Slotheist

Информация

Дата регистрации

19.07.2009

Страна

Woodbury, Minnesota, United States

О себе

Slothra since May 2012.

Current mission: Making "Slotheism" an actual religion.

"If I had a nickel for every time some ass took my name that I can't copyright, I'd have approximately 45 cents by now."

Allies- Sloths, sloth bears, giant sloths, sloth demons, moths, mothra, the Olympian gods, Thor, PepsiCo Inc.

Enemies- North Korea, hypercarnivorous mammals, carnivorous mammals, excercise, obstructions to naptime, the Dutch, the pope.

Archenemy- Carnivorous Aquatic Livestock "Deep Sheep"

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