Khatt

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12.07.2012

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No information given.If you are reading this then you have been cordially invited to join one of the most prestigious groups of demomen even assembled. Or you just clicked that little, bright green 'join group' button. Either way welcome aboard, lad. We are the Caberknight Crusaders, Doth hasten upon our enemies with prodigious precipitancy and ruination. (We run at people and hit them with explosives). It all started on a dark, snowy, evening, a top of mount Mirogishiyama. Except it wasn't snowy, and it was closer to midnight, and I don't even think Mirogishiyama is a real mountain....

BUT IT WAS DARK!!!

Anyways. The great and fabled Caber Clause descended into Steel, a humble CP map. The first thing he noticed was that there was way to many pyros, and it was bad, because pyros are bad. THE SECOND THING. The second thing he noticed was that RED team was getting their asses kick. Not softly either. BLU team had put on their theoretical steel toed boot and was kicking RED's theoretical fanny! Caber Clause brought it upon himself to right this wrong, so he gave everyone free hats. THE END! Just kidding, even better though. He promised to bless RED team with a mighty weapon, in agreement that they would use it honorably, and recklessly. So they did, RED struck back quicky against the unsuspecting BLU forces. As quickly as the unrelenting onslaught had begun, it was finished. Not really though, they had to wait for the timer to run out. Still, it was pretty awesome and, If you weren't there you were undoubtedly square. Thus the Caberknight Crusaders were born, vowing to serve fulminant justice to all of those who questioned their Great Caber Diety. What was that? You missed the part about the Caber Diety?
Oh, it must have slipped my mind. What a shame because I won't be repeating myself. It's not like it matters, this is the most questionable story I've told all day. All of this could be a complete lie, made up by me to blacken your innocence. Now I'm all like. 'haha, nerd! Your innocence has been lessened in hue!'. Either way, I really apprecaite you wasting your tim- I MEAN. Taking time out of your busy schedule to read this but, I've been rambling in text format for far to long now. So here's the part that really matters. I mean, NOTHING IMPORTANT HERE. Now nobody will know where I've put the important information. Basically, join the group if you wanna caber in Hoof, or any other server with us. Make an event if you wanna set up an mlg caber pub stomp, or anything of that sort. This group is all about having fun with your fellow CaberKnights. If you have any questions about 'fun' then please direct them to your magic eight ball, while your there ask it what you're doing with your life. I mean c'mon people, who dosn't know what fun is?! If you actually read this whole thing, you're my hero.
Always remeber, you should never caber alone.No information given.