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12.07.2013

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Am i offliine for more than a week and so on? have a sheity story so enjoy.

Darkness.
Only darkness surounded the immortal Wicht, trapped within this cold closet forever being force fed mcnolans and tortured by unstable shitternets, it couldnt go on.
One day, Wichty awoke to the sound of fear, it was Mister fistery bum raping the closet door again, it growled, hissed and scratched at the door. Unfortunatly, the assfister does it every day so Wichty went on his merry way and went onto his mactop to go look at pron to unleashy his lifeforce to keepy teh universe intact.
Terror, grew across Wichty's face as the blank page with "unable to connect to the internet" appeared, panic flowed through Witchy, but then Witchy noticed the wifi was just dissconected on the taskbar, reliving Witchy.
Witchy quickly went to connect to nextdoors wifi when suddenly..."Unable to connect", Witchy's face went pale as a feget leaving his closet , shrivled up as if his life and furrylistic soul was ripped from him...*RAAROW* went Mister fistery and opened the closet door, a sea of mcnolan dust spilled out and piss coloured obesity filled the air along with Wichty.
Freedom, Witchy was finaly free from the closetworld, berwilderd from such a sight, Witchy was frozen...
*RAAARAAWAROOAROO* went Mister fistery again as it began to bum rape Wichty's door. Snapping out of it, Witchy quickly castrated the mister fistery to slop the flow of obesity, sending the feget back to the grave yard, as the nob goblin ran away a card fell out if its ass {LINK REMOVED} [{LINK REMOVED}tinyurl.com][fluck u too stem] it was Witchy's most prized and only yogoh card.
Witchy had to get out from this piss coloured hell hole of obesity, quickly looking around Witchy saw a slit of light from under the staircase, his exit to the outer world.
*CREEEK* went the bumraped door as Witchy opened it letting the divine light flood into the basement, from such a sight Witchy was blinded from the light of the outer world, but the brave cherry crusader went onward.

Witchy started a new feterish now, a better one.
To this day no one knows where Wichty went or why, only to have the subtle memories of the Wichty he was.
(Teh Immortal Wicht will be back)