Kalcist

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Дата регистрации

06.07.2011

О себе

Faggot






List of Phobias
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kainotophobia - Change
Theres no specific phobia but my hair being touched
ochlophobia - Crowds
ailurophobia - Cats
Tripophobia- Small Clustered Holes
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Black people- Fear of white people.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone
Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog




"The best way to win a fight is to avoid a fight in the first place. When I was a lad in Illinois I picked the biggest and meanest of The men and I beat the tar out of him and he gave as good as he got. After that day we became lifelong friends and no one ever messed with us again. If avoiding this fight as as simple as beating the tar out of Jefferson, i'd have done it already. No, this is a fight that I wish to avoid at all cost but I am afraid it will happen no matter what action I take. If a man pulls a knife on you, you run. If a man pulls a pistol on you then you run faster. If a man pulls a Glock on your people then you run at him and beat him down. That man is a time traveler and knows the secrets of the next two centuries. You hog tie him and make him tell you what a waifu is and how it can work for you."
-Abraham Lincoln 1861


Now time for my favorite real quotes =I
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"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." -Niccolo Machiavelli

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.". -Groucho Marx

"It is not truth that matters, but victory." - Adolf Hitler

“But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.” - Robin Williams

"To the world you may be one person, to one person you may be the world" - Brandi Snyder


Now time for hilarious quotes from friends
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[4:56:57 PM] Suno: i can fuck you without remorse i think

[12/8/2013 12:40:32 PM] Suno: your floor is way more important than you are
[12/8/2013 12:40:35 PM] Kalcist: ;~;
[12/8/2013 12:40:39 PM] Kalcist: dese feels
[12/8/2013 12:40:40 PM] Suno: reason #1
[12/8/2013 12:40:43 PM] Suno: YOUR FLOOR DOESN'T REPLACE ME
[12/8/2013 12:40:54 PM] Kalcist: Whats reason 2
[12/8/2013 12:40:59 PM] Suno: it's got bigger boobs
[12/8/2013 12:41:05 PM] Kalcist: God damn it floor

[ 6:19:44 PM] Kalcist: What?
[:6:19:53 PM] Suno: holy shit am i speaking chinese
[:6:19:55 PM] Suno: chinka chonka motherfucker