orange kino

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Дата регистрации

12.02.2017

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UM

О себе

da,mYou will never be a real Isuzu Impulse RS AWD turbo with handling by lotus. You have no turbo, your wing is aftermarket, you have a glass FWD transmission. You are an economy car twisted by Affirm loans and zipties into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ricer appearance behind closed doors.

Enthusiasts are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even upbadgers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a driver. Your torque curve is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a new owner home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he pops the hood to see your gutless, naturally aspirated motor.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a 0-60 pull every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the blown headgasket creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be driven to the dealer, your owner will test drive a Civic, hand the keys to the salesman, and plunge you into the back of the lot. The certified tech will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll put you on the lot with a sticker marked with your birth model, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a grocery getter is parked there. Your frame will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your chassis is a VIN that is unmistakably an Asuna Sunfire.No information given.No information given.