Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™

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I have completed everything this game has to offer. I have done everything I can do to get Ken Into Barbies Pants. Poor Barbie tries her hardest to get Ken to like her. She gets new outfits, still with Rochelle. Gets 1st place on every single event in the dreamhouse, Still with Rochelle. Brushes the dogs until their fur is softer then a babys bottom, still with Rochelle. I have to Break the news to Barbie.

Dear Barbie,

I'm sorry to say Barbie but I just don't think I can help you anymore, Rochelle always seems to have the one up on you. I have come to one conclusion...Ken Just doesn't like you and never will.

1) I get you looking hotter then a summers day, He said he already took a dip to cool off.

2) I get you a sexy, super expensive car, He says he already went on a ride.

3) I teach you how to cook delicious meals, He says he already ate.

Ever wonder why your car suddenly goes missing during the summer?

1) When Ken gets hot during the summer he just Goes for a "Dip" with Rochelle

2) Ken and Rochelle have been taking your sports car out every summer to take lovely "Joy RIdes"

3) Rochelle and Ken never want to eat your meals because they spend all day "eating out"

Barbie, it's over, we are through. You have spent all of this time trying to get with Ken when this whole time I have been here supporting you and your endeavors. "If you can't see that I'm the only one who understands you, been here all along so why cant you see...you belong with me?" You threw it all away Barbie, Keep chasing your pointless man, he will never be with you.

Life in Plastic, isn't always Fantastic.
-Frigid

P.S. You can stop wearing that Safari Outfit now, You will never see the Elephants Trunk.

Disclaimer: Yes this is a joke

Although this game is targeted mainly for adult males, this game has alot to offer for other types of gamers, its VERY challenging(in all seriousness it is) and offers a lovely story with role play and a fully customizable character with plenty of unlocks! After all this is a fair and great game that is not Pay to Win at all and provides the player perfect play against the opposition of the game.

Story: 10/10
Gameplay(how playable it is): 10/10
Graphics: 10/10
Optimization: 10/10 200fps+
Replay value: 10/10
Price affordable: 10/10
Vote for Game of Year? Yes
Vote to have EVO Tournament? Yes

Finally a horror game that not only is scary but has an amazing plot as well! Most of the games go for the scare and have no plot what so ever. This one however is great from both the plot side and scary side. From start to finish.

I've often thought about the awful things that Barbie is capable of doing to people, but the fact that in this game, Barbie actually manages to really get in your head and spin your brain around, twisting and turning your look at the both the game and reality itself. It really makes it hard to sleep at night. You start to question what is real and what is not. Will I die within a year? a month? in a few seconds? Barbie sure as hell got you pinned down in this game.

This game spooked me 10 out of 10 times! Beware of Barbie.
And remember kids God loves ugly and Barbie doesn't!

This game changed my life. I used to be a drug addict, a slut, and most important, I was suicidal. That was until I came across this game. I bought it just for trolling at first, and decided to test it, just for fun. Before I even knew, I got addicted; it was just like ecstasy all over again, I just couldn’t stop. Now, I don't do anything else than playing Barbie, my life is Barbie now. Well anyways, my point, this game took my ecstasy addict away, made me look at life in a completely different way, and gave me knowledge that I would never understand in school. Barbie simply gave me motivation to live and do productive stuff; I even got a job now. I strongly recommend this game for miserable humans that don't know better than doing drugs etc. In addition, Barbie: dream house party is for those who need motivation to do anything they want, and hey. If you’re not a party man, or don’t have time to party, you don’t need to feel bad about it, because Barbie teach you how to basic, how to make noise! You won’t even need that much alcohol while playing. Fear not, this game might be addictive and not for kids, but it’s worth the $9.48. Thumps up from me.

If you are into survival games such as The Forest or Stranded Deep, this is the game for you. The game takes place in a possesed "Dreamhouse" and you have to fight against the machine holding you down. The game truly is a narrative for everyday America with Big Brother watching your every move.

8/10 would rate 10/10 if they added multiplayer.

It's all Raquelle's fault. That bitch.

When I first got the game, it was awesome, roaming through the wastes of a post-apocalyptic society, killing fiends, joining the NCR, destroying the legion, best game 10/10,

I streamed this game on Twitch. I received $100 in donations to buy better games. 10/10 would stream Barbie as a job.

This game changed my life
10/10 Story Sound Gameplay Graphics
I reccomend this to any hardcore gamer and video game lover
If you don't own this in your libary your slacking off man

Barbie and her three friends: angry barbie, silly barbie, and the brown one have to compete in minigames revolving around girly things like dress-up, cleaning animals, and factory style labor.

After finishing an area, Barbie provides a silly quip about the recent events and you unlock clothes for her to wear.

I guess if you like Barbie or just want your friends to ask you a ton of stupid questions about the game while you're playing then you should buy it.

Be like Ken. Embrace your shame and surround yourself with better people.

There is no more superior game than Barbie Dreamhouse Party. There is a reason why this game has received universal acclaim for best storyline, graphics, sound and gameplay. I do not understand why people have been turned away from Barbie Dreamhouse Party. Barbie Dreamhouse Party has gameplay which will make you play for hours on end (please excuse my playtime; I played probably 20 hours offline *cough*), putting every other subpar game title, including Counter-Strike, DOTA2, Assassin’s Creed, GTA and Zelda to shame.

The graphics are immaculate; you can clearly see the level of detail and effort put into the game. Barbie's arkwork is spectacular; she almost looks like a human (or maybe I'm the one which almost looks like a human and she's the real deal...). There simply can't be any other game with this detail. "[Insert game name here] has better graphics than this bull," you may say. Pff. As if. EVERY other game will never have the equal amount of effort and quality graphics the developers of Barbie Dreamhouse Party have done.

The sounds... are fantastic. There seem more realistic than real life. For example, when you're walking, the footsteps Barbie and her friends make seem so realistic. It's almost like the world of Barbie Dreamhouse Party is reality and planet Earth is virtual reality. Music played is absolutely top notch; you could tell that the composers of the music in the game has more of a talent than Mozart.

And last but not least, the storyline. And I can't even begin to tell you the wonderful scripting and voice acting which has been put in this game. It is simply great. Amazing. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Words cannot describe the magic of the storyline. Gone is The Last of Us and their Golden Joystick Award for 'Best Storytelling'. It is obvious that the public had not played the masterpiece Barbie Dreamhouse Party.

All in all, buy this game. You will not regret it. Just because everything is in pink doesn't mean it should turn you away from purchasing this game. This game is every other triple A and indie game out there on Steam combined into something fantastic which will have you laughing, crying and screaming of joy.

Barbie is love
Barbie is life
<3

I never expected this game to have such an impact on my life.
Inspiring ending, I cried a little
10000000000/10

Although I had a couple Barbie dolls as a child, I was never a Barbie fan. However, as a mother of 2 girls (7 yo and 5 yo), the appeal of Barbie and the Barbie world drew me in as my girls enjoyed the dolls, movies, and books. But I never really enjoyed any of the story lines that featured Barbie; they were too cloyingly sweet, lacked imagination and originality, and just cranked out the same plot premise with a different name and different wardrobe.

But "Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse" proved to be completely different! My 5 yo selected this on Steam and I also tried to persuade her to choose something else, but ended up really enjoying the show. The characters have a greater dimension than all the superficial "friends" on Barbie movies; in the show, they have preferences and personality. I love that Ken is a build-it-fixer-upper, that Skipper has teen angst, that Midge is old-fashioned, and that Raquelle wants to upstage Barbie but ends up feeling the brunt of bad karma. And the humor is in the snappy quips and comebacks and situations, like when Ken attempts to figure out what his job is but eventually discovers his job is to be Barbie's boyfriend; well, duh, all us girls know that! LOL The humor combines both slapstick and satire, making it a show that little kids and "grown up" kids can enjoy. Reminds me really of how Looney Toons were like, except the grown up sarcasm has become more contemporary. And it is apparent that this is a show that is poking fun of itself and not meant to be taken seriously. You have to realize that Barbie is fantasy and they are dolls that use life-size lip glosses and make up applicators. If anything, these episodes would be closer to the slapdash type of madhouse doll playing I did with my friends as a kid; nonsense and a lot of jokes. :-) My daughters get the humor, I found it incredibly funny, and even my husband was caught laughing at the jokes----which says A LOT since he can't stand two minutes of the regular Barbie items. LOL I ended up recommending this show to my girlfriend who has a 1-yo daughter, and she is hooked now too. It's some dank shit. :^)

It's a lot like Doom, awsome for killing time (◕‿◕✿)
The devs left this game unoptimized, so you need a very high-end computer for this game though, or else you'll get low frames in multiplayer. I'd recommend waiting for this one to go on sale though, or until the DLC bundle comes out.

This is in all honesty the best game to own on steam. You will get lost in it's advanced next gen story that you can only expect from a godly game like Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™. Before this game I was nothing, no friends, no job, no family, and no girlfriend but now I have all those thing and this game is to thank for it all. I'm now a changed man and I would like to thank Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™ for all the hours of entertainment and fun.

10/10 sure to get you laid

This is an exceptional psychological thriller, a true window to the minds of the young and famous. We are brought in to the world of Barbie, a go-getting young woman with a mansion that achieves the ultimate in superfluity - by placing a wardrobe inside of a wardrobe. Her friends (or "friends", as we are soon to discover), seemingly mooch around this "dreamhouse", expecting Barbie's romantic life and mysterious relatives to provide them with ample entertainment as distractions from the ennui of everyday life. They are soon, however, found trapped within the confines of said "dreamhouse". Fortunately, no matter where they turn, they are able to locate a wardrobe, therefore whenever their fragile self-esteem may be in danger, they can always wear hideous leopard print tights in order to give their courage a boost.

Many questions are raised and left without answer, perhaps in order to give you, the player, the ability to judge and understand for yourself. How did Barbie come in to this money? What relation are the various children around the place to her? Are they her own children, or more likely, are they siblings from what we can only presume to be her father's varied dalliances - perhaps the reasoning behind Barbie's close-knit community of females where men (like the ambigiously homosexual Ken and that other guy who's name I can't remember) are left on the outer. In fact, Barbie's parents are nowhere to be seen. Perhaps they left their eldest daughter this mysterious "dreamhouse" and sole custody of the varied siblings/children, as well as an antagonizing robot. Perhaps Barbie's kind confidence and easygoing nature are facades, put in place to hide a lonely, abandoned heart.

And what of her other friends - Nikki, the brunette who seemingly acts clumsy and perhaps is subject to the most antagonizing by the mysterious, perverted house robot? Is she, perhaps, impoverished compared to the others? Perhaps her education is lacking? Perhaps she is merely an anxious young woman so desperate for the approval for her friends. Maybe it's a front, and she's smarter than she lets on? I like to think so. The black girl who's name I also can't remember, does she play up the sassy black woman angle as a stereotype? And Raquelle, who even names a white girl Raquelle? Is she, perhaps, a girl also desperately seeking approval, to the point where she deliberately acts out and antagonizes others, perhaps as a makeup for the love she so desperately requires and never recieved from her family?

In summary, this game is a delightful party game with a deep psychological underside that raises many questions and really makes you think. Perhaps you can unravel the secret worlds lying within each character in this mysterious game?

There are some ruthless, cruel, challenging, post-apocalyptic, undead, 'run for your life' games out there. Killing Floor, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil Revelations and Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army are games that leave you unsettled. Part of what makes them so good, is their ability to lull you into a false sense of security and then the zombies swoop without warning. Barbie Dreamhouse Party however, should not be considered one of them .... it is far, far scarier! Yes! .... you read it right .... Barbie Nightmarehouse Party is another level of horror. It leaves you in a panic, trying to anticipate where the monsters will attack from and when. Be afraid, be very afraid!

So why is it so scary:

* Well for starters, the walls are pink! .... PINK! That colour is evil!

* The horse, Tawny, has makeup on. MAKEUP! Why is a horse wearing makeup? Tawny must be an evil creature, masking undead scales, underneath that camouflage, ready to attack, when you least expect it. Zombie games do that; they ambush you when you're not looking. I'm watching you, odd-toed ungulate mammal!

* The game has karaoke dance events! What sorcery is this? While you partake in these activities, I suspect the zombies are roused from their sleep, by this ceremonial dance, and are preparing to attack from their hidden dark alcoves. Be ready for them!

* You don't get chainsaws, rocket launchers, m99's or aa12's to defend yourself. If/when things get nasty, you get combs, hairbrushes, and nail files for weapons. Make sure you get to the hairdryer first, because that's the closest thing you'll find resembling a gun.

* Barbie's closet is endless! That is sorcery for sure, because closets are not endless. It is well known that zombies jump out of closets too. It's always a closet .... but an endless closet is mind-bogglingly formidable! It might mean .... (pause) .... ENDLESS ZOMBIES? Stay away from the closets!


Now some might argue that I've been playing zombie games for way too long and it has warped my perception. I'll admit that I'm still yet to trigger the horde of monsters, but I've only played for roughly 1000 hours. Trust me however, because I have experience with zombie games and Barbie will transform into the giant boss monster you'll have to fight at the end (probably the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man). Watch her closely, because when she approaches you about the subject of glitter, the final battle is likely to begin! Good luck!


P.S. Post-apocalyptic horror aside, this game is well packaged and professionally done. At the time of purchase, I considered it to be overpriced, but it was new. I'm sure that will change over time. I bought it, despite it's cost, because humour is great value when it's priceless!

Pros:
o:You can play this game online with your buddies,and the netcode is better than most mass marketed games right now
o:It doesn't have a linear format,but has no open world so you can do various minigames against ai or players and you unlock more as you go on
o:It has around 15 hours of content,very shocking considering the year this was made most games had 3 hours of story and relied on sidequests/multiplayer to milk more time out of their games
o: Has cute boys/girls,but is a kids game so the dating aspects[yeah they're in there]are tame but still hilarious
o:Good for meeting some cool guys,as the community on steam who play it is small but pretty cool guys
Cons:
o:The multiplayer aspects are dead because people find this to be a girly title,more below
o:high price for a game with more or less just minigames and hanging in a house being a typical teenage girl
o:no matter how hard you beg,the emo guitar playing boy teen will not notice you unless you pubstomp his girlfriend several times
o:has a very unmanly title attached to a otherwise possibly very popular game with several fun minigames and a good concept
7/10,it doesn't keep you going with just the A.I. but its pretty interesting and keeps you playing until you realize "wow man I'm playing a barbie game" but its fun and has some good jokes

I really.. *cough* I mean my little sister.. Really loved this game. It has so many fun moments , from what I saw when she was playing it. The best part was being able to make barby look like a real girl by dressing her up to be a slut. Because after all thats what a good role moddle looks like. 10 out of 10. I will tell all of my friends to try it out.

I bought this while it was on special for my daughter. And while it is a fun game, and she enjoyed playing it, it took her all of 90 minutes to finish the game in it's entirety.

Needless to say I'm not impressed at all, as I was expecting significantly more play value out of this game for the price being asked.

The current asking price is way too high, for the value received, I'd expect to pay in the region of $5 to $10.

Best. Game. Ever. Forget your Dota, Team Fortress and others Bioshock, this is the new king.
I mean, seriously, who wouldn't like being Barbie™?