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Greetings, folks, and welcome to the Squidward Show, where we're going to dive deep into the underwater world of conspiracy theories! I'm your host, Squidward, but today, I'll be channeling my inner Alex Jones. So get ready for some wild, mind-boggling theories that will leave you questioning everything!

Now, I must remind you that the views expressed on this show are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. So, without further ado, let's uncover the hidden truths lurking beneath the surface!

Our first theory of the day: "SpongeBob's Secret Society!" Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have reason to believe that SpongeBob SquarePants is not just an innocent fry cook. Behind those wide, innocent eyes lies the mastermind of a secret society plotting to take over Bikini Bottom! Those "krabby" patties? They're the key to mind control! Open your eyes, sheeple!

Next up, we have "The Chum Bucket Conspiracy!" Plankton's struggling restaurant is just a front for his diabolical experiments. That green goo he serves? It's turning the fish into mindless drones! Wake up, citizens! The Chum Bucket is a mind-control laboratory hiding in plain sight!

And how can we forget about "Gary the Snail: Government Spy!" That's right, folks, that cute little snail is keeping a close eye on everyone. Ever wondered why he meows instead of slithering? It's because he's not a snail at all! He's a highly trained agent gathering information for the underwater government. Stay vigilant, my friends!

Now, I must emphasize that these theories are entirely fictional and should not be taken seriously. They're purely for amusement and entertainment purposes. But hey, who doesn't love a good conspiracy theory now and then, right?

That's all the time we have for today on the Squidward Show, your source for bizarre theories and underwater shenanigans. Tune in next time, where we'll explore the connection between jellyfish and interdimensional portals! Until then, remember to question everything and keep that tin foil hat close at hand!Chad "SPUNJ" Burchill is an Australian former professional Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player and former Counter-Strike: Source player. He was previously the in-game leader and captain of Renegades. On 17th June 2016, SPUNJ announced his retirement from professional Counter-Strike after a long history with the game. He also added that he will endeavor to continue working in the esports industry.[1] Since then, he has worked as analyst and commentator on several tournaments and leagues.No information given.No information given.