Potato Faust

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21.02.2011

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US

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No information given.It twas then inscribed on one of thee brothers discarded skin and the bible read: "Potato is God. Potato is King. Potato is my lord, savior, and friend. My father, brother, and God. Potato's words are thy holy law and word. Potato, Potato, Potato. Together we grow in the soil under rocks and trees. In open fields and baskets. We will be together through life and death. Potato, Potato, Potato. Everyone action of Potato is recorded as Holy and soul seeking. Together we seek the world and expand the religion. Searching the souls of brothers and strangers. Enlightening the worlds of everyone around us. Potato, Potato, Potato. Such actions will be seen as heretical. The Church will not accept your actions and ye shall be murdered and pelted by potatoes. Rotten spuds are accepted and reformed into bright shining examples of Potatoes everywhere. Thee shall feast upon potatoes every day. Potatoes are thy source of our strength. Potatoes make us who we are. Potatoes forever, potatoes for life, potatoes are my meaning. "

Thy Holy Potato then descended from Heaven and with many wise words to say it spoke. It spoke infront of many masses of man and all races. Quickly attracting members from across the world the Potatotholic Church grew large. Large enough that thy wise and Holy Potato recruited Bishops and other clergy. Church officials from all religions defected and converted to the Potataholic religion.

Cod: Rykurock

Pope: His Holiness Potato Faust himself

Cardinal: Gifilta, Meow, Tatertot, IllusiveCam, Rithal

Archbishop: Glaubender, Tinisenn

Bishop: Milk, PiZZADOX, Sean, Waldo

Priest: Meta Faust, Salcos, Nub

Deacon: Hawkeye, Zagan




Po-tato-tholic Church

Baptising: Being dipped in a vat of frying grease

Holy water is Vodka

Holy hymn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uLUVI3Y0q0

Video to show new followers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMes353uc-YNo information given.No information given.