TheMegaSnake808

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Дата регистрации

12.04.2013

О себе

My name's Jake! HI! How are you? Lol, i don't care.
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Great Things to Tell Your Friends... if you have some.
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Stay low, Move fast,| We choose to fap,
Kill first, Die last,___| Not because it is easy,
One shot, One kill,__| But because it is hard!
No luck, Pure skill.__| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Friends are like a trampoline, i always wanted a trampoline.
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Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick in you're mouth.
I'd like to have a word with you... The word is sex.

Narwhals are just dolphins with bayonets.