt (Debt starts at 20 trillion (20000 billion) and grows over time)
  
• Do all of this before 365 days or 15 minutes (2.5 seconds per day)
  

Because so much is required, I made a spreadsheet for all of the costs and income you will accrue when trying and beating the Taliban

COSTS TO UPGRADE AMERICA

[table]
[tr]
[th]Level[/th]
[th]Price (Billions)[/th]
[th]Cows (~17 per) [/th]
[th]Product (~30 per)[/th]
[th]Oil (~110 per)[/th]
[th]Cost[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 1[/th]
[th]50 [/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]50[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 2[/th]
[th]600[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]600[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 3[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]28[/th]
[th]20[/th]
[th]8[/th]
[th]1956[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 4[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]35[/th]
[th]25[/th]
[th]10[/th]
[th]2445[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 5[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]42[/th]
[th]30[/th]
[th]12[/th]
[th]2934[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]TOTAL COST [/th]
[th] 7985 BILLION (7.985 trillion) [/th]
[/tr]
[/table]

TALIBAN LEVEL REWARDS

[table]
[tr]
[th]Level[/th]
[th]Cash Yield (Billions)[/th]
[th]Cows (~17 per) [/th]
[th]Product (~30 per)[/th]
[th]Oil (~110 per)[/th]
[th]Profit[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 1[/th]
[th]510[/th]
[th]4[/th]
[th]3[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]668[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 2[/th]
[th]340[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]1[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]370[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 3[/th]
[th]1870[/th]
[th]4[/th]
[th]5[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]2088[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 4[/th]
[th]3000[/th]
[th]10[/th]
[th]3[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]3260[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Level 5[/th]
[th]1620[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]2[/th]
[th]0[/th]
[th]1680[/th]
[/tr]
[tr]
[th] TOTAL YIELD[/th]
[th] 8066 BILLION (8.066 trillion) [/th]
[/tr]
[/table]

NET LOSS OR PROFIT
[table]
[tr]
[th]INCOME GAINED FROM RAIDS[/th]
[th]$8066 Billion[/th]

[/tr]
[tr]
[th]COSTS REQUIRED TO RAID[/th]
[th]$7958 Billion[/th]

[/tr]
[tr]
[th]Income Statement[/th]
[th]+ $108 billion [profit] [/th]
[/tr]
[/table]
So with only making ~$100 Billion, you really need to try and invest as much as you can into oil and making as much profit before taking on the Taliban because there is nothing to gain in fighting them outside of finishing the game.

For those who don't want to attempt the grind of God Emperor legitimately

1. Go to your file explorer
   
2. Go to documents
   
3. Open the "MakeAmericaGreatAgin" folder
   
4. Open the "Data" text file
   
5. CTR + F and search for ""
   
6. Switch the current value with however much you want
   
[*] Then just buy up a bunch of resources and complete the game

C:\Users\userName\OneDrive\Documents\MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Other than grinding the God Emperor achievement, this game is pretty fun and a very casual experience; once you get past all the paragraphs of tutorial text.

GOAT mr. Trump

:GoldenT: :GoldenR: :GoldenU: :GoldenM: :GoldenP: :GodEmperorTrump:

Was given this as a gag forever ago. Regardless of my feelings on Trump (they're negative, FWIW), I did play this game on its own merits.

It's... basic. Just a basic kind of game you'd expect to find on older Flash Game sites. It isn't worth literally paying for when you can find the same thing - for free - on Kongregate.

I guess if you're REALLY into this guy, go for it. It is your money. No one can stop you.

But if you value your time, money, and integrity? I'd pass, honestly. Go play Metal Slug and get a 2D military action game that is actually fun and worth investing time into.

Its actually more fun than i thought it would be.

1

I Regret Nothing… Except Maybe My Life Choices

⭐ 10/10 ⭐

Were's part 2?

This game saved my life.

I am 69.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.

waiting for a sequel

Make America Great Again Salute to Mr. Trump's re-election to the presidency of the United States.
Make America Great Again Ein Gruß an Trumps Wiederwahl zum Präsidenten der Vereinigten Staaten.
Saluez la réélection de M. Trump à la présidence des États-Unis.
俾美利坚复振雄风，敬颂川普公再登大总统之位。
让美国再整活儿，给川普先生点个赞，又当上美国总统啦！
讓美國再次偉大 祝賀川普先生再次榮登美國總統職位。
让美国再次伟大 致敬川普先生再次荣登美国总统席位。

Kamala， Joe Biden, you‘re fired! Get out !!! get out !!! get out！！

It's Alright

We are so back!

Trump 2024 stunning comeback!

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⡉⣉⡛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣸⣿⣿⡿⠿⡯⢙⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⡀⠄⢀⣀⣉⣉⣉⠁⠐⣶⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⣿⣿⣀⠈⠿⢟⡛⠛⣿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠰⣄⣴⡬⢵⣴⣿⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡉⠻⣿⡿⠁⠘⠛⡿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠈⠻⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣧⣀⠾⠿⠶⠦⢳⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⢣⣶⡒⠶⢤⢾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠄⢘⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠻⠻⠺⣼⣿⠟⠋
⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡀⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤⠄⠰⡆⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⢦
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⠟⡋⠄⠄⠄⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢺⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠸⣿⡄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

MAGA

HERE WE GO AGAIN
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⡉⣉⡛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣸⣿⣿⡿⠿⡯⢙⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⡀⠄⢀⣀⣉⣉⣉⠁⠐⣶⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⣿⣿⣀⠈⠿⢟⡛⠛⣿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠰⣄⣴⡬⢵⣴⣿⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡉⠻⣿⡿⠁⠘⠛⡿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠈⠻⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣧⣀⠾⠿⠶⠦⢳⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⢣⣶⡒⠶⢤⢾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠄⢘⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠻⠻⠺⣼⣿⠟⠋
⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡀⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤⠄⠰⡆⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⢦
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⠟⡋⠄⠄⠄⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢺⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠸⣿⡄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Make America Great Again

We did it again.

Written-by Mr. Kim Dotcom, circa August 18, 2024:

"This may be the most important post you’ll ever read because it provides a simple explanation about why our world is being destroyed, by design.

I’m not antisem itic nor a N azi. I’m simply a former hacker with great analytical skills who understands what’s happening in the world.

At the end of this post I will quote from a world domination plan. You will recognize the truth immediately because that’s what’s currently happening in the world. Today’s reality suggests that this plan is real.

When you do your own research you will learn that the origin of this plan was discredited and that the alleged creators have nothing to do with it. But who was the person providing the key evidence?

It was allen dulles. The man who raised money from US industrialists to fund Ad olf Hi tler, his Na zi party and his war. The man who later became the director of the CIA during Kennedy and the head of The Warren Commission that investigated the Kennedy Incident. Why would anybody believe a man with such a questionable character?

The protocols of the elders of zion have unquestionably borrowed ideas from several authors but you can say that about most important writings throughout history. It was called a fabrication and is one of the first uses of the term ‘conspiracy theory’.

Why do zionists have a massive over-representation in the media, politics, banking, and world-affairs? How did such a small community get to dominate all the centers of power and information?

Why can isreal ignore UN resolutions, international-law, and commit a genocide in Ga za, to standing ovations in the US Congress? Why is isreal acting like it is above the law seemingly without any fear of consequences.
Read some of the alleged zi onist world domination plan below and compare it with reality. Is all of this just a coincidence?

“Our power will be more invincible than any other, because it will remain invisible until the moment when it has gained such strength that no cunning can any longer undermine it.”

“We shall absolutely control the media, so that not a single announcement will ever reach the public without our control. In this way we shall have a sure triumph over our opponents, for without the media, they are helpless.”

“We will distract the brainless heads with vain conceptions, fantastic theories, rotten amusement, games, and filthy passions, so that they will be unable to use what intellect they have. They will never suspect that they have been stage managed by us.”

“We shall establish huge monopolies, so that all will go to ruin when the political smash-up comes. We must, at all cost, deprive them of their lands, we must lower wages, and raise the prices of all necessities of life.”

“We shall create an economic crisis, which will stop dealings in all exchanges and bring industry to a standstill. We shall throw onto the streets whole mobs of workers, simultaneously, all over the world, who will rush to loot property and delight to shed blood.”

“In our government, besides ourselves, there must only be the mass of enslaved people, a few billionaires devoted entirely to us, police, and soldiers. To do this we must create chaos and hostilities, and we must use all deceit, treachery and falseness, possible. Our greatest weapon is the media.”

“We shall establish one king over all of earth who will annihilate all causes of discord, such as borders, nationalities, religion, state debts, etc., and get peace and quiet which cannot be secured in any other way. To attain our ends we must foment trouble in all countries, utterly exhaust all of humanity with hatred, struggle, envies, torture, starvation, and diseases, so that the people will be forced to take refuge in our complete sovereignty.”

“Our master card has been, is, and shall be, the destruction of all privileges, on the ruins of which we shall set up our absolute autocracy.”

Please be mindful that most pro-isreal comments on social media are generated by the largest bot network in the world, not by real people.

Specifically, this is what has been done, using video-games to brain-wash, indoctrinate, demoralize, and fractionalize, young(er) people who would otherwise be focused-on family and community, is IN-YOUR-FACE, now, and is openly-known to be happening with the games we buy from Steam, and others.

Search for this article using the following search-terms: Zero Hedge "Leftist Consulting Firms Exposed Behind Wokification Video Games":

""How the tables have turned in the past decade. If you were involved at the inception of the culture war around a decade ago then you probably remember an abrupt and distinct change in popular media from 2015 to 2016. There was a surge of far-left and feminist propaganda in movies, television, commercials and even video games that was highly aggressive, perhaps even militant. Some people spoke out at the time and questioned the motives behind the trend, only to be smacked down by angry mobs of activists and corporate journalists with accusations of “conspiracy theory” and “bigotry.”

In other words, their claim was that you were not seeing what you thought you were seeing. There was no feminist agenda. There was no gay or trans agenda. There was no socialist messaging. It was only in your head.
If there is one rule that encompasses all political endeavors, it is this: If you have to hide your intentions and lie about your goals when trying to spread your ideology, then something is probably very wrong with your ideology. This is exactly the problem inherent in the attempt to spread woke doctrine – Activists and provocateurs never ask anyone if they want to hear about woke ideas; they seek to force everyone to see and hear woke ideas, to the point that people cannot escape the messaging.

Even more insulting is the fact that even though most of these activists claim to be fans of the media they target, they are usually discovered to be frauds. Woke ideologues have little sincere interest in nostalgia, movie making, video games, comic books, etc. They only care about these properties because they see them as a vehicle to be co-opted, infected and dominated. Leftists know well that if they control pop culture they can control the thinking of the next generation."...

TRUMP 2024 BABY!!! MAGA!!!

If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life and I had to start again with just my children and my wife, I'd thank may lucky stars to be living here today cuz the flag still stands for freedom 'n they can't take that away, and I'm proud to be an american where at least I know I'm free n I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, and I gladly stand up next to you and defend Her still today cause there ain't no doubt I love this land GOD BLESS THE U.S.A! from the lakes of MN to the hills of TN across the plains of TX oh from sea to shining sea, from DET down to HOU and NY to L.A. where's pride in every american heart and it's time we stand and say, that I'm proud to be an american were at least I know I'm free 'n I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, and I gladly stand up next to you 'n defend Her still today cause there ain't no doubt I love this land GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!! God Bless this country <3 and I'm proud to be an american were at least I know I'm free and I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, and I gladly stand up! next to you 'n defend Her still today cuz there ain't no doubt I love this land. <3
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!!!
Blessed is The Nation Whose God is The Lord, The People he has Chosen as his own Inheritance - Psalms 33:12
Heisen

Sounded like a fun game. Wish I could have figured out how to play it.

The greatest emotes on Steam.

https://i.imgur.com/Lj79LSU.png

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⡉⣉⡛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣸⣿⣿⡿⠿⡯⢙⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⡀⠄⢀⣀⣉⣉⣉⠁⠐⣶⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⣿⣿⣀⠈⠿⢟⡛⠛⣿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠰⣄⣴⡬⢵⣴⣿⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡉⠻⣿⡿⠁⠘⠛⡿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠈⠻⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣧⣀⠾⠿⠶⠦⢳⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⢣⣶⡒⠶⢤⢾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠄⢘⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠻⠻⠺⣼⣿⠟⠋
⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡀⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤⠄⠰⡆⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⢦
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⠟⡋⠄⠄⠄⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢺⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠸⣿⡄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Bought the game for points shop items.

Idle it for a few hours.

Play with the chopper a bit.

Get a foil card.

Sell it for $9.

Rinse and repeat.

9/10