Doctor PaaK

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I like videogames. I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store. Dude are you still reading this? What are you doing with your life? Go outside, play videogames or something, study some calculus, I don't know, get a life. Do you really have nothing else to do that you are reducing yourself to reading this ridiculously, stupendously, stupidly long text? Fine, we can talk. Lets see.... Oh! I know what we can talk about! You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Sorry, I get carried away sometimes with petty things... I think it's all the sexual tension I have built up inside of me. I don't talk about this in public, but on the internet, I am the futa-god, mod of threads, admin of boards, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of hentai, and here's why: Futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something, I love copypastas. <3
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