ttv/thelastkitten

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09.02.2011

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AU

О себе

I play games and occasionally do other thingsIntroductionThe AWP, also known as the skill gun or point-and-click-adventure has been shown to give a serious mental disability that inhibits the ability to possess any type of skill over any period use. The experienced admins of the group are trained professionals at killing curing awptists.

Symptoms of AwptismWarmup Awping:
The most common symptom of serious awptism is the purchasing and use of the faggot gun AWP in the warmup round.

Crouchfagging:
Another common symptom, often associated with similar disabilities. The symptom presents itself as the inability to stop crouching when spotting an enemy. The awptist often imagines themself sitting on an invisible dildo when spotting an enemy.

Seizures:
The awptard becomes agitated upon inevitably missing with the point-and-click-adventure gun and will jump and spin around wildly while frothing at the mouth due to being so braindead and bad.

Denial:
When the awptard loses control, they will deny that they are devoid of any skill. The awptard will begin making excuses such as "THE AK AND SCOUT ONE HIT PEOPLE TOO11!11!1".

CauseThe underlying cause of awptism has been found to be the point-and-click-adventure gun's skill ceiling, which is as high as the floor.

TreatmentThe method with the best results is the consumption of a jug of bleach while setting self on fire. Or just stop using the fucking thing.No information given.No information given.