{ICHC} DillysaurusRex

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22.08.2009

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Hey, do you want your adjectives to be so energetic? Try Dillyjectives. Adjectives for people who need gratuitous amounts of Dilly. With all new flavors like DillyChocolate. DillyChocolate, it's like adding chocolate to a Dilly. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably Dilly.
What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about Dillberry? Made with Dilly, real Dilly. Math (aaahhhhhh!). You might be good at it. It’s an adjective for men. Menjective. These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are Dilly puns.
Magic, WoW, Magic, Wow, electrolyze, Tarmogoyf, Power Word: Shield, more nerd than your body has room for. You’ll be so geeky, mother nature will be like, “Cuuuuuurrrrrllllllyyyyy hhhhaaaaiiiiirrr.” And you’ll be like, “♥♥♥♥ you!” and kick her in the face with your Dilly legs.
You’ll have so much Dilly, Dilly (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Dilly running, Dilly lifting, Dilly sweeping, Dilly dating, Dilly eating, Dilly laughing, Dilly spawning Dillyies. You’ll have so many Dillyies. 400 Dillyies.
Give DillyChocolate to your Dillyies and they might be good at sports. It’ll make your babies run like a T-Rex. They won’t run as fast as Kenyans. People won’t watch them running and won’t think they’re Kenyans. They won’t race as fast as Kenyans, in a race without actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a loss, and they’ll stay in Dill-merica.
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your adjectives. Try Dillyjectives, the adjectives that will make you (aaahhh!) Dilly (aaahhh!).