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- 29.03.2011
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- CA
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But imagine you've JUST opened your browser to whatever your weirdest porn fetish is. You realize you have to go to the bathroom. You go in and do your business. You're one of those people who uses your phone while you do it. You finish and realize there's no toilet paper. You shuffle wide-legged to grab more TP, and at that moment you slip and fall. You reach out to get your balance and grab a towel, which rips the towel rack off the wall. It flies off and slashes your jugular. As you hit the ground, the headphones are ripped from the phone as your fingers manage to hit "repeat" on the song currently playing, which just so happens to be the worst song on your iTunes that you only had downloaded ironically.
You're bleeding out, but you hear the sound of your spouse/parent/child/roommate coming up stairs to see what the noise was. You have a fleeting image of what they'll see...you naked, poop-butted, the toilet unflushed, all to the soundtrack of "Friday" by Rebecca Black. You can't believe what's happening. The door flies open as you're losing consciousness. As your head falls to the side the last thing you see is your laptop sitting on the bed in the other room.
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