jb2097

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Дата регистрации

15.09.2015

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GB

О себе

There's 6 things I know in this crazy, mixed up world:
1) I am not a number
2) I am not a tractor
3) Dolphins are mammals, not fish
4) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
5) Cockroaches are icky but people might hate them less if they:
a) Could be potty-trained and stopped pooing in your food
b) Did amusing little dances or performed ballet
c) Could be trained to ride tiny bicycles
6) I don't know what the sixth point is, but I do know that I don't know, and so the not knowing becomes something I know. So, uh, yeahh....thanks for reading this crap, I guess?No fuss, no thrills - just one dull mans opinion, delivered in a boring no nonsense fashion.

I'll leave the "hilarious" banter to funny people with a sense of humour. And leave the poncy word play / metaphors / symbolism to much more beardy-stroking intellectual types with degrees in poncy word playisms.

All I give a rats derriere about with my reviews is communicating whether I think a game is great, or crap, or somewhere in between. And, uh, for the sake of being honest - seeing if anyone will actually give me free games because of doing this....

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