TheRealTimmyKush

Информация

Дата регистрации

01.01.2013

Страна

GB

О себе

My ESEA Account: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFakeTimmyKush/
Smurf: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheSecondTimmyKush




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My self-summary
My mother dearest describes me as a driven individual with a wide variety non-sociopathic interests. I like long walks on the beach and into my basement, where I proudly display my varied collection of cured meats and exotic cutlery. In addition to some of my more unique hobbies, I am also an aspiring magician, quite capable of lulling you into a sense of security and wonder.

If I should find myself lucky enough to be on a date with you, our first activity would without a doubt be a personal magic show. Audience participation is always a must in my shows, so I hope you like escape acts! We will race to free ourselves (teamwork!) from knotted restraints consisting of a hodgepodge of double half-hitches, square knots, bowline's, and more! I won't reveal all of the details in the interest of preserving some element of surprise, but if things go well and you have good taste, I'd wrap things up by running a warm bath filled with herbs and "bath" oils for you to marinate in until all of your muscles are tender. After which we will retire to the warmth of my kitchen to enjoy the remainder of the night.

I’m really good at
Chemistry, knots, soil science, taxidermy, cooking, baking, frying.

The first things people usually notice about me
My friendly demeanor and luscious carpet of neck hair. It's like a scarf I never have to remove! I love meeting new people and striking up conversations. Id say the most frequent observation I hear when talking to someone new would be 'I really cannot imagine you ever eating someone,' at which point I tell them that they ARE 100% RIGHT!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 50 Shades of Grey, Alive, The Hungry Games,
TV Shows: Dexter, House of Cards, Reno 911
Movies: Mean Girls, Silence of the Lambs, There Will be Blood, The Notebook, Twilight!
Food: Meth and Chicken mostly. I'm a big fan of finger food... and lady fingers (the biscuit obviously)

The six things I could never do without
My Cutlery
My Pokemon Card Collection
My Mother Dearest
High tensile strength rope (for all my knot tying endeavors)
My Melissa and Doug deluxe magic set
My Basement

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken

On a typical Friday night I am
Driving slowly in my panel van.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like things that taste like chicken, namely chicken and people. Haha, just joking, only chicken. I don't eat people. Seriously. I'm not a cannibal.

You should message me if
You like magic tricks, trying new cuisine, and people like me, who would never consider eating someone.Steam group of GoCataclysm's eSports teams.





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