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19.07.2013

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No information given.In the year 1998, before time existed, there was a great war between the Jamaican space marines and Hitler's army. The three Jamaican Patriarchs formed the Jamaican bob sled team, an elite unit of bob sledding space marine Jamaicans to combat Hitler's army of cyborg dinosaurs. At the last moment, before they killed hitler he unleashed a biological agent into the atmosphere that transformed every sentient life form, with the acception of the few Pure blood Jamaicans, into an undead being. The Jamaican Patriarch, who because of his largely unpure Jamaichan bloodline, was extensively mutated until he became Martin Luther King Jr. the zombie king. In the final battle with Martin Luther King Jr. The Jamaican Bob sled team combined their Jamaican bob sled powers into one. When this happened they transformed into a Jamaican battle robot that could transform into a bob sled (Optimus Prime, Martin Luther King Jr's assistant, would later rip off this idea into the popular piece of media, Transformers). With this they decided to cause an overload of their Jamaican energy, thus creating a nuclear explosion of pure jamaican energy that killed the zombies, and ravaged the earth thus creating new life and the movie Cool Runnings. Unfortunately this killed one of the members of the bob sled team Yul Brenner. The remaining Jamaicans, with their ships destroyed and stranded on earth with their numbers small, decided to make home on earth. They took residence where the explosion started which was on an island now called Jamaica. In the year 1999 as new life began to progress along with the jamaican communtiy growing, the Jamaican bobsled team overlords decided that the new world must not know of the events predating its own creation. To do this they forged fake documents, music, movies, writing, wars, and Michael Jackson to fool people into believing in a different type of life predating the Jamaican explosion. Although no one but the Jamaicans know of this, they still honor the great sacrifice of the Jamaican space marines by ensliting a select few Jamaicans to go to the winter olympics to bob sled against the other nations. They also invented the sandwich to honor them.

We here at the "The Great Jamaican Bob Sled team" steam group honor the sacrifice of these men with this steam group.No information given.No information given.