Crispyfries

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04.04.2013

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- Shaken, not stirred.
I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it.

I thought it wouldn’t matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant capacity;

the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and only leave 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while stirred gin martinis left behind 0.157% of the peroxide.

Based on the information I have concluded that for James Bond to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

- Ben Shapiro on Barbie.

Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a barbie girl.

Okay, let's even say I'm in a barbie world.

Right, so in this scenario I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic.

Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

- House, MD

Cuddy: "House, we need you to look at this patient."

Homestead: "No, and also your boobs."

Cuddy: "Yeah, yeah. I know. What if I told you her feet fell off?"

Homestead: "That happens sometimes. Not interested."

Cuddy: "I'll show you this naked picture of Wilson I found."

Homestead: "I'll take the case."

[Music]

- Two Sentence Horror Story.

"Damn, I gotta piss." I said as I start unzipping my pants in some bushes.

"You're penis is mine" the penis gobbler man said as he proceeded to rip my pp off and then gobble it down whole.No information given.No information given.No information given.