[Saint] Jumbaco

Информация

Дата регистрации

31.08.2012

Страна

San Diego, California, United States

О себе

Hello. With a gajillion rep, don't even TRY calling me a scammer.
I'm afraid you'll need to "View more info" because Steam can't fit that much text onto the minimal profile summary area. Have fun.

9.25/15
"Welcome to Mann vs Machine. After 9 minutes of searching, hopefully it will have been worth the readying up."
- I actually made this myself, got inspired after getting the GabeN heavy set.


There are only 2 reasons you are reading this; the first is being a nosy guy who can't resist the allure of another's profile description. The other more common explanation is for trading. I prefer if you send an offer before adding me directly to talk about whatever it is you need to, but you can add me if you must. I don't remove friends often, but I do monthly cleanup. I will remove you faster if you are immature or never talk to me.


Profile pic thanks to:
http://grinningdoll.deviantart.com

Some crap about a shit like myself:
Birthday: October 12th, year not necessary. Just know I'm over 16 (and no, I'm not 17 smartass).
I sometimes play Urban Rivals. It's fun, but so luck based it's annoying.
Saint's Row is love.
I like MtG (not super up-to-date on it).
I am insane.
Squigly is one of my waifus (somewhere in the top 5).
Shantae is one of my waifus (also somewhere in the top 5).
Slenderman is a bad game and you should feel bad for playing it.
I really liked Dust: An Elysian Tale (no, I am NOT a furry).
I love eating at In-and-Out.
Borderlands 2 was really good.
The Binding of Isaac is hard but entertaining.
Portals are AWESOME!!!
Goat Simulator was boring (to me).
Terraria is much better than MineCraft.
I try Not to Starve, but I always fail.
TF2 is one of the greatest games of all time.
I torrent games that I want to play but are $20+
I like trading cards and badges.
I am a straight male who has only fallen in love with 3 girls, one online and two offline. I'm a personality>body person.
I sometimes contemplate suicide.
I don't mind LGBT, Bronies, or whatever the hell you are, just don't make a big deal out of it.


Why you can't NOT trust me:
Done deals where I had to go first or second, followed through, not marked as a scammer on SteamRep, no negs on bp.tf, and a ton of reps on profile.
Pissy butthurt stuff:
Been scammed out of $300+ in TF2 items (Skills Gotten Gains RPS and Vivid Plasma Tree, long while ago). Third-person impersonation scam; ironically Steam added the "how long you know this user" AFTER this happened, AFTER they said they couldn't help at all.
Shoutout to b0bswaggot for helping me through the hard times from that.



I don't talk to you anymore because I tell myself that if you really wanted to talk to me, you would.