Разработчик: Suspicious Developments
Описание
The only objective is to collect points, and the only thing that increases your points is swinging swiftly, smoothly and elegantly without hitting anything. As you pick up momentum, you start to glow, the bars you're collecting rise up, the music kicks in, and your trajectory burns a bright red line in the air, drawing huge, beautiful mathematical curves of your arcing flight.
Also the name is a pun, so that's cool.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: 1 GHz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 60 MB available space
- Additional Notes: A mouse, rather than a trackpad, is recommended.
Mac
- OS: OS X 10.5
- Processor: 1 GHz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Storage: 60 MB available space
- Additional Notes: A mouse, rather than a trackpad, is recommended.
Linux
- Processor: 1 GHz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Storage: 60 MB available space
- Additional Notes: A mouse, rather than a trackpad, is recommended.
Отзывы пользователей
Calming game. 10/10 would relax again! this game is physically impossible to rage at. Its perfect for anything. The controls are so simple it makes you want to cry of joy not dealing with some stupidly complicated controls
I found this game on wheelhaus randomly. I went in thinking "only 24 mb? It can't be that great", but WOW! What a neat little game! In this game, you play as a dot and swing around like spiderman, collecting bars for points. The levels are randomly generated, so it's basically endless. You just start the game up, and relax to the tunes while playing. Best of all, it's free! I can't recommend this enough, try it out!
The game is simple and fun and i normally play it if im waiting for something.I would give it a 9/10 because its fun and nice to plsy buts its not much special but i would still recomend it.
Very interesting and simple. Spent some time imersed in the swinging. Its all about timeing and physics. Totally worth playing.
Quite cool concept, the game feels like a demo though.
One of the most simple time killing game I've played. Worth trying out.
I found this game quite hard, if I'm honest, but otherwise a very nice game and well worth getting. 9/10.
I personally think this is THE MOST relaxing game on steam right now, there are custimization settings and everything is your pace chill and a great time waster usually runs on all computers most no system reqs and a steady 50 fps on all pcs usually
Very fun and addictive. Really great, simplistic game. Defininetly one of my favourites. 10/10. I WOULD PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME!
Really chill if you want to relax and take your mind off things. Nice soothing music to listen too as well while playing.
this game portrays itself as "peaceful" but I have found it to be nothing in regards to that. the constant struggle of keeping momentum and having to sweat in order to avoid obstacles brings me closer to frustration than a baby who had their binky taken away.
with that being said, the soundtrack takes me back to a simpler, happier time. i like.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling
If you had a really shit day, everything is going wrong and your just mad. Play this game for a bit. And you will feel just fine
I don't get the "overwhelmingly positive" reviews for this game. It's not a terrible game, but it's not great either. The gameplay consists of using a grappling hook (really just a red line) to swing around in arcing trajectories in order to collide with some red bars. The levels consist of some randomly-placed grey boxes to which are attached red bars. The more bars you collide with (while avoiding collisions with the grey boxes), the higher your score. That's. . . basically the whole game. Pressing "enter" allows you to skip to the next level, but as far as I can tell all of the levels are pretty much exactly the same. Just randomly-placed boxes. There doesn't seem to be a clear objective to the game either, aside from simply getting a high score. There is no endgame as far as I can tell.
Honestly, this looks like a simple proof-of-concept prototype that could have been made in Unity in an afternoon. There's hardly any content and the gameplay gets boring after a few minutes. A point in the game's favour is that it's free, so I can't really complain about the price. If you're curious, you might as well download it and try it out for yourself. But I wouldn't personally recommend it.
You should check out the developer's other game, Gunpoint. It's a much better game in my opinion.
Good when you just need to chill.
Edit: genuine top 10 favorite games of all time, carried me through many depressive moments
Incredible Graphics and Gameplay. Runs an easy 60 Frames, as well as very Sharp and Smooth looking Graphics. Outstanding Gameplay, the idea of the game is great. As well as it only took me about 3 minutes to get the hang of things. Very well made and would reccomend to others.
Pyrocyniacal puts out a commentary video.
Shows floating point as gameplay.
I download the gaem.
I play the gaem for 200h.
I recomend the creator/s to send it to microsoft cause it's a next-gen alternative for mineswapper.
Boost up some graphics maybe, custom colors and shapes and voila, one hundred million dolars.
I can play this drunk,
I can play this high,
Mister Suspicious Developments,
You are a great guy
It's kind of boring. I thought maybe my son might want it. He said it's ok, but he doesn't want it. I don't think any of my friends would like it either. :(
If you look at all the reviews that people posted, most of thier play times are an hour or less. I think that tells you more about the game than what the reviews say.
This is amazing! Dont go into this expecting a game. Go into this expecting a chill experiance for you to play with a hot cup of tea next to you. Perfect for relaxing would recommend. 69/10 - Dan Backslide
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Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Suspicious Developments |
Платформы | Windows, Mac |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 19.01.2025 |
Отзывы пользователей | 94% положительных (33) |