BADASS

In your little town, people think you are a complete loser.
But when you go outside, nobody has heard of you.
And when you luck up and get to purchase a sexy slave for a few dozen bucks (all your savings), you know there is an opportunity for things to turn around.
You've been a loser all your life. Is the habit too ingrained in you, or do you have what it takes to become a BADASS!