The Melon Lord

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21.06.2013

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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.



As I awaken from my slumber, I rub my eyes, and there he is next to me. My king. Lebron James. Not actually though, just a life-size body pillow measuring six feet nine inches and weighing 250 pounds.

I give him one last kiss before I get up and begin my routine. To start, I do what every person should do and I make my bed. Both pillows are stamped with different photos of my king, along with my sheets and comforter.

I push aside the Lebron shower curtain and hop in. I quickly apply my Lebron scented soap and get out. I brush my teeth with my Lebron toothbrush while listening to his career highlights to keep my brain busy. After I finish my routine, I choose a jersey from my collection, and I make sure everything is where it needs to be before I set out for the day. Lebron posters? Check. Lebron shrine? Check. Lebron Space Jam: A New Legacy squishy stretch toy? Check. Everything is good, now I can leave.

I pour a bowl of milk and dump in my space jam cereal to relieve my hunger and I continue listening to Lebron’s highlights. I take my time with my cereal, enjoying every bite, as the highlight reel comes to an end. That is my cue to go sit on the couch, and watch Space Jam on repeat for the rest of the day. Most days, I don’t even leave the house. There’s no need. Everything I need, I already have.

LeBron Raymone James if you’re reading this, thank you for everything.

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